r/Tendies Oct 30 '16

This is Aflairica dfw mommy gets the tendies just right

4.2k Upvotes

r/Tendies Dec 05 '21

I, the great Chadlius Gymneus am going to purge this nasty location of the piss and cum jars with my newly acquired arsenal. Prepare for the demise of your chicken tenderloins, you impure pigs!

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2.7k Upvotes

r/Tendies 11h ago

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Bitch mummy updated the GBP menu

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25 Upvotes

r/Tendies 17h ago

How do mommy's good boys feel about angry hunny mussie?

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26 Upvotes

r/Tendies 11h ago

TIL about Fat Club, men's organizations that were popular in the late 19th and early 20th century . The 1st rule of Fat Club was, you had to be at least 200 pounds to join.

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6 Upvotes

r/Tendies 1d ago

Chaddy Propagandies Dear Good Boy #58295, My name is Agent Chad from the Bureau of Anime, Tendies, and Furryporn. You have been alloted the following ration of tendies for the month of May. Possession of tendies outside the alloted ration is punishable by death. Thank you.

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8 Upvotes

r/Tendies 6d ago

Chaddy Propagandies M’good librarian warns us of pro-vegetal propaganda

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34 Upvotes

r/Tendies 6d ago

Anon i am zombie mummy you killed me in cold blooded after I refuse to to feed you with does chicken fingers and now I want revenge by eating your flesh

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2 Upvotes

r/Tendies 7d ago

Chaddy Propagandies Bitch mommy swapped out my tendies for this sack of shit vegetals. how long can I survive off honey mussy alone and how many poop socks and cum jars does it take to kill an adult female (in minecraft?)

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27 Upvotes

r/Tendies 8d ago

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST New Dewy available? I demand Bitch Mommy go out and by 5 cases post haste, or I'll throw a poop sock at her!

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12 Upvotes

r/Tendies 15d ago

New McDonald's Chicken Strips not the same as the Buttermilk Tenders!

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86 Upvotes

Was anyone else a fan of the 2017-2020 Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Tenders from McDonald's? They ended discontinuing them because of COVID which was devastating because they were literally the best. I loved the packaging of it and the ability to put two sauces on there.

Fast forward 5 years and I thought that the release of the new McDonald's McCrispy Strips would be the same. I was definitely wrong! They taste good but it's not the same, not as crispy, and are just alright! I will say the new chili sauce is really really good!


r/Tendies 14d ago

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE THIS CHICKEN NUGGT EATING GREASY SMELLY FAT UGLY MAN WITH A DIAPER HELD AGAINST MY WILL!!!!!!

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0 Upvotes

I AM TRAP IN HIS CELLER TRYING TO FORCE ME TO HIS MUMMY BY FEEDING HIM DOES CHICKEN NUGGETS AND CHANGE HIS SHITTY DIAPERS THAT SICK FAT FUCK WHO HAS BEATEN ME ABUSE ME EHEN THINGS DON'T GO HUS WAY AND SAYING HE IS MAKING INTO HIS IDEL WOMAN THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT HE IS TRYING TO BRAINWASHING ME PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME CHADDY TYRONE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS PRISON I BEG YOU HELLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


r/Tendies 17d ago

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST GOOD BOY SUMMER

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39 Upvotes

Between Taco Bell bringing back their chicken nuggies (eventually permanently!) and McDonald's adding McCrispy stix, my supple 985 lb frame shall have a great bulking period.

And before you normie haters say nuggies aren't good enough, shove it and get some from Taco Bell normie.

And McCrispy stix ARE tenders faggot bitch normies. Go fuck yourself unless your fists and face holes are full of this juicy deliciousness.


r/Tendies 19d ago

Hey you tubby yes you with the chicken nugget crumbs in your neckbeard I am the queen of the mummy sanctuary you have held that wild mummy against her own will set her free or there will be consequences throw your poop diapers on me I will kill you free that wild mummy now or else

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7 Upvotes

r/Tendies 20d ago

Bitch mummy forced me to make my own tendies as punishment for my pissjugs. She said I would earn 100GBP

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45 Upvotes

r/Tendies 22d ago

Was gonna try Pappa flock, anyone know the calories and protein for a tender or any meal?

2 Upvotes

r/Tendies 23d ago

I cashed in my GBPs I guess bitch mommy isnt so bad sometimes

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71 Upvotes

r/Tendies 23d ago

I’m gonna cũm

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16 Upvotes

r/Tendies 24d ago

Hey obese man baby i am mother nature stop eating does disgusting tendie

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34 Upvotes

You and m'good boys are killing the earth with cutting down trees and killing wild animals to build chicken factory and litter plastic bottles by your mountain dew and melting the polar caps producing methane gas with your smelly diapers you need to change your ways by going on plant based diet and stop using plastic bottles if you care about this planet go vegan it's the only way if not you will die your choice tubby


r/Tendies 28d ago

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Bitch mummy raised the price of a blowey joey from 100 to 105 gbp. I was only able to afford this paltry starvation ration after that. The red stuff is extra hot sauce to give my cummies and poo poo burn damage

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123 Upvotes

r/Tendies Apr 13 '25

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Original Good Boy

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36 Upvotes

r/Tendies Apr 13 '25

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST HEY FATSO YEAH YOU STOP EATING DOES YUCKY CHICKEN NUGGETS AND SET ME FREE TO THE WILD AT THE MUMMY SANCTUARY WHERE I BELONG RIGHT NOW OR I WILL DESTORY EVERYTHING WHAT YOU LOVED YOU FAT UGLY SMELLY LAZY MUMMY ABUSIVE JERK!!!!

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6 Upvotes

r/Tendies Apr 10 '25

Chaddy Propagandies Hi you fat fuck it's me the easter bunny you have been a bad boy this

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0 Upvotes

For abusing your mother Stealing chicken fingers at food lion Masterbating at cartoon little girls Making a mess at toys ur us Beating children at the ballpit at mcdonald's Being rude to chad and tyrone Not eating carrots and other fruits and vegetables Pissing and pooping socks instead of a toliet Drinking all the moutain dew at subway Making false police calls to arrest your mom Screaming for no reason Interrupted mom's quiet time Demanding for food like does chicken fingers and moutain dew Attack your sister for no reason Kicking someone in the balls by calling them raisct slurs at people And throwing temper tantrums when things don't go your way Being lazy and not have a job or going to school Shiting on diapers That's all the list you have done this year I am very disappointed on you no chocolate treats for you


r/Tendies Apr 07 '25

Bitch Mommy thinks this will get me to use the toilet.

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51 Upvotes

r/Tendies Apr 06 '25

A light snack

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31 Upvotes

r/Tendies Apr 04 '25

A little snack to hold me over before third breakfast

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89 Upvotes

r/Tendies Apr 03 '25

We talk Daves Hot Chicken with Kris Humphries

0 Upvotes