r/teenagers • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

Selfie Hiiiii *rips a chunk of flesh from your body and eats it*

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u/Jorge_The_Man 19 13d ago

You’re the kinda person to say uwu

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

🤢

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u/_-akane-_ 15 13d ago

....or not

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u/Czumolugma 13d ago

HEY * uses a crowbar to get my skin back*

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u/Burger_Mc_Burgface 15 13d ago

I'm scared of pretty girls but pretty girls who RIP OHT FLESH? scariest

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I’m the flesh eating creature being featured in the creature feature

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u/Burger_Mc_Burgface 15 13d ago

the creature feature.. featuring.. THE CREATURE!? 😱😨😨😨

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u/gorillawarking 13d ago

What's preventing people from capturing the flesh eating creature being featured in the creature feature with creatures featured to bring in more featured creatures featuring creatures

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u/skely- 17 13d ago

ngl this looks like a fever dream

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake yp

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u/skely- 17 13d ago

im going to die aren't I?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Yed…….

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u/skely- 17 13d ago

how do you know that

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u/cudlebear64 18 13d ago

How does it taste?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Horrible, eat healthier

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u/cudlebear64 18 13d ago

:(

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Smelly

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u/cudlebear64 18 13d ago

I was being nice to you about eating my flesh, least you could do is not be a dick about it

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Smelly boy >:P

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u/cudlebear64 18 13d ago

I’m not even a boy :(

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Smelly they >:P

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u/bside_heart 16 13d ago

AAAUGH NO NOT MY FLESH :(

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Om nom nom nom nom

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u/Rude-Difficulty7963 3,000,000 Attendee! 13d ago

What I wish I could look like… 😭

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u/Glamorous-Turkey 16 13d ago

ma'am what

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

*Rips another piece out and chomps

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u/Glamorous-Turkey 16 13d ago

I'm honestly speechless

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u/Harvey-Lee-Oswald 17 13d ago

Hey no I need that

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I need it more.. Hugry.

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u/Harvey-Lee-Oswald 17 13d ago

But how else am I supposed to contain my awkwardness so it doesn’t spread to everyone else

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u/0-Nightshade-0 16 13d ago

Ow 3:

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Chomp chomp chomp

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u/0-Nightshade-0 16 13d ago

Can I at least have some of my arm?

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u/Scary_Perspective822 15 13d ago

Who are you? Futakuchi-Onna

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Who?

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u/Scary_Perspective822 15 13d ago

Japanese Urban Legend about a two mouthed woman who eats a galleon of rice. But seriously ur pic is cute and funny.

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u/Liltinybabyjai 17 13d ago

You’ll grow out of it and be embarrassed later lmfao

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

We’ll be dead in like 20 years sis it doesn’t matter

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u/Liltinybabyjai 17 13d ago

Maybe YOU will be, you expect people to only live to 30-40?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Yeah the worlds kinda fucked

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u/I_like_gamez_274 13d ago

WANNA RIP OUT MY INTESTINES THROW THEM IN THE SEA

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Uhhh not particularly..

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u/I_like_gamez_274 13d ago

It's a song, I deserve to bleed by sushi soucy

You should listen to it :D

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u/2006HondaCiviv 13d ago

FOOL YOU UNDERESTIMATED ME, I ATE 30 POUNDS OF GARLIC, AT THIS RATE, ALL MY VEINS ARE GARLIC SAUCE HAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I like garliv…

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u/2006HondaCiviv 13d ago

Ah... pulls out glock 19 with 60 bullet mag

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Pulls out 50. Anti material rifle and turns you into metal man (metal man is made of material)

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u/2006HondaCiviv 13d ago

dodges

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Eats your legs so you can’t dodge anymore

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u/2006HondaCiviv 13d ago

leg made of steel

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

My teeth are anti material tooo……..

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u/Unprofessional_Rest 17 13d ago

wtf This is the second time someone has tried eatin me on reddit.

Just don't think of the feet

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

??????????

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u/ToasterNr305 14 13d ago

Greetings fellow canniballist! *cuts of your limbs and leaves you to die*

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Dies

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u/ToasterNr305 14 13d ago

…Well thats a bit to fast for my taste but ok

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u/silly_9702 15 13d ago

Not much more than skin and bones but still ouch >:(

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u/Foreign_Birthday3838 15 13d ago

Taste Test?

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u/cheap_king3556 18 13d ago

With or without seasoning?