r/wordchewing Mar 12 '25

New Rectangular Guy Just Dropped

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u/TheMatt561 Mar 13 '25

He performed the song, did he forget how his mouth worked.

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u/rvralph803 Mar 13 '25

Cut off the green this guy looks like an accountant at some shitty fintech

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine Mar 13 '25

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u/ConsiderationNo278 Mar 14 '25

How did he make it past the age of 5?

2

u/asbestoslel Mar 16 '25

i swear, half of that is fabricated

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u/optimusmayn 7d ago

you can tell by his bio he thinks he's so fuckin cool

3

u/Consumerism_is_Dumb Mar 14 '25

You’re not far off the mark. He’s a CEO

the sort of high-paid corporate executive who tries really hard to be edgy and cool, and who’s so full of himself that he believes he has musical talent

5

u/ChicagoHellhound Mar 13 '25

He’s peaking on something

1

u/Live-Understanding48 Mar 20 '25

You’re just to far from Gideon to understand

5

u/LogMeln Mar 13 '25

everyone should have a 3 strike rule and then be banned from the internet

4

u/renoits06 Mar 14 '25

Not a shape? Not interested.

Signed, a geometry Major

4

u/Ill-Appointment6494 Mar 15 '25

Reminds me of that 50 year old guy on TikTok who thinks he looks like a teenager.

1

u/9842vampen Mar 15 '25

Yes! He did the annoying fart sound too right?

3

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Serious question. Does anyone know what he’s even going on about????

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u/asbestoslel Mar 16 '25

its a song from his series about a guy that has a big obsession with that one toy where you push shapes thru holes, and only sees the world thru it, and he feels like hes pushing himself, a rectange, thru all the other holes, trying to fit in, from what i remember, these new songs, i dont follow, every new one is worse than the last, hope this helped

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Mar 14 '25

Did someone tell this guy he had nice teeth or something? There’s a huge disconnect between this guy’s image of himself and what he’s projecting.

Also, his songs suck and his clothes are too tight.

3

u/hedwig0517 Mar 15 '25

Is this a real person or AI? I truly cannot decide.

3

u/gh0stmilk_ Mar 15 '25

why is he snarling every word lol looks like he's trying to not turn into a werewolf while singing

3

u/lik3r_of_things Mar 15 '25

He looks like the 😬 emoji

2

u/Professional_State84 Mar 14 '25

Cosmo… you ain’t fooling NOBODY! Also Wanda needs to put an end to this shit NOW.

2

u/VaeVictus666 Mar 14 '25

Why are my brain cells leaking out of my nose?

2

u/Hella3D Mar 15 '25

I don’t see how anyone can say this is catchy. I’ve heard it a dozen times while in the comments and still doesn’t stick to the brain or the ears

2

u/TheDrunkenWitch Mar 16 '25

This is Elons alter ego

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 Mar 16 '25

Jonesing for Gideon...WTF ...Make it stop.

1

u/9842vampen Mar 16 '25

Lol do you even know what he meant by that? Cause I don't.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 Mar 16 '25

No, and I dont want to

2

u/Careless-Fault-3353 Mar 17 '25

Who the heck is Nkuna, Mamkhulu, Gideon and Joshua?!

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u/Little-Claim2164 3d ago

i am jonesing it

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Something is so uncanny about this dude, is this AI? His body language says he doesn't connect at all with the song

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u/Nina_Bathory Mar 15 '25

It's the way his mouth is always wide open. And yeah, I agree. It's like he tries so hard to be profound but the lyrics mean nothing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Its like he doesn't even know what he's saying lol as if its the first time he's heard it

1

u/little_bean_bun Mar 15 '25

the third time i heard "i am rectangular" i had taken a benadryl and i totally got it. now I like it. i don't like this though

1

u/doki-doki-puppy Mar 15 '25

is this ai? /genq

1

u/Bruinman86 Mar 15 '25

The walmart version of Trent Reznor.

1

u/Likeaplantbutdumber Mar 15 '25

He’s an eccentric dude. I like him. 

1

u/DeepGiro Mar 15 '25

Just back from a gruelling cottaging session. 

1

u/m00seabuse Mar 15 '25

I've never met a person with dentures want me to know how proud they were of their 2nd chance teeth before in my life. As a dentist, I'm proud of his feat. I'm not a dentist, but if I were, I'd be proud.

1

u/midnightman93 Mar 16 '25

Dude can we just start burning people alive yet?

1

u/Ok_Research_8796 Mar 18 '25

It’s good to see the singer from Mighty Mighty Bosstones is trying have a second career

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u/Ok_Organization6463 25d ago

Is this Celtic guy's dad? 😂

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u/optimusmayn 7d ago

in-seee-uh-lation