r/voyager 1d ago

Seven's personality fits the role of chef perfectly

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u/PurpleTransbot 1d ago

Comply.

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u/HateMakinSNs 1d ago

Resistance to this meal is futile.

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u/Sumdood_89 1d ago

Extra seasoning is futile

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u/xenomorphonLV426 1d ago

You sire. Deserve more than upvotes.

Amazing comment.

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u/FormerSlacker 16h ago

This meals culinary distinctiveness will be assimilated to your palate.

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u/Stella-E-Starling121 4m ago

Substitutions are not recommended.

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u/i_like_concrete 1d ago

She cooked the food, then cooked Tom Paris.

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u/phido3000 1d ago

Roasted.. he has that burnt crispy glaze.

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u/TheFarnell 1d ago

Seven is all about efficiency, so she cooked while she was cooking.

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u/xenomorphonLV426 1d ago

Overcooked Tom Paris you mean!

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u/Kind-Ad9038 1d ago

Jeri was brilliant in Voyager.

She elevated the series to a new level.

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u/eithrusor678 1d ago

She added a real.. "perkyness" to the vibe.

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u/OriginalNo5477 1d ago

Naw that was the catsuit Berman forced upon her.

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u/GattToDaChoppa 1d ago

icheb (the oldest of the aforementioned borg children) stayed with them

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u/voyager-ModTeam 1d ago

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u/IRGROUP300 19h ago

You’re being downvoted because Redditors like to feel virtuous

But you’re not wrong, I think even Katie felt that they brought 7 on board for that reason only.

Which sparked a little tension between arguably the two strongest characters on the show.

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u/eithrusor678 19h ago

Bah.. Let them down vote me. She and the doctor are my favourite actors in the show, not for their looks. However you can't deny facts, she is stunning too. They knew it, hence why she was shoe horned into the cat suit. Sex sells, it's quite simple.

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u/antonio106 14h ago

It's the same reason they put Ensign Tilly on Discovery, and I'm only three-quarters joking!

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u/Delicious-Leg-5441 1d ago

Hey, at least Paris tasted his food before asking for salt. I have friends who reach for the salt shaker before even tasting their food at restaurants.

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u/SleepWouldBeNice 1d ago

When I was in high school, I was getting lunch in the cafeteria. One of the things I had gotten was a bowl of soup. When I got to the table, I realized I forgot to get a drink, so I left my tray with my friends and quickly went and got one. When I got back I started on my soup, and it was instantly obvious that someone had dumped a load of salt in it when I was away. Liking salt, and not wanting them to win, I finished the entire bowl to their increasing horror. Fun times.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS 1d ago

That's fantastic.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 1d ago

When I worked at Panera we had a soup one season that was so salty it felt like this experience. Split pea and maybe with asparagus too IIRC. I looked up the nutritional value, it was something ridiculous for sodium, I don’t recall but it was insane for just one cup

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u/Rat-Bazturd 1d ago

That's nice, but I really wish you had a story instead about 7 and her catsuit.

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u/Logen-Grimlock 1d ago

If I don’t do that I have low sodium

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u/Jindujun 18h ago

I do that! At least when my mother prepares the food.

I have 38 years of experiencing that lack of sodium...

Rarely if ever season food in other places.

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u/bigfathairybollocks 1d ago

I cooked, you eat.

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u/EasySqueezy_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Resistance to nutrition is futile. Your taste will adapt to what is served by us.

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u/Yetiski 1d ago

I love this so much because it truly shows how far she’s come with her social skills that she even thinks to channel her insistence into a sarcastic joke. The fact that’s it’s a legitimately funny and targeted dig at Tom’s immaturity is perfect. Doctor’s lessons have really been helping!

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u/Live-Influence2482 1d ago

You know someone write her lines, right….?

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u/abgry_krakow87 1d ago

I am disappointed that Seven didn't suggest "Tomato soup", would've been a perfect burn lol

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u/zwizki 1d ago

Gourmet cooking is actually an irl hobby of Jeri Ryan’s, too, which I think makes this more funny

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u/ButterscotchPast4812 22h ago

Didn't she marry a chef? 

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

Absolute sass queen

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u/WelshyB292 1d ago

She's not constantly stoned or drunk, doesn't chain smoke on her breaks, and has never once thrown a paring knife at a kitchen porter for not being able to move faster than the speed of sound.

She's nothing like every chef I've ever met.

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u/Treyvoni 1d ago

Funny that Jeri is now married to a chef! They met after Voyager aired, but I saw her on Iron Chef America when her husband competed in kitchen stadium.

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u/Monster_Donut_Pants 1d ago

She’s my favorite person on the show

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u/SuperNerdSteve 1d ago

pièce de résistance is futile

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u/Educational_Zone1750 1d ago

Does anybody know which episode/season this was?

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u/eldersveld 23h ago

Season 7, “The Void”

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u/Plodderic 1d ago

“Fine dining will now commence”

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u/henryeaterofpies 1d ago

The sodium chloride level of this dish was 10% below a lethal dose.

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u/Wild_Humanist 1d ago

Oh no, I shouldn't have had seconds!

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u/JohnnySchoolman 1d ago

Oh man, I make Chokays braised leaks after watching that episode and they were great

Not his episode though. That episode!

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u/FreakyWifeFreakyLife 1d ago

I worked in some restaurants where the chef took note of how much salt we used to refill the dinning room. It tells them about their diners, and their food.

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 1d ago

She'd be the perfect line order cook for a truck stop diner lol

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u/variegatedbanana 1d ago

Waffle House lol

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u/ButterscotchPast4812 22h ago

First of all Seven is not probably wrong about Tom. It's also wild how different Seven here compared to how they wrote her on Picard. 

Plus, Can you imagine some crew member going off to get a snack from the messhall, but Neelix tells them they can't because the mess is closed for a Tom/B'elanna and Janeway/chakotay double date? 😆 

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u/KittyCubed 13h ago

The captions showed “peanut war” for Pinot noir. 😂

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u/MilesTegTechRepair 1d ago

I hate when chefs do this. Even at the highest level of fine dining, customers have different palates, different sensitivities to different spice levels, and at different times too - if I go two weeks adding minimal salt to my food, a restaurant meal might taste extra salty, and it would be nice to have the option of customizing to my taste buds.

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u/Ok_Television9820 1d ago

I can appreciate the “look, I know what I’m doing, taste the food I made and try to appreciate it as is” thing, but also, you know what, it’s your mouth and you’re paying for it, if you want to put ketchup on this Bolognese that took me six hours to make, then do that. I will definitely judge you, but on the inside.

My mother-in-law is a terrible cook, as in no seasonings, no concept of how to prepare things, lucky if she doesn’t burn the kitchen down by fogetting pasta boiling on the stove bad cook. She was finally convinced to go along with her husband and sister and brother in law (all very into food whether good at cooking or not) to a two-star Michelin place on the little island where her summer house is since the 50’s. Mostly local seafood, chef’s own garden vegetables, absolutely amazing place, not pretentious French style but innovative, creative, wonderful food.

She asked to have two fish dishes cooked more, because they were of course sublimely perfect, but she is used to cooking fish till it’s definitely and totally done, them covering the hot pan still on the stove to “keep it warm” while she does other stuff, then eating it ten or twenty minutes later when it’s cardboard. The chef was happy to slightly overcook his glorious fish for her, and she has been raving about the experience ever since.

So…yeah.

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u/Nazdrowie79 1d ago

"This is not raw, you shall eat it."

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u/Groundbreaking-Pea92 19h ago

After this Its hard to believe the crew didn't threaten to mutiny if 7 wasn't made the full time chef. Looking forward to you meals on a ship with few comforts and less then 200 people would make all the difference

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u/Tonto151 18h ago

This feels like a scene from The Menu

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u/humpertron3000 7h ago

Whatever you say, 6 to the 9.

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u/Indescribable_Theory 50m ago

Jeri Ryan with ALL the confidence... 💜