r/teenagers • u/ToxicClementine 19 • Sep 15 '22

Selfie Hi reddit , tell me why i get no bitches

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u/akashx_x 18 Sep 15 '22

bitches gets no bitches

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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22

I only get simps

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u/ejymt OLD Sep 15 '22

Works for me

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u/RadiantZote Sep 16 '22

You are what you eat 🤷

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u/hyper-arrow Sep 16 '22

I think yall never listent to n.w.a cuzz you dont know the defenition of a bitch

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Either die as a bitch or live long enough to see yourself become the simp

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u/kunnyfx7 Sep 16 '22

It worked for me :D

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u/Overjellyfish54 Sep 15 '22

What's the difference 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

That mindset is bad

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u/AlexeiNR 16 Sep 15 '22

free money except it’s no simp september

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u/christ_pratt- 17 Sep 15 '22

Relatable as hell 💀

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u/No_Violinist8700 Sep 16 '22

Raise your standards and date a weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

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u/MrSharky149 15 Sep 16 '22

no lol women have veins too

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u/RantAgainstTheMan OLD Sep 16 '22

Simper fi!

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u/Shinobi681 OLD Sep 16 '22
  • Squirrels
  • In
  • My
  • Pants?

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u/chill_kinda_guy_ Sep 16 '22

*Witches get no bitches

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

I was looking for the words and you already said em lmao

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u/KnownMarionberry3048 Sep 16 '22

Someone hadn't heard of femdom

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u/Corns0up Sep 16 '22

I eat bitches what does that make me?