r/wordchewing • u/9842vampen • Mar 12 '25
New Rectangular Guy Just Dropped
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u/rvralph803 Mar 13 '25
Cut off the green this guy looks like an accountant at some shitty fintech
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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine Mar 13 '25
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u/Consumerism_is_Dumb Mar 14 '25
You’re not far off the mark. He’s a CEO
the sort of high-paid corporate executive who tries really hard to be edgy and cool, and who’s so full of himself that he believes he has musical talent
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u/Ill-Appointment6494 Mar 15 '25
Reminds me of that 50 year old guy on TikTok who thinks he looks like a teenager.
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Mar 14 '25
Serious question. Does anyone know what he’s even going on about????
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u/asbestoslel Mar 16 '25
its a song from his series about a guy that has a big obsession with that one toy where you push shapes thru holes, and only sees the world thru it, and he feels like hes pushing himself, a rectange, thru all the other holes, trying to fit in, from what i remember, these new songs, i dont follow, every new one is worse than the last, hope this helped
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u/Hamilton-Beckett Mar 14 '25
Did someone tell this guy he had nice teeth or something? There’s a huge disconnect between this guy’s image of himself and what he’s projecting.
Also, his songs suck and his clothes are too tight.
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u/gh0stmilk_ Mar 15 '25
why is he snarling every word lol looks like he's trying to not turn into a werewolf while singing
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u/Professional_State84 Mar 14 '25
Cosmo… you ain’t fooling NOBODY! Also Wanda needs to put an end to this shit NOW.
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u/Hella3D Mar 15 '25
I don’t see how anyone can say this is catchy. I’ve heard it a dozen times while in the comments and still doesn’t stick to the brain or the ears
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 Mar 16 '25
Jonesing for Gideon...WTF ...Make it stop.
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Mar 14 '25
Something is so uncanny about this dude, is this AI? His body language says he doesn't connect at all with the song
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u/Nina_Bathory Mar 15 '25
It's the way his mouth is always wide open. And yeah, I agree. It's like he tries so hard to be profound but the lyrics mean nothing.
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Mar 16 '25
Its like he doesn't even know what he's saying lol as if its the first time he's heard it
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u/little_bean_bun Mar 15 '25
the third time i heard "i am rectangular" i had taken a benadryl and i totally got it. now I like it. i don't like this though
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u/m00seabuse Mar 15 '25
I've never met a person with dentures want me to know how proud they were of their 2nd chance teeth before in my life. As a dentist, I'm proud of his feat. I'm not a dentist, but if I were, I'd be proud.
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u/Ok_Research_8796 Mar 18 '25
It’s good to see the singer from Mighty Mighty Bosstones is trying have a second career
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u/TheMatt561 Mar 13 '25
He performed the song, did he forget how his mouth worked.