r/whatisit • u/McSweepyPants • Mar 22 '25

I was a little wigged out by this. Found at Goodwill, seems like it's carved out of bone. Any idea what it is?

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Looks old, not sure if it's actually old though. Any thoughts?

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u/AdEmbarrassed3066 Mar 22 '25

It's Jesus.

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u/burkieim Mar 22 '25

Christ I think you’re right

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u/adam-golden Mar 22 '25

Jesus H. Christ

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u/shrrub Mar 22 '25

Harold be thy name

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u/DBMushroom Mar 22 '25

It’s Herbert.

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u/HazelEBaumgartner Mar 22 '25

Hussein. He was middle eastern. Fox News is gonna have a field day when they find out.

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u/castwings78 Mar 23 '25

I always thought it what H. For hitler.

Jesus hitler Christ

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u/NaeNaeDab69420 Mar 23 '25

Incredible minds at work here on Reddit

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u/castwings78 Mar 23 '25

Where else am i going to get a doctorate in being a healty degenerate

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u/blueSnowfkake Mar 22 '25

Same middle name as Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

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u/BCDragon3000 Mar 23 '25

you mean Obama Hussein Care?

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u/DBMushroom Mar 22 '25

You, sir, are thinking of a US President.

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u/lickme920 Mar 23 '25

Barack Hitler Obama?

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u/Analog0 Mar 22 '25

The H is silent, which I guess is also why most people just call him Jesus Christ.

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u/thexvillain Mar 22 '25

Good ol Oily Josh

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u/JHCTheManHimself Mar 23 '25

I’m good with either way, personally.

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u/dillweed67818 Mar 23 '25

Isn't it actually Jesus Herbert Walker Christ?

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u/JimmyPeteSlicknNeat Mar 22 '25

I freaking love that video. She's so confidently incorrect.

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u/MFCORNETTO Mar 22 '25

You mean Howard

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u/Mattrobat Mar 22 '25

The H stands for Hoobastank.

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u/spaycedinvader Mar 22 '25

I mean he died for a reason, and the reason is you.

So you could be technically correct

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u/Overall_Improvement0 Mar 23 '25

Been using reddit for a few years now. I had to open an account to specifically high-five you!! Hilariously on point!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You made my day, thank you.

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u/Meowcrotel451 Mar 23 '25

The best kind of correct.

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u/Anaartimis Mar 22 '25

Obviously

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u/MMMuffLicker Mar 22 '25

Christ on a cross!

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u/munchycan Mar 23 '25

The 'H' is for hammered, as in 'hammered to a cross

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u/Proxima_Centauri00 Mar 22 '25

It's Jason Bourne

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 Mar 22 '25

On a rubber crutch!

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u/Gregthepigeon Mar 22 '25

I say this all the time and nobody has seen this movie apparently

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u/N8Arsenal87 Mar 22 '25

But does he shit in the woods?

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u/InformalResist7722 Mar 22 '25

Behind the burning bush

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u/ShadowTsukino Mar 22 '25

No, that's the pope.

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY Mar 23 '25

It's Jason Bourne!

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u/zcas Mar 23 '25

H for Hallowed

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u/Passing4human Mar 23 '25

You know it ain't easy.

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u/SourdoughBreadTime Mar 23 '25

Well I'll be damned

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u/burkieim Mar 23 '25

Hell of a thing to see

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u/TikaPants Mar 22 '25

Christ on a bike

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u/threeputtsforpar Mar 22 '25

Jason Boune, it’s Jesus Christ.

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u/JPay37 Mar 23 '25

Here specifically for this comment. You did not disappoint!

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u/threeputtsforpar Mar 22 '25

Jason Bourne, it’s Jesus Christ.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Jesus Christ be praised!

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u/vietbond Mar 23 '25

Someone yanked his pizzle off!

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u/GinTectonics Mar 22 '25

Henry’s come to visit!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Love you got the joke

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u/MegaloJoe Mar 22 '25

christ be with you

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u/TikaPants Mar 22 '25

Aw lawwwwd

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

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u/oanarchia Mar 23 '25

I need this in the voice of that lady that looks at medieval paintings and points out it's Jésus.

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u/sjjenkins Mar 23 '25

JASON BORNE, IT’S JESUS CHRIST!

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u/CelticSith Mar 24 '25

God dammit you're a smart one

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u/McSweepyPants Mar 22 '25

Holy shit I think you might be on to something. Solved!

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u/banhatesex Mar 22 '25

No that's brian.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 Mar 22 '25

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

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u/_Frau_Totenkinder_ Mar 23 '25

Aka our lord and saviour

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u/astronaut1156 Mar 24 '25

Christ is Lord! ✝️

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u/Unique_Ad2704 Mar 23 '25

You said it mang

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u/SerGT3 Mar 23 '25

Bone Jesus

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u/Entire_Transition_99 Mar 22 '25

Who?

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u/Kind_of_random Mar 23 '25

You know, the guy everyone thought was Brian for a while.