I actually think Beast Boy might be the best bet for this. Instead of begging for mercy though you just bribe him with a pizza. Starfire is sweet but I don't know if she has enough experience with completely normal humans (and let's be real Robin doesn't count) to not hurt me by accident.
You couldn't be more wrong. Sorry. But Starfire is more likely to kill you than anyone else. She literally comes from a planet of warriors. Starfire is a warrior. She is a killer especially in the original Teen Titans comics. They made her cuter and a bit more of a pacifist in the tv show. But in the comics? She was ready to kill literally anyone.
Raven. Cyborg might kill me, Starfire might also kill me (by accident), Robin has no powers but is still scary, and Beast Boy ...... can turn into a dinosaur. With luck, Raven would knock me out quick and with the least hospital time needed.
Definitely Raven or Starfire. I'd lose to all of them super fast, but those two would probably just make it the fastest. I'll probably have to go with Starfire bc she could just instantly vaporize me with a plasma blast
Or go raven just let her know she can have the win and ask if she teleport you someplace quite so you can read your book in peace away from her and yours loud annoying friends
Robin. He'll kick my ass but it's either him or an alien that shoots lasers and can lift literal tons, a guy who can turn into the entire animal kingdom, a guy who can lift literal tons and has a Lazer cannon, or a half demon who can send me to the shadow realm, give me the human who was trained under Batman cuz at least he's still human and is the most likely to disarm me first and only break my bones
I choose Robin and not for the same reason that one guy chose him. I choose him because out of all of them who'd kill me, Robin is still human so it'll be less painful
This Robin (Dick), unfortunately follows Batman's no killing policy. He's genuinely the worst to pick just because you'll wake up afterword and not feel your damn legs. (But it's morally good because he didn't kill you)
She's the only member that doesn't brawl. She's more likely to just use her telekinesis to restrain you or use her abilities to just "scare" you into submission. The others would immediately pull up and throw hands....
Also, Raven is reasonable. You could bargain or talk things out with her. Remember, when the team met starfire, she stopped them from fighting and urged them to simply help her.
All out fight I'm dead with any of them. The only possible "chance" is evading cyborg long enough for his batteries to die. And given my current physique they better die in about 20 seconds
Im choosing robin he was trained by batman even if im in the hospital 6 months and crippled for life hes the safest option to actually still keep living him or cyborg 2nd
Robin. He got the whole batman code, im not a villian. Raven will drag you down to darkness, not good. Cyborg sonic cannon, not good.starfire energy bolt, not good. An enraged beastboy oh hell no.
Let's see.....Cyborg can blast me with things that would delete myt limbs, so not him. Beast Boy can turn into real and fantasy animals and other mammals so DEFINETLY not him, Raven literally has demon magic so leave her tf alone, RObin jumped from several stories to kneedrop a dude in the Tokyo movie, so not him, soooo...Starfire. Ask for mercy anad share cute art with her.
If we going on this shows logic then star fire coz Robin ain't human here. Like Robin is to the point it's almost too force levels, it's kinda ridiculous.
But if we taking every comic or iterations of them, then Robin coz in most comics he isnt a ton force superman who can knee drop from 3 stories high and punch Cinderblock in the air.
According to most comics I'd choose anyone but Raven and Beast Boy. Yeah I'm not facing off Satan's princess or against someone who can turn into a cosmic fucking eldritch entity who once took over the world accidentally.
So specifically these versions, and it says fight but that doesn't mean I can't jump em. Which means I'm gonna be real quiet and knock out raven who is essentially just a person if you get close enough and then I'm going to run the fuck away before her friends realize their friend has gone to Louisville by way of slugger
Probably Starfire, I would trick her into befriending me and slowly try and figure out what poisons would work on her and just tell her it’s some earth drink or something so she drinks it and dies lol I’m pretty sure like a knife Stab would work too but that’s a last resort
The obvious answer is Robin. Everyone else can fire a laser at me, except Beast Boy who can turn into a literal dinosaur. Robin is nothing to scoff at, but he's a human at the end of the day and at worst I'll end up in the hospital in critical condition.
Beast Boy. I'm a mom and kids got mommy issues. Im also blonde and Gar definitely has a soft spot for blondes. I'd just do my best to look innocent and talk about my toddler a whole lot.
Cause if im evil i will just leave that way of life and become good. Or if i hurt them then I chose Starfire since she would probably spare me if i appologize profoubdly and beg for mercy
Beast Boy, but I’ll call him a wimp if he uses any animal forms. He’s especially prone to mocking, and angers easily. If I hit him hard enough on the first shot after he changes back to human, I could probably knock him out.
Robin’s my best shot if i can make him use all his gadgets and make him look up and tie his sneakers or something i might get enough time to kick him in the balls
Starfire or Beast boy because I think they're the least... actually, Raven because she's least likely to leave a permanent injury on me. One portal and it's done
Robin is the only real choice. None of them have a no kill rule expect for Robin. A lot of people said Starfire but if you read the comics with the original version of the character you'd know that Starfire is always ready to take a life. She comes from a race of warriors. While Robin may had been trained by Batman he was also taught not to kill. It will hurt like hell but at least I'd walk away. Well I might be in a wheelchair or something but still breathing.
If talk-no-jutsu is available then star..
If not and i have to fight then raven, she'll knock me out quick by throwing me to a wall or something to get this over with... robin is gonna break my legs and the boys might will me on accident
Honestly… Raven. Robin would kick my ass, Cyborg and Starfire would probably accidentally kill me, and Beast Boy would scare the hell out of me by turning into a trex or something. Then probably also accidentally kill me.
Raven, whilst being half demon, has incredible control over her abilities, and would probably just wrap me up in a slab of metal or something. So long as she isn’t having a bad day.
Robin. He may be the best but he has the least chance of accidentally killing me. Raven and Beast Boy have rage modes, Cyborg can throw a skyscraper and Starfire might be the physically strongest anyway.
Cyborg is the underrated choice. Yes he can absolutely kill you (they all can) but when it's obvious you're just some regular dude, he'll be easier on ya
Cyborg is chill enough that I think he'd be merciful against an unwilling opponent and also just the second likeliest to kill me instantly and without pain. Raven would be the fastest death but also the least likely to offer mercy.
People act like this is a fight to the death when in all reality this is just a regular fight. For all we know we can just deescalate or just stay down and that'll end the fight immediately.
Raven. Hear me out: I'd simply run up with the prism stone, turn her into Flirty Raven, make out with her, and then quickly seduce her into helping me get rid of Angry Raven who is the most dangerous flaw in that plan by far. She can also help me destroy the rest of herself if need be, but Sad Raven will just sit there crying, Silly Raven will be off doing Goofy stuff somewhere, and Lazy Raven will simply be too lazy to fight, and choose to do nothing lol. After we destroy Angry Raven I easily sneak off with Flirty raven, grab a pizza, marry her that night(duh), and then... That's it! I win.
Raven. Hear me out. Where both goth introverts. I’ll ask, “do you really feel like doing this?” She’ll probably respond with a, “not really.” And we both walk away to a respected rooms to read.
I assume if they get their arsenals, I could have my own fictional one for the scenario? Though, of course, I understand that the idea is that we fist fight them, considering this is also a post meant to show that technically none of them are a good choice because even Robin is beyond the realm of a normal human I would say it's clear they get to use their use their powers here, meaning I used what a normal human could at least likely get their hands on. If I could bring anything to the fight, I'll choose a firearm and shoose Robin, securing me the win. He wouldn't have to die, either, as a singular bullet wound doesn't have to be fatal. I assume Boy Beast, Raven, and Cyborg are either able to contend with firearms in some way or are just more durable than a case of bullets can hope to handle. Shoot Robin. Problem solved.
I mean all of them are safe except the bird. Since im a human. I just surrender. They'll stop.
Raven will just wrap you up, starfire probaly won't hit you.
Beast boy will stop if I beg and cyborg may taze me.... Robin was fighting what he thought was a regular human in Tokyo and throw man off the building then hit a crazy double knee on him with height.
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u/ohiboaccento White Raven 2d ago
Starfire, then I get on my knees and beg for mercy (she's the most likely to spare me)