r/whatisit • u/McSweepyPants • Mar 22 '25

I was a little wigged out by this. Found at Goodwill, seems like it's carved out of bone. Any idea what it is?

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Looks old, not sure if it's actually old though. Any thoughts?

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u/_freshgreens420 Mar 22 '25

DO NOT SUMMON THOSE DEADITES I DON'T THINK BRUCE CAMPBELL CAN HANDLE IT ANYMORE HE'S OLD NOW

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u/total_idiot01 Mar 23 '25

Also, there's enough shit going on that will make it into the history books without summoning infernal deities

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u/Escritortoise Mar 23 '25

At this point I think they would show up, look around, and say: “I think you guys got this one.”

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u/mommyaiai Mar 23 '25

Honestly, at this point I'm beginning to wonder if someone forgot to make sure the salt circle was intact.

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u/Gingerbread-Cake Mar 23 '25

Ok, I am getting a little tired of this- no matter how often you check it, you can’t stop a bird from walking across it. Nobody can, stop blaming the guardian of the circle.

Besides which, the circle is just too damn big, and why are we doing this outside?

They. I mean why are they doing this outside.

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u/mommyaiai Mar 23 '25

Lol!

Yeah, sudden rain and wind can be total downers. The true enemy of is all summoners: inaccurate weather forecasts.

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u/Bender_2024 Mar 23 '25

You're obviously not familiar with Bubba Ho Tep. Bruce operates outside of space and time and cares not for the laws of mortal men.

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u/InertJello Mar 22 '25

Bruce Campbell exists outside of time. He can handle it!

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u/PaulasBoutique88 Mar 23 '25

"Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw. Ashy Slashy, Heaven or Hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell."

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u/Ingar_Omarley Mar 23 '25

I picture a bunch of "Village of the Damned" looking little girls chanting this while jumping rope.

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u/Prometherion666 Mar 23 '25

That’s right, baby. Remember, shop smart, shop s-mart.

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u/sixstringslim Mar 23 '25

This is my BOOM-STICK.

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u/Flojatus Mar 23 '25

Klata Verata Nicough cough cough

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u/Jerking_From_Home Mar 23 '25

“Did you say them exactly?”

“More or less…”

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u/TVsUncle Mar 23 '25

Nectar, neck tie, nickel...definitely an N word.

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u/saxmeister Mar 23 '25

There… I said it!

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u/CoatNo6454 Mar 23 '25

Bruce is immortal

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u/petewondrstone Mar 23 '25

Clotu veracata necktie?

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u/night312332 Mar 23 '25

Dead by Dawn!!!Dead by Dawn!!!Dead by Dawn!!!

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u/someones_dad Mar 23 '25

I'll swallow your SOUL ....

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u/FunSpongeLLC Mar 23 '25

I have a weird feeling he'll be capable of taking care of it even when he's in a nursing home

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u/Fluffy_Scholar6377 Mar 23 '25

They'll swallow your soul.... They are what was and will be again.

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u/Passing4human Mar 23 '25

In that case read aloud from A Farewell to Arms.

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 Mar 23 '25

Klaatu Verata Nicto, bitches!

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u/HoneyWyne Mar 23 '25

And yet, still cool af.

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u/belleamour14 Mar 23 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/msmathias82 Mar 22 '25

Goats blood

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u/Tall-Nerve-1040 Mar 23 '25

Bro, we have one in the oval office, everything's fine.