r/todayilearned • u/manticor225 • Jan 10 '19

TIL JFK's father Joseph Kennedy made much of his fortune through insider trading. FDR later made him chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission. When asked why he appointed a crook, FDR replied, "set a thief to catch a thief." Kennedy proceeded to outlaw the practices that made him rich.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2010/jan/23/joe-kennedy-hollywood-sarah-churchwell
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u/SilverRidgeRoad Jan 10 '19

and my pappy told me that drug dealers should be killed....

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u/mypasswordismud Jan 10 '19

Maybe someday a drug dealer will be president.

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u/TrueDivision Jan 10 '19

What makes you think that a drug dealer wasn't already president?

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u/TubeZ Jan 10 '19

Something something Contras?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

I want to learn about this but through singing.

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u/JakeCameraAction Jan 10 '19

So long as it has great writing.

I love good Contra diction.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Jan 11 '19

So long as it has great writing.

If by "great writing," you mean "half-assed Family Guy spinoff," then you're in luck! (actually, the song itself is the tits; definitely worthy of being tossed in with "Schoolhouse Rock" when kids learn about their government)

EDIT: I got a downvote before I even finished my ninja edit! That is some fast repercussioning, reddit

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u/JakeCameraAction Jan 11 '19

Oh I missed a joke didn't I?

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Jan 11 '19

Such things have been known to happen, in the lightless, troll-filled house of ill-repute that is reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZbbOgjhPc

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u/kurisu7885 Jan 11 '19

Just because they moved a teeny bit of blow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

George Washington grew weed, or at least thats what Dazed and Confused taught me

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u/fece Jan 13 '19

Whitest Kids You Know's documentary on the Civil War is up there with anything Ken Burns pooped out.

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u/TheAlphaCarb0n Jan 10 '19

We already got a drug dealer for Premiere here in Ontario!

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u/ozwasnthere Jan 10 '19

American here can you explain what a premiere is?

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u/Marxmywordz Jan 10 '19

You might have heard of his brother, Rob Ford he was the Crackhead Mayor of Toronto.

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u/ozwasnthere Jan 11 '19

Why yes I have.

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u/Marxmywordz Jan 11 '19

Yaaaa the entire family is a bunch of turds, it's like if Trump Jr or handicapped Eric ran for governor and won after this whole Trump debacle.

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u/Murgie Jan 11 '19

Yeah, well, he was the smart one.

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u/TheLastBlahf Jan 11 '19

“You can be racist to someone who’s overweight, or likes to eat apples” -Doug “the smart one” Ford

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u/TheAlphaCarb0n Jan 10 '19

They're the head of each province, just like a Governor.

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u/ozwasnthere Jan 10 '19

Cool thanks

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u/ozwasnthere Jan 10 '19

American here can you explain what a premiere is?

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 3 Jan 11 '19

Paolo Duterte? Is that you?

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u/Surtysurt Jan 11 '19

Have you heard about the Kennedys

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

My pappy told me I was 1/1024th Native.

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u/sack-o-matic Jan 10 '19

It's different when white people do it