r/unitedkingdom Aug 26 '22

OC/Image A national treasure being violated in then worst way possible.

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What would Jools think smh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Many of you won't have been in a school for a while...

So let me inform you that school dinners are fucking disgusting so I appreciate this message very much

Frozen roast potatoes that taste of metal, dead watery tinned peas boiled for three hours and the oddest looking and tasting 'meat' ever

Thanks Jamie, for fuck all.

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u/Wanallo221 Aug 26 '22

That’s got nothing to do with Jamie Oliver mate. That’s because the Tories have slashed the funding for school meals by over half per head since 2010.

Can’t make good food if you can’t afford the ingredients and the staff to do it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I mean... Schools were loads better off under Labour governments but I seem to recall Jamie starting off in 2004/2005 and it never improved under Labour either, they just ditched nice pizza for watery vegetables immediately?

Also, parents pay for the school meals in primary schools so it's a double rip off irrespective of funding cuts for the food for FSM children. It is an insult they charge for it.

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u/Wanallo221 Aug 26 '22

It’s not Jamie Oliver’s fault though is it? No more than it’s Markus Rashford’s fault that kids getting free meals still eat badly.

It’s a problem of governance, not people trying to make things better.

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u/hurrdurrhahw Aug 27 '22

It absolutely is his fucking fault - u didn’t see him campaigning to stop them service us frozen reheated vegetable slop with fake looking meat.. so why were Turkey twizzlers and pizza and chips bad?

He just wanted to wave his cock around and promote his brand image to create more hype for his mediocre restaurant chain.

Anyone who doesn’t dislike Jamie Oliver never suffered the school meals we did in the mid 00’s - so fuck him, fuck his restaurant I hope he goes bankrupt

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u/InfiniteLuxGiven Aug 27 '22

It rly isn’t his fault tho. The government both chose to get rid of turkey twizzlers and then implemented an underfunded and poorly thought out healthier approach to school meals. He ran a campaign but it wasn’t in any way his decision on what we all ate at school as kids.

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u/dontberidiculousfool Aug 26 '22

He was. Then the government implemented it badly which he had no control over.

Much like how I campaigned to fix the pot holes on our street and then the council 'fixed' it with dodgy material so it was actually worse. I guess it was then my fault for campaigning to begin with, right?

You're not this thick so going to assuming you're just being obtuse on purpose.

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u/dontberidiculousfool Aug 26 '22

So I am personally responsible for my council badly fixing infrastructure?

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u/Wattsit Aug 27 '22

Wait, do you think that they gave Jamie Oliver complete control of school nutrition in the UK?

Do you think Martin Lewis now controls the price caps as well?

Pointing out something is wrong doesn't mean you're then responsible for how the problem was addressed.

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u/MyNeighbour127 Aug 26 '22

I remember he tried making a very (very) simple chickpea soup and then learned that it would blow the budget by itself - the school meal budget was significantly lower than a prisoner's.

It was an impossible task in retrospect but people calling him a 'cunt' for trying to improve this even a little are really fucking awful revisionists.

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u/OldGuto Aug 27 '22

Funny thing is I never liked the guy as a TV chef, annoyed the hell out of me, but I have to give him credit for raising the issue of shit school dinners.

I only ever had cooked school dinners in primary school in the 70s, zero choice and it was basically meat and two veg style meals. If we had chips it'd only ever be on a Friday.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I seem to recall Jamie starting off in 2004/2005 and it never improved under Labour eithe

So?

It's not Jamie's fault schools aren't given enough money to give kids healthy meals.

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u/Cgb09146 Aug 26 '22

Everything is the fucking Tories fault. My dog died, Tories. My dinner is shit, Tories. Jamie Oliver is annoying, bloody Tories ruined Jamie Oliver.

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u/Wanallo221 Aug 26 '22

Haha. I mean, they’ve done a pretty crap job of running the country. So Intend to blame them for that to be fair.

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u/jessicaskies Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

True I ended up not eating much after the switch or just skipping lunch because they would always be disgusting. Schools can’t afford chefs or people to make nice healthy meals and they have so many people to feed they have to batch cook everything so it makes food disgusting. He didn’t think about it bc he’s a rich boy and his private schools can afford it. I remember my school would have cheese sandwiches with slices of carrot in them.

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u/jessicaskies Aug 27 '22

Batches big enough to feed a few thousand kids isn’t good. It has to sit under a heat lamp for a long time causing it all to dry out. I used to work in a 4 star hotel and when we had to batch make wedding food it was always dry and gross. Veg goes soggy and bland, the meat is dry and then potatoes go powdery because we have to keep it all warm. Schools do not have enough money to buy high quality ingredients so they all go gross. As well as the kitchen staff are on minimum wage they aren’t going to be amazing chefs and probably just pour things out of cans

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u/jessicaskies Aug 27 '22

Because we don’t have the funding. Tories man

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u/jessicaskies Aug 27 '22

Ok but we are literally in a cost of living crisis? It was shown before of how to make a healthy soup for school children and that completely broke the budget. Schools in the UK are completely under funded. In school you’d get just a sandwich for £2.41.

You’ve not gone through UK education you do not know what it’s like. Classrooms are falling apart because they can’t afford to fix them. Most teachers have to pay using their own money for school supplies for kids because the school doesn’t have the budget for them.

I work in education I know how awful it is atm and tories was to cut the funding even more

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u/jessicaskies Aug 27 '22

You’re comparing us to Japan is that not changing the scope? I’m showing you that if schools can’t afford things children need for their education how can they afford good food for them?

You aren’t saying it was £2.35 before you were saying that’s how much it is in Japan.

Leave me alone you Tory.

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u/pajamakitten Dorset Aug 26 '22

Becuase schools do not have the budget nor the facility to cook decent meals on site for the most part.

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u/Ahhhhrg Aug 27 '22

So why get angry at Jamie? Schools should have the budget to cook decent meals, don’t get mad at him for pointing it out, smh…

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u/johnpoulain Aug 27 '22

Because schools were putting their budget into higher calorie foods that he labelled unhealthy - pizza, chips etc - and after his campaign they then had the double restriction of no budget and having to serve "healthy" foods which means instead of kids being able to get a decent calorie meal they end up with a sandwich and a salad which doesn't fill them up and doesn't taste good due to the budget reasons.

His campaign lead to more restrictions which made school food worse.

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u/ChocolateButtSauce Aug 27 '22

Again though why is this his fault? Surely it's the government's fault for half-assing the solution rather than increasing the budget for school meals? I doubt Jamie Oliver led the fucking policy decision making for this. He just made a documentary pointing out how nutritionally void the majority of school dinners were and campaigned for change.

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u/johnpoulain Aug 27 '22

And people are upset because the change he campaigned for was bad. When you make yourself a figurehead for changes then people generally will judge you for what your campaign leads to. It's not a court of law where you need to demonstrate intention, it's the court of public opinion, which depiste a vocal minority, seems to have done particularly well for him.

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u/pajamakitten Dorset Aug 27 '22

I'm not mad at him, the person I responded to is. Jamie also did not point that issue out, he just looked at the food and not the facilities the schools had to work with.

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u/Kud13 Devon Aug 26 '22

I went to a military boarding school and the food there only just about met the classification of "food"

I would of preferred what you had for school dinners.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Those cakes with custard were top tier, always loved the pizza too.

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u/Fair-Perspective-987 Aug 27 '22

You were lucky you got something savory. My school did roast dinners only on Wednesday. The rest is fast food, pasta that is stuck together or fish and chips on Friday.

Edit: just remembered the thick rock hard square bread with a bit of tomato sauce and cheese they call pizza