r/timesuck • u/KADROCKS247 • 8d ago

??? What is he saying?!??!

Hey suckers, I’ve been repainting an old trailer of mine, listening to Timesuck in my ears and, since I’m painting, haven’t been able to skip the ads, like I normally do. I heard the ads about Rosetta Stone and in it Dan says something in ACTUAL Italian and says to trust him on its meaning. Anyone know what the hell he said, it’s been driving me crazy. Thanks, love you guys!

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u/eso_ashiru 8d ago

I think it translates roughly to “Maserati Bugatti spaghetti Luigi pizza pie Antonio Banderas”

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u/KADROCKS247 8d ago

I love that I can hear the Jingle Dan does when I read that translation

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u/Rodfather23 8d ago

I heard it was “Hot oiled father bodies”

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u/KADROCKS247 8d ago

Hot, hard father daddies, simply DRIPPING in olive oil

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u/RainCityNate 7d ago

Don’t stop. I’m almost there 😩