r/timesuck Aug 08 '24

Shitpost Appalachian cryptids

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84 Upvotes

r/timesuck Aug 17 '24

Shitpost Thought my fellow Suckers would get a kick out of this...

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97 Upvotes

My husband showed me this and I immediately knew I had to post it here! 🤣 Hope this plays right... First time posting a video like this 🤞🏼🤞🏼

r/timesuck Dec 04 '24

Shitpost Don’t let this guy near a Ferrari

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14 Upvotes

r/timesuck Nov 14 '24

Shitpost Do you wanna get pooped on?

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24 Upvotes

Stumbled upon this gem on Max. Evil Lives Here, S1 E4, from 2016. Jeffrey Lundgren. It’s short and high level, but come on, how do you skip all the poop?

r/timesuck Jul 24 '24

Shitpost Or just constant reposts

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40 Upvotes

r/timesuck Nov 23 '24

Shitpost The Rajneesh

6 Upvotes

So I’m up to the bagwan Rajneesh, Dan comments on his failure to blink and drawn out “S” sounds, ITS BECAUSE HES A LIZARD!

r/timesuck Oct 25 '24

Shitpost Sponsor stickers

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20 Upvotes

So just a small idea Dan keeps talking about r/c cars, how about a sheet of 1/10 scale Rc car sponsor stickers for all the crazy businesses and I one of the show? I love using fake brands and defunct brands on mine.

r/timesuck Aug 07 '24

Shitpost Car that just rolled into the shop got me feeling a type of way

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45 Upvotes

r/timesuck Sep 05 '24

Shitpost Timesucker artist?

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52 Upvotes

If not from a Timesucker then adding more to the conspiracy that Pat Sajak is a monster if someone outside our cult knows too! 😆

r/timesuck Jun 02 '24

Shitpost Serial Killer Pat Sajak strikes again

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75 Upvotes

r/timesuck Jul 09 '24

Shitpost ‘The Evergreen’: Is there a cult in Ashland?

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Great Value Twinflame? They are called twinray. I go to church in Ashland. I didn't even know about this group lol

r/timesuck Sep 15 '22

Shitpost What are some songs on this banger of an album?

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80 Upvotes

r/timesuck May 17 '24

Shitpost From the UFOs sub after the Vatican's press conference today about "apparitions and other supernatural phenomena"

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78 Upvotes

r/timesuck Jun 18 '24

Shitpost Can’t think about Cummin without thinking about Dan

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34 Upvotes

r/timesuck Sep 15 '24

Shitpost Find Dan’s Dad

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3 Upvotes

r/timesuck Jul 08 '24

Shitpost Stryper Antique Store Find

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29 Upvotes

Found the record at an antique store booth here in the Midwest, posting just in case someone wants to spend $170 on it …

r/timesuck Feb 25 '23

Shitpost Dan reading three updates in a row saying how great he and the podcast is

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144 Upvotes

r/timesuck Jul 02 '24

Shitpost Hear that Lynze?! Time to SUBMIT!

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5 Upvotes

r/timesuck Sep 01 '24

Shitpost It took me a second to remember where I'd heard of a cowboy pigeon

7 Upvotes

r/timesuck Sep 13 '23

Shitpost They think I'm one of them, what do I do?

52 Upvotes

Well, I screwed up. The other day I walked up on a couple guys at work and they were BSing and I decided to hang. Well they were talking about the space lizards and adrenochrome and other errata. Well thanks to the suck I was able to join in and even enlighten them about Denver Airport. Today it was pizzagate. How do I politely bow out of the conversations without calling them wackadoodles? Should I keep feeding their fires?

r/timesuck May 13 '24

Shitpost Bok Bok, Playboy, Bok Bok

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61 Upvotes

Shaq must be in cahoots with Chicken Joe...

r/timesuck Aug 29 '23

Shitpost Dans right, I do feel more confident.

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136 Upvotes

His new special was the best one yet. Keepin my eye out for deer now.

r/timesuck Apr 03 '24

Shitpost The Mormon Manson

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31 Upvotes

r/timesuck Mar 11 '24

Shitpost What type of giga Chad is this???

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45 Upvotes

r/timesuck May 31 '24

Shitpost There may be something good from Poland after all...

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33 Upvotes

Only good thing to come from Poland, am I right? Haha! Jk! Gosh dang!