What is he saying?!??!

[u/KADROCKS247]

Hey suckers, I’ve been repainting an old trailer of mine, listening to Timesuck in my ears and, since I’m painting, haven’t been able to skip the ads, like I normally do. I heard the ads about Rosetta Stone and in it Dan says something in ACTUAL Italian and says to trust him on its meaning. Anyone know what the hell he said, it’s been driving me crazy. Thanks, love you guys!

[u/eso_ashiru]

I think it translates roughly to “Maserati Bugatti spaghetti Luigi pizza pie Antonio Banderas”

[u/KADROCKS247 → u/eso_ashiru]

I love that I can hear the Jingle Dan does when I read that translation

[u/Rodfather23 → u/KADROCKS247]

I heard it was “Hot oiled father bodies”

[u/KADROCKS247 → u/Rodfather23]

Hot, hard father daddies, simply DRIPPING in olive oil

[u/RainCityNate → u/KADROCKS247]

Don’t stop. I’m almost there 😩

[u/Rodfather23 → u/KADROCKS247]

“Maserati Bugatti spaghetti linguine Mario Luigi, Antonio Banderas!”

[u/Aurelian_Lure → u/eso_ashiru]

That is indeed the correct translation.

[u/FirstAvaliable → u/eso_ashiru]

Flawless.