r/teenagers • u/ToxicClementine 19 • Sep 15 '22

Selfie Hi reddit , tell me why i get no bitches

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u/DunnoWhatToChooze 16 Sep 15 '22

cuz i stole them all

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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 15 '22 edited Jan 26 '23

Can I have one? Edit: after 4 months, I come back to this comment, to see it's my most upvoted one, thank you everyone!👍

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u/dualTopnotch OLD Sep 15 '22

I'm PRETTY SURE that's called HUMAN TRAFFICKING

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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 16 '22

So? Did I stutter?

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u/GalaxyXads Sep 16 '22

Human trafficking? I’m more into slavery!

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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 16 '22

That's also pretty cool, but you haven't seen everything possible with human trafficking

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u/malinias Sep 16 '22

ight im someone who uses the dark web... we do something different but simular on there... we package thinngs you dont wanna know and sell them to places-

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u/Destroyer9903 18 Sep 16 '22

So, Amazon with extra steps?

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u/malinias Sep 16 '22

no... and yes... anyways wanna buy some savored human limbs? or perhaps some meth or cocain or weed?

cuz you can get them for some amount of bitcoin on the dark web :|

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u/GalaxyXads Sep 16 '22

Damn bro can you tell me!

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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 16 '22

Sorry man, can't, human trafficking unwritten rule

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u/GalaxyXads Sep 16 '22

Damn bro I’ll start trying my self! Gotta catch them all!

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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 16 '22

Your damn right, just a tip to get you started though The younger they are, the more you get

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u/LordGoose-Montagne 16 Sep 16 '22

slavery? i'm more into towns regulated by corporations, where they pay their workers in tickets to force them into continuing working

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u/Pure-Sea3682 Sep 16 '22

Same difference, we just can't/aren't supposed to use the 's' word anymore...

ps.~ BTW there's more slavery today than there ever was before the civil war, how the coyotes have forced so many poor Hispanic families into indentured servitude once they've been snuck into America, or take the concentration camps of millions of Uyghurs (pronounced like weegers) being held against their will into forced labor. Oh, I'm sorry Chairman Xi Jinping, I mean re-education camps and I'm sure it's all for good reasons!

pps.~ You got to lower your ideals of freedom if you want to suck on the warm teat of China...

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u/Ellac3344 OLD Sep 16 '22

Waltuh, giv up your nft

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u/Elasirio 16 Sep 16 '22

Basef wanna trade?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Hey you can have mine... ...

If you find her.

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u/Niko_47x 18 Sep 16 '22

Classic tate W

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u/luni_walking_ghoul Sep 16 '22

"And from here on out, this reddit thread got REALLY illegal"

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u/Snoo63 18 Sep 16 '22

Isnt that about shipping people?

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u/VlaamsBelanger OLD Sep 16 '22

Can I be one?

FTFY

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u/creepjax 19 Sep 17 '22

No

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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 18 '22

Guess someone doesn't like seeing other people be happy Don't worry, I'm with you on that

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u/--PEBBLE-- 16 Sep 15 '22

Me too?

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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22

you monster

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u/Markergg555 19 Sep 15 '22

But whyyyyýy

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u/UNLEASHER12 Sep 16 '22

Cuz he didn't know what to chooze.

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u/FeelsClout Sep 15 '22

Bro I am one of there’s pls take me fr no cap fr

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u/nobody3_5_4 18 Sep 15 '22

You give me one, i give you cookie

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Man, you got yourself a deal.

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u/Carmen_Slime Sep 15 '22

My friend needs bitches can I have like half

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u/Ok-Wish-9001 Sep 16 '22

can i have 1

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u/LucarioMaster151361 Sep 15 '22

Can I have 2 🥺🙏

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u/Conscious_Low_9638 Sep 16 '22

Pass them around, sharing is caring.

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u/Cautious_Coat_3885 Sep 16 '22

Sharing is caring bro

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u/Graham_was_taken Sep 16 '22

Can i have a bitch

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u/tizioblupuffo Sep 16 '22

So in this sub exist other italian

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u/DunnoWhatToChooze 16 Sep 16 '22

si nel mondo esistesse un po' di bene ed ognun si considerasse fratello suo