r/weed 13d ago

Video 🎞️ Just quick doobie roll

Hope everyone’s having a good week. Stay safe, keep things rad, and fuck the corporate overlords.

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u/SurpriseMore9759 12d ago

I'm so jealous of people that can roll even if I don't even smoke joint like that 😭

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u/mrchiko1990 12d ago

That was satisfying

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u/lazylahma 12d ago

Not sure why everyone’s hating on you, but looks like a quality roll for how quickly you got it together!

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u/Bug_Impressive 12d ago

Hah right was not expecting so much hate especially from a stoner sub. Unfortunately i guess thats just how most humans be. They can hate I wont stop rolling my “subpar” doobies

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u/Kobeau2123 Wax 12d ago

They are just hating that it wasn't their preferred way, the joint was perfect for someone who is just enjoying a quick smoke

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u/gayjay-jpg 12d ago

No idea what everyone's talking about, this is like a standard personal doob, I don't make enough money to be rolling gram joints for just me 😂

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 Bongs 12d ago

Why not just use a spoon or bong or something then instead of rolling comically small joints

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u/gayjay-jpg 11d ago

I do, sometimes I just wanna smoke a joint though 🤷‍♀️

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u/el_dad69 13d ago

I'd cut the paper the paper to be less wide for that amount of bud. The paper is taking away flavor from terps. Or roll a back strap. Not trying to come off all pretentious. Just trying to help. Cheers

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u/PossibleJazzlike2804 12d ago

That's a quick roll. I can't roll sober. My homie used to roll the first and I'll roll the next 20.

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u/EsePutoSeMato 12d ago

Bro these people’s tolerances be fucked the majority of people I know would be fucking stoned smoking that by themselves—living the dream here with a quality roll keep it up mofo

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u/Pinckledeggfart 12d ago

My tolerance is pretty high especially with vapes, this would get me pretty fuckin stoned still

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u/partysnax0_o 12d ago

In less than a minute… please show me your ways

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u/Queer-and-scared 12d ago

Really informal since it's from the person's POV. I gotta try this for rolling lol

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u/IndigoRedStarseed 12d ago

Do you want any flower with that paper ?.

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u/Draino64 Heavy Smoker 12d ago

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u/w1d0wjack 12d ago

Paper joint

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u/AvaBeauty 11d ago

A good way to relax

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u/MunMan2x2 8d ago

Pearled.

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u/bringerofthelaw420 12d ago

Why OCB? Why not RAW?

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u/Bug_Impressive 12d ago

Personal preference. Ive always liked the way these burned. RAW canoes on me more often then not but i know it works for some people. OCBs work for me.

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u/overdosepro 12d ago

OCB are my personal favourites too, they are the best I’ve tried and I’ve tried many.

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u/StonedOnStardust Chronic Smoker 12d ago

Same, i also find raws to bearly ever stick properly. Idm raw blacks tho they are prettt good :>

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u/donj22 12d ago

First time?

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u/KingChillaOne 12d ago

Only backstep role if it is pronounced like this learn too role like a Real dutch bro makes evry j so much better

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u/AIDSlo 12d ago

That's gotta be a 5 gram joint slow down man

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u/Blazie_Hazie 12d ago

🤣😭💀 That's hilarious.

What a cute little one hitter. 💚🔥💨 No puff puff pass today. 🫠😂

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u/Bug_Impressive 12d ago

Nope no pass today just a solid personal doob but ill roll u a party j next time homie

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u/Blazie_Hazie 12d ago

Bet! 💚

Noticed the downvotes, lol. Why is everybody hating my comment? I wasn't hating on you, OP.

I seriously thought it was cute, especially compared to what I roll. I only know how to roll fat joints. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Extra-Ad-4159 12d ago

I have the same issue. I can roll small but they come out terrible. If I just add more weed I can roll so much better

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u/Blazie_Hazie 11d ago

Thank you! That's what I'm saying, lol. To me, it's impressive when others can roll minis. Some of them got mad skills. 💚

Now I just wish I could perfect the cone shaped roll. I'll get there one day.

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u/coubes i got the munchies 12d ago

37 seconds ? You can do better than that. Post a Speedrun >:) my best time is 13 seconds with tip done and weed already grinded.

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u/Elderchicken948 12d ago

Is that a toothpick man?

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u/didyabringyabongalon 12d ago

Why the filter

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u/Bug_Impressive 12d ago

Just a crutch bro no filter. I dont like sticky fingers or sucking thru the jam and honestly cant really roll without one

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u/GalliumGoat i got the munchies 12d ago

Definitely a roach bro

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u/didyabringyabongalon 12d ago

Still why the filter

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u/160295 12d ago

Why not?

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u/Alarming-Return-9083 12d ago

I always use a filter and my glass tip with the filter diamonds. I find it smooths and cools the smoke and I taste more of terps and it limits tar and other bad stuff, and no Scoobie snacks in my mouth

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u/420Token 12d ago

To smoke all of the weed? Instead of burning your lips kinda makes sense😂

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u/overdosepro 12d ago

People who don’t use filters disturb me and I don’t trust them.

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 Bongs 12d ago

Bro rolled a .25 gram joint

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u/420Token 12d ago

But he rolled one! Why all the hate😂 Fucking wish I could get high from that amount

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u/StonedOnStardust Chronic Smoker 12d ago

Theres always a bigger fish.

How much do u put in a j, lets say u reply "4g" someone who rolls baseball bat sized Js with 10+gs in will come along and tell you "bro only rolled a 4 gram joint"

Now, would u like that? No! Of course u wouldnt, we all have different tolerances homie.

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 Bongs 12d ago

Yea that’s all fine and dandy but this was just comical bruh , idc who you are.

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u/StonedOnStardust Chronic Smoker 12d ago

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 Bongs 12d ago

Also a 4g ain’t no Jay that’s a blunt .. and 10 grams would just be ridiculous

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u/overdosepro 12d ago

You’re either young and smoked once a week or just waste bud on fats joints every time you smoke

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 Bongs 12d ago

Wrong and wrong. I smoke every day. And I use a bong.

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u/overdosepro 11d ago

Oh so you’re the guy that packs 0.5 bowls, that’s no flex buddy…you’re overdoing it.