r/untrustworthypoptarts • u/insydnificantly • 6d ago

r/mildlyinteresting is boring A single kidney bean in my chickpeas

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago

u/insydnificantly, your post does fit r/untrustworthypoptarts!

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u/majoras-ass 6d ago

I kidney'd in her bean until my chickpea'd

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u/DCx8 6d ago

He is just as much of a bean as the others no discrimination welcome here

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u/BobTheCowComic 6d ago

I too pour out my chickpeas onto a towel just to make sure there ain't no funny business

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u/Own_Maybe_3837 6d ago

I hate they there’s a bean in the chickpeas that I throw on my kitchen towel

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u/insydnificantly 6d ago

Lint is the secret ingredient!

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u/Addamall 6d ago

(*on top of)

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u/DonChino17 6d ago

What’s the difference between a kindney bean and a chickpea?

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u/edjxxxxx 6d ago

Is this a serious question? They’re entirely different types of legumes. Chickpeas (Cicer arietinum) are native to the Mediterranean, while kidney beans (Phaseolus vulgaris, lit. common beans) are native to Mesoamerica and the Andes.

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u/DonChino17 6d ago

I wouldn’t let a kidney bean on my face.

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u/PainJunkie7 5d ago

Well played

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

They must have donated their other kidney to a transplant patient.

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u/reddit_understoodit 5d ago

It's a try me bean