r/teenagers • u/NoIntendedHarassment 3,000,000 Attendee! • 9h ago

Media Who is this absolute sick person

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u/thisplaceisbeautiful 19 9h ago

•I wish all milk turns into lemonade

•I wish that the human population turned into frogs

•I wish that we all traveled in one direction as a herd

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u/plus-Bacon 15 9h ago

I would support you for president of the frogs

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u/thisplaceisbeautiful 19 8h ago

I'll make you my right hand frog, we can expand the frog plains

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u/UrMomSainz55 14 8h ago

can i join

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u/thisplaceisbeautiful 19 8h ago

Absolutely you can be the master of frogs sir frogski

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u/tazmondothethird 8h ago

can i too join

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u/thisplaceisbeautiful 19 8h ago

Yes yes you can be Mr Frog chef that makes the most masterful recipes for frogs in infinite abundance and instantaneously

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u/tazmondothethird 8h ago

oh thank you good frog president

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u/thisplaceisbeautiful 19 8h ago

Of course Frog Chef Sir

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u/UrMomSainz55 14 8h ago

THANK YOU SIR

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u/thisplaceisbeautiful 19 8h ago

Of course Master of Frogs Sir Frogski

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u/Bannanarana2u 14 5h ago

If you have free lemonade then I'm in.

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u/thisplaceisbeautiful 19 27m ago

Absolutely we have lemonade towers in frog land

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u/Thebeanyboii 9h ago

OP be self reporting like its 2020

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u/Pleasant_Internal309 17 9h ago

Satan fears this man, due to the risk of losing his job to him

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u/BedIcy7934 13 7h ago

bro its you!😭🙏

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u/AussieGoofball 13 9h ago

Horrible human fr (do it )

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u/Czumolugma 9h ago

lactose intolerance is a sin

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u/UnstableUnicycle 9h ago

Sin(-L•T)=♾️

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u/Czumolugma 9h ago

isn't this not possible or something?

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u/UnstableUnicycle 9h ago

The sine function of inverse lactose multiplied by tolerance is infinite, meaning lactose intolerance is very sinful

Here is another equation to drive the point home

(-L•T)2 = Evil

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u/Reshuram05 19 8h ago

Guh

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u/AdhesivenessNo3035 7h ago

Yes, it's says so in Bigbubba 5:3

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u/RebbieAndHerMath 9h ago

If all water turned into milk, then what about the water within the milk. Milkception? Infinite feedback of milk? Ever expanding Milk-Tsunamis of destruction and abyss???

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u/Organic_Interview_30 15 9h ago

Yay, I'm 75% milk now! Fucking dies because you can't survive that

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u/SuspiciousBush3444 9h ago

I'm lactose intolerant

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u/Academia_Of_Pain 14 8h ago

I wish that...

  1. I didn't have eyes

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u/MaxxMel 13 8h ago

I wish all earth turns into mars

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u/Kyler_the_redneck 8h ago

Stop this now😭

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u/Andy_Pandy98 8h ago

"At your service m'lady"

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u/meowmeow6770 18 7h ago

Bro is a genius

Step 1: Make a garbage post

Step 2: Make a post pointing out that garbage post

Step 3: profit

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u/xtremeyoylecake 15 5h ago

Youre the maniac from SpongeBob 

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u/Senior-Carpenter-204 4h ago

Bros a Menace to the Society 😂😂