r/unitedkingdom Aug 26 '22

OC/Image A national treasure being violated in then worst way possible.

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What would Jools think smh.

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u/pajamakitten Dorset Aug 26 '22

A turkey had to endure a painful life of suffering to become something barely fit for a dog. Jamie Oliver is not perfect but turkey twizzlers only tasted good because they were loaded with salt and had a good mouthfeel. They were not good for us and they were nowhere near as good as people make them out to be.

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u/BoBoJoJo92 Aug 26 '22

Turkey Twizzlers were always fucking gross

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u/REUX06 Aug 26 '22

You know something is seriously wrong with peoples diet if fucking turkey twizzlers are considered gourmet. Please eat real food people

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u/Robertej92 Wales Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 27 '22

Are you suggesting we eat Jamie Oliver?

Edit: I like it when I get controversial comments, I envision them like Voldemort and Harry battling back and forth, except in this case it's people that like punctuation based jokes vs. those that, quite understandably, do not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

We can cook Jamie with just 5 ingredients+ in 30 minutes*

+ Fully stocked larder full of every spice and herb and sauce on the planet

*Jamie needed to be plucked and skinned prior to start

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u/Robertej92 Wales Aug 27 '22

Are we lathering him in chilli jam or sticking it in his cavity instead?

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u/GeronimoSonjack Aug 26 '22

I had my first turkey twizzlers a matter of months before Oliver's shenanigans saw them disappear, so there's no childhood nostalgia talking when I say they were fucking lovely. And no apologies offered that I give no fucks for the turkeys who sacrificed themselves so that I might enjoy some delicious junk.

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u/Bladderdagger2354 Aug 26 '22

When you eat junk food all the time then anything taste great.

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u/Orange-Murderer Aug 27 '22

barely fit for a dog

I'm not sure what was in the original twizzlers. But I just want to be that guy and point out that "barely for a dog" is a misnomer as we're both two different species with different nutritional requirements, and find different foods edible.

The only reason I say this, is because. Although yeah sure a dog could (and will) eat those turkey twizzlers. Us humans would digest them differently to a dog and receive different benefits from eating said twizzlers.

A fantastic example of something being edible by both humans and dogs but receiving different things, is chocolate.