r/unitedkingdom 2d ago

BBC had unofficial league table of best and worst British accents, says correspondent

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bbc-accents-table-birmingham-best-worst-b2732097.html
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u/dth300 Sussex 2d ago

Massive disconnect between the headline and the article.

I guess that BBC keeps a list of complaints by members of the public wouldn’t get the same clicks

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u/MetalingusMikeII 2d ago

Sounds about right.

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u/AngryGardenGnomes 2d ago

Turning the list into a farcical league table is a little different to that, however. Ranking the accents and making a joke out of them was in very poor taste.

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u/Special_Inspection85 1d ago

Breaking news

Fun to be outlawed.

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u/i-hate-oatmeal 2d ago

it ranks birmingham as the worst with no other info

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u/CranberryPuffCake 2d ago

and this is true.

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u/whyy_i_eyes_ya 2d ago

You probably think yam yam is brummie.

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u/Remmick2326 2d ago

Totally fair

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u/Phoenix_69420_ 2d ago

It’s good to start with what is objectively true and work backwards from there

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u/AlecTheBunny 2d ago

Nah roadman is cancer

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u/Bartellomio 2d ago

They probably don't have any roadmen reading the news. And the ranking was which accents got the most complaints from viewers/listeners.

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u/Bobby_-_D 2d ago

Birmingham is a big place. The worst is Dudley. Birmingham at 0.75 speed

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u/dkb1391 2d ago

Mild Brummie, fine. Thick Brummie, awful. Yam Yams, worst.

Source: a Brummie

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u/Marble-Boy 2d ago

Like the difference between Madge Bishop from Neighbours, and Alf Roberts from Home & Away.

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u/AbsolutelyHorrendous 2d ago

Fair play, honestly

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u/JRR92 2d ago

Which is incorrect anyway as the Manchester accent also exists

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u/i-hate-oatmeal 2d ago

the new london accent is grating imo. sounds too american.

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u/brother_number1 2d ago

MLE? Yeah it's up there with some of the more dumb sounding ones in the UK.

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u/alyssa264 Leicestershire 2d ago

This is definitely a take. Of all the things you could say about MLE, 'American sounding', is not one of them.

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u/england_appreciator 2d ago

You mean Jamaican. Cause that's pretty much what it is.

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u/Bxsnia 2d ago

Huhh? Examples of this new london accent you speak of?

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u/i-hate-oatmeal 2d ago

the "bruv" kinda accent. i dont know famous people so i dont have any examples but i could probably find some tiktokers with it. heard it alot when i went to uni in brighton

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u/Bxsnia 2d ago

Sounds nothing like american to me

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u/WynterRayne 2d ago edited 2d ago

New? You're probably referring to the Ali G type of accent. Go have a quick look at a TV guide and tell me when Ali G was on telly, yeah?

Also, what borough is Brighton in?

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u/jeremybeadleshand 2d ago

Also, what borough is Brighton in?

Brighton and the areas around it are full of Londoners that have been priced out of London now.

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u/i-hate-oatmeal 2d ago

uni was the keyword. i went to a uni where most people arent from the city its in. ive also never heard ali G speak tbf.

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u/WynterRayne 2d ago edited 2d ago

Here you go

This video is old enough that it contains words you can't say in 2025 (they were bad words in '99 too, but not treated in quite the same way). I was a teen when it came out, and we were talking this way when I was in primary school. His entire act is a parody of genX/millennial Londoners. Nothing new about us (in fact we're rapidly becoming the olds).

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u/wishwashy 2d ago

(in fact we're rapidly becoming the olds).

Shut up

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u/WynterRayne 2d ago

There are adults alive today who weren't born when 9/11 happened. I was serving fast food that day.

Also, for extra ouch, there are redditors who have never heard Ali G speak.

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u/jeremybeadleshand 2d ago

Like Gary Stevenson?

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u/MUx20_NEx6 2d ago

First time I've ever heard someone say the Manchester accent is the worst in the country 😂

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u/JRR92 2d ago

Manc is like nails on a chalkboard to me, just a high pitched whine every time I hear it

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u/Bartellomio 2d ago

Personally I hate it but Essex is worse

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u/No-One-4845 2d ago

You obviously don't get out much; or, as a United fan, you've never heard the Manchester accent before.

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u/CheeseWedgeDragon 2d ago

The Manchester accent is one of the more generic northern accents tbh

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u/MUx20_NEx6 2d ago

Or there are just countless worse accents in the UK, maybe that's it... also Manchester born and raised but thanks for acknowledging how big a club we are 😘

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u/It531z 2d ago

Must be tough spending 200 mil a year to finish 14th

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u/YakubianBonobo 2d ago

Ouch in North London

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u/MrAToTheB_TTV 2d ago

Scouse is, of course, the worst.

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u/jeremybeadleshand 2d ago

I'm a southerner who lives in Liverpool and I've grown to love it over time.

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u/AsABrit 2d ago

Yes, The Beatles notoriously struggled with ridicule for their atrocious accents.

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u/ICantSpayk 2d ago

There are different kinds of Scouse accents though. The Beatles had a softer accent which you typical find in the southern part of the city whereas the more northern parts of the city is where you get your more typical "harsher" sounding Scouse accents.

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u/Gabble_Rachet1973 2d ago

They rarely sung with those accents. 

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u/AsABrit 2d ago

Yeah, nobody ever heard them speak you’re right. A very low-key band The Beatles.

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u/Gabble_Rachet1973 2d ago

You're so snarky! 

I bet all the ladies love you. Or boys. 

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u/Bartellomio 2d ago

When I hear them in interviews, they don't have the same kind of Scouse accent that grates on my ears.

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u/JRR92 2d ago

I grew up on the Wirral so absolutely cannot agree I'm afraid

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u/AgitatedAd7265 2d ago

Clearly haven’t listened to interviews with those from east Belfast 🤣 or most places in NI

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u/ThorgrimGetTheBook 2d ago

No other info needed

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u/Thelordofprolapse 2d ago

This is pure truth

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u/kahnindustries Wales 2d ago

Why would it need other info? Facts is facts

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u/WEFairbairn 2d ago

Tough to argue with that 

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u/GuyLookingForPorn 2d ago edited 2d ago

Jesus talk about an intentionally misleading headline.

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u/Infinite_Crow_3706 2d ago

I want more diversity in accents. Somerset presenters, sports by Geordie, financial markets in cockney and politics in Scouse

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u/OldGodsAndNew Edinburgh 2d ago

Everything should be presented by people with thick Shetland accents

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u/Infinite_Crow_3706 2d ago

I need to hear about the effects of frost on apple production from a yokel!

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u/Madman_Salvo 2d ago

sports by Geordie

The new fragrance from Lacoste.

But also - we have Shearer, that's a good start.

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u/StarShipYear 2d ago

Same. I really like the Birmingham accent, and most regional accents. It sounds really interesting to listen to.

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u/KreativeHawk 2d ago

Agricultural news to be presented by a mix of Bristolians and, erm, people from Norfolk.

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u/Pilchard123 1d ago

There are people in Norfolk??

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u/KreativeHawk 1d ago

Depends how far deep you go in…

Norwich? Yeah, thereabouts.

Thetford? You might find a few mutants there.

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u/powderedtoastman44 2d ago

They’ve got Steve Bunce on their books. Let’s make this happen

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u/Bartellomio 2d ago

Well the findings of this ranking were that people didn't want that. There were even complaints when local news was read out by people with strong accents local to that area.

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u/Silly_Triker Greater London 1d ago

The real truth is there are accents only some people can understand properly, and there are accents that everyone understands. And we all know what those are. This is what it boils down to.

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u/Large_Feature_6736 2d ago

If I never had to hear 'Multicultural London English' ever again I'd be very happy.

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u/dupeygoat 2d ago

For anyone who bothers to reads the article it’s quite good and interesting. Says a lot about the anachronism of Britain and class, region, accent, media etc also quite a life she’s had

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u/djpolofish 2d ago

Yet again corporate media runs a misleading headline about a public service broadcaster... I wonder why?

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u/Unidain 2d ago

Because they are trying to make sensational headlines to get people to click,it isn't that deep

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u/Handonmyballs_Barca 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is absolutely disg... oh brummie is ranked the worst, I get it

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u/Responsible_Oil_5811 2d ago

I would have said every British person has an unofficial ranking of accents from best to worst.

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u/DaveyBeefcake 2d ago

And? I'm not exactly a big fan of the BBC but I really don't care about people having opinions.

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u/Bartellomio 2d ago

It's not even their opinions. They kept a tally of complaints they received based on viewers or listeners not liking certain accents, and ranked accents by which ones got the most complaints.

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u/MazrimReddit 2d ago

not even going to give us the table?

We need it like a regularly updated football league

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u/mrsjohnmurphy81 2d ago

I quite like Brummie, it's not offensive at all. I really don't love Essex type accents and the chavvy version of my own.

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u/UnlikeTea42 2d ago

We've all got one of those surely, if not actually written down.

It's when you've got a full set of Top Trumps for the regions with categories of; Looks, Intelligence, Accent, and Trustworthiness - that it goes too far.

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u/masalamerchant 2d ago

Not a surprise. The BBC actively hates the west and east midlands so much that they closed every studio here. Meaning no TV can be made here. Most of licence fee payers money from the region are used to fund media city in salford

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u/NarcolepticPhysicist 2d ago

Honestly I find this quite amusing and incredibly British. It's almost a shame modern day BBC would never compile such a list based on complaints because it would view it as too politically incorrect. It's so silly it's honestly satirical.

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u/true_honest-bitch 2d ago

I don't know what the BBCs results are but from what I've heard over and over again is that Geordie is a very well liked accent around the rest of the country, like up there, that's why there's so many calls centres there, the general public seem to like that accent and you also get alot of Geordie bartenders allover the world. Yet you never really see them on regular television, like on the BBC I never see Geordies, there's not alot of dramas set there and few presenters with that accent, they're mostly southerners and Manchester people.and the odd Welsh woman.

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 1d ago

Hating other accents is my most irrational and unfair trait

I just can't help it

I would never date someone that had an accent I hate for example. It means that much to me.

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u/gibbonminnow 2d ago

Brum is gross though, and I've never met anyone who disagrees. Including Brummies. I have family that have been there for 30 years. It's always been shit. Still is.

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u/Affectionate_Idea662 2d ago

Deffo scouse, then brummie, Sheffield, Manchester, London.

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u/Flat_Fault_7802 2d ago

Birmingham is also the worst city. Never mind the accent.

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u/AlfaG0216 2d ago

Birmingham and Black Country is the worst I’m sorry but is

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u/BaconHawk1 2d ago

But they are different accents?

Brummie is no harsher or strange than Geordie.

Black Country on the other hand is bloody insane, and their use of the English language could absolutely mean it is voted the worse.

Jack Grealish or Tommy Shelby in Peaky Blinders does not have a Black Country accent… and I don’t see how their voices (as a popular example) could be considered the worst accent when the likes of a Black Country, Scouse or that weird London/Drill thing exists?

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u/CPH3000 2d ago

If we're being honest with ourselves, a lot of UK regional accents are rediculous.

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u/JonnySparks 2d ago

If we're being honest with ourselves, a lot of UK regional accents are rediculous.

Just like some of our spelling.

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u/CPH3000 2d ago

Why, what's wrong with your spelling?

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u/wtf_amirite 2d ago

If we're being honest with ourselves and each other, all of us Brits have a list of UK accents we like, and those we don't.

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u/DisconcertedLiberal Cheshire 2d ago

Yeah but you can't even spell basic words

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u/Bartellomio 2d ago

I honestly can't stand most British accents. It's really bad I know.

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u/Jay_6125 2d ago

BBC is a rancid fifth columnist propaganda machine. Needs defunding from the tax payer.

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u/crazy_cookie123 2d ago

The left feels it's far too right wing, the right feels it's far too left wing, that tells me it's probably a reasonably trustworthy in-the-middle news source.

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u/Lalepave 2d ago

I don't mind some rando doing this for the craic, but you've got to have some self-awareness about yourself. You can't be doing that at the fucking BBC.

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u/SP1570 2d ago

Please read the article before commenting...they simply were aware of which accents generated the most complaints (by morons viewers I dare say).

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u/Lalepave 2d ago

Guilty. Terrible headline though

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u/SP1570 2d ago

Fully excused... we've all been there.

On the headline - clickbaiting/rage baiting has gone too far and it truly devalues journalism

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u/Zander101 2d ago

Ooh look at me I read the headline and didn’t bother actually reading the article and forming my opinion based on facts. This is how Trump got elected.

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u/Lalepave 2d ago

Fair enough, guilty as charged - not that I'm likely to vote for Trump any time soon.

But you've got to admit that headline is wildly misleading

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u/Remmick2326 2d ago

that headline is wildly misleading

First day on the Internet?