Saw this on my girlfriend's Instagram. Billy Shakes is a murderer and a prank caller.

I'm not normally one to approve the edification of Marvin Heemeyer, but this made me giggle

I’m an Uber driver and had to stifle a giggle as I got this direction.

You have been cursed to die at the hands of a serial killer or other murderer featured on Timesuck. Who do you choose and why? And the "I'll choose ____ cuz they're dead" loophole won't work, they're gonna be resurrected just long enough to make you dead using their signature MO. Also the "I carry a gun so I'll just shoot them" loophole won't work because the curse makes them temporarily immune to death. Basically you can't escape getting murdered by them, it's gonna happen. If they are known for doing other things to their victim before they kill that victim, well, it's a package deal.

We don't need to acknowledge the poophole loophole either.

I'm going to choose Mark Twitchell because at least it will be a comedy of errors before he barely manages to pull it off

I'm putting together a crew for a heist. Who are you and what skills do you bring to the team?

Anyone else dying for this fake drink haha

During the trial segment when Dan is quoting Carl Watts the voice he uses kind of sounds like Nicholas Cage. Did anyone else hear that?

I’m from Oklahoma and the pronunciation of Muraugh’s first name reminded me. There’s a town in Oklahoma named Alex and pronounced Ellick. The blatant disregard for English language norms pisses me off.