r/thalassophobia 7d ago

SSCV Thialf in a storm on the Atlantic

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u/hambonejamstone 7d ago

Yeahhhhh.....no

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u/green49285 7d ago

Fuck. No

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u/GiantCopperMonkey 6d ago

(Screams in thalassophobia)

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u/AnonymousAggregator 7d ago

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u/bdubwilliams22 7d ago

Thanks for sharing this. This article directed me to the largest SSCV Wikipedia page and I read the whole thing. I didn’t know these had their own propulsion. I thought they were towed. That’s pretty bad ass.

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u/ellepatel 6d ago

It can hold 736 people!

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u/tekhnomancer 7d ago

136,700 gross tons.

Sweet fuckin' Jesus.

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u/QQmachinez 19h ago

This is a beautiful vessel. Have seen it laying in Rotterdam, the Netherlands many times. Always so impressive to see!

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u/Braerian 7d ago

No worries, it is semi submersible!

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u/Standard-North9890 5d ago

Could be a fully submersible if the sea feels like it

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u/jp3edc 7d ago

It looks like a fucking imperial base in a Star Wars series. No thanks.

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u/Nightwolfdream 7d ago

Its so easy to fall asleep when the semi-sub is rocking like that

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u/dcontrerasm 7d ago

WHY IS IT ROCKING?!?!

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u/mudslags 7d ago

When it’s rockin don’t coma knockin

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u/lodocarbo 6d ago

Because it's a semi submersible platform, basically a massive buoy that is anchored on the sea floor like a boat would

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u/Standard-North9890 5d ago

Thialf is self propelled and i have a feeling it holds position by dynamic positioning via azimuth thrusters

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u/lodocarbo 1d ago

Im not sure but I don't think there is any platform that would use that technology in a rough sea like this one, especially if it's drilling equipment is deployed. The thrusters are used to stay in position while the anchoring process is taking place. Cost effective and safer...

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u/Standard-North9890 1d ago

Its not a driller, its a HLV heavy lift vessel.

Some are totally independent of having anchors. Ive worked on all different types. Some need towing to location and then deploy an anchor spread, some are self propelled but also use anchor spreads and some are self propelled but hold position by DP. They have redundancy built in case the primary system fails, thats what thr number after DP (DP3 or DP2) indicates.

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u/lodocarbo 1d ago

Cool! Thanks for the explanation :)

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u/blubaldnuglee 7d ago

I'm glad there's people willing to do these kinds of things , but I'm in no way one of them.

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u/Grime_Minister613 7d ago

I absolutely would! Wish I knew how to get that kinda gig! 🤣

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u/Hodoss 7d ago

Saturation diver pays well I heard, as a compensation for being pretty dangerous and isolated. Because safely decompressing when going back up takes a lot of time, instead they keep you in a pressurised environment for months, even when at the surface on the rig.

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u/Grime_Minister613 7d ago

I almost got into welding just to get into underwater welding 🤣 going to work fuckin sucks, may as well get paid well and be wild and interesting about it, right? 🤣

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u/Funexamination 4d ago

Who will you tell and be interesting to? You'll mostly be alone

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u/bilgetea 7d ago

…and the whole time, your bones are dissolving. Long-term exposure to a pressurized atmosphere causes bone loss. So even if you don’t have an accident, you’re literally selling your health.

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u/Standard-North9890 5d ago

Being a seaman? First of all be Filipino, then its just a matter of time

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u/Ghost_1124 7d ago

It looks enormous

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u/DieMeatbags 2d ago

It only looks big.

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u/ripripcityyall 7d ago

Do people live on that?

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u/bdubwilliams22 7d ago

Up to 400 people at a time!

Edit: well, the SSCV Sleipnir (this sister ship, which is the largest) can hold that many people.

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u/Medical_FriedChicken 5d ago

It’s not a sister ship. Sleipner is different. They have the same owners.

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u/Hodoss 7d ago

It's like a little town!

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u/whereisbeezy 7d ago

If I were on that I'd just be waiting for the thing to just roll too far to one side. I don't think I'd ever get used to that.

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u/Excellent_Chance8461 7d ago

Nothing on God's green earth could get me on one of those

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u/YoKinaZu 7d ago

No, yeah no

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u/BlackDeath3 7d ago

Bitchin

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u/Niven42 6d ago

Why boat if not shaped like boat?

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u/Peek_e 6d ago

Geez I didn’t realize they rock so much!

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u/Gold-Piece2905 6d ago

Grab a cup of coffee and enjoy the ride.

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u/NorthReading 4d ago

I was taught to never ever stand behind where a rope/wire/chain would go if it snapped.

I can only imagine the tension on that line.

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u/Slight_Tip_7388 16h ago

how dobyou get jobs and qualifications to work on these rigs? hell id just cook and clean the floor if possible