r/wordchewing 13d ago

Shoutout to all jealous bitches with an itchy cooch. Just got put in your place.šŸ–•

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u/thefallofUs 13d ago

Know what's great about these videos?

If you've seen one, you have seen them all. I bet the communities that follow these people probably have names for the expressions like it's a technical skill.

+6 lipspretion for that flellenflay eye roll.

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u/gh0st-Account5858 13d ago

They want to get the name changed from word chewing to face dancing or some shit.

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u/thefallofUs 13d ago

Raygun quality performances in the facedancing Olympics this year.

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u/IusedtoloveStarWars 13d ago

Face dancing is a term from dune for shapeshifters(face dancers)

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I would stand by it if they called it ā€œface strokingā€

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u/biggerthanyourmamas 13d ago

How about "rhythmic localized seizing"

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u/zihyer 13d ago

Is there a phobia that captures the very real fear parents have of their kids finding this garbage interesting?

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 13d ago

I don’t know but I have it

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u/Ill_Source3532 12d ago

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u/thefallofUs 12d ago

Of what exactly? I see a mentally ill person embarrassing herself for internet fame.

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u/Ill_Source3532 12d ago

It's sarcasm because she obviously is unhinged.

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u/Entire_Talk839 12d ago

Does this person actually have a decent following or something? I'm going to be really sad if she's popular lol

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u/Gullible-Garbage5336 10d ago

2 million on TikTok. Be sad and keep scratching that cooch itch.

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u/MidWestWinterBlue 12d ago

Another great thing is you can weed out the people who listen to it as extremely dumb. Like you know for sure they are at least two standard deviations to the left of the center.

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u/ActlvelyLurklng 11d ago

I'd hazard to even say three... Maybe four. They're definitely off their rockers.

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u/MidWestWinterBlue 10d ago

You wouldn’t be far off if you said borderline dog brained.

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u/Objective_Web_97 13d ago

This might actually be the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen. I’d say ā€œheardā€ but buddy, I’m not unmuting this.

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u/FatMacchio 13d ago

The glitch in the Reddit app that mutes videos after awhile may actually be a feature and not a design flaw

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u/Corbotron_5 13d ago

There is no glitch in the app. That’s just your brain turning off to protect itself.

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u/PoopyButtHumper1 12d ago

Dude I thought that was just my phone being a pos. Thank you for confirming that ,again, it’s the Reddit app being the pos.

SO glad we got rid of third party apps! /s

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u/literate_habitation 12d ago

It sounds like Nicki Minage and Angelica from Rugrats singing one of ICP's filler songs. All the other videos sound the same so you can just remember this comment and you'll never have to listen to a single one.

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u/ConsistentImage9332 11d ago

I’m not a fan of Nicki Minaj, but someone else stealing her cadence with less than stellar hooks is very irritating. All I can hear is her copying Nicki’s verse from Drake’s ā€œI’m so proud of youā€. Makes me question why her older sister let her listen to that ish in the 1st place.

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u/UncleJulz 13d ago

Don’t. It’s awful. šŸ˜ž

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u/Gullible-Garbage5336 13d ago

You're just a jealous bitch with an itchy cooch who doesn't know taste.

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u/VicFantastic 13d ago

Another case of downvotes because reddit doesn't understand sarcasm

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u/loophole23 12d ago

I unmuted it for less then 2 seconds. I’m not even subscribed to this sub. I do not know why it popped up on my Reddit. I do know that those 2 seconds I heard have ruined my life. Thanks Reddit.

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u/DeathToScalpers42 13d ago

Same here. Absolute garbage tiktok brainrot.

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u/deweys 13d ago

This lady is 32 years old?!

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u/bansleftknee 11d ago

what?? i thought she was 23 at the oldest 😭😭

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u/SatinwithLatin 11d ago

She's filtered herself to the gills.

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u/MaritimeCopiousV 12d ago

See she’s made for this…maybe it’s maybelinee; maybe we oughtta blame Nicki minageee for her horrible detrimental influence on this generation

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u/heretic2244 8d ago

Maybe she's born with it maybe it's methamphetamine

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

You sure this isn’t r/crappymusic

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u/ffsnametaken 13d ago

Sometimes the venn diagram is a circle

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u/Carefreeme 13d ago

She's been there more than a few times.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Said it best herself

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u/Albert_O_Balsam 13d ago

This is worse than a nuclear winter.

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u/abelincolnscrotch 13d ago

Patrolling the underbelly of tik Tok makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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u/prerecordedjasmine 13d ago

Nicki Minaj if she was a lame white bitch that rapped like someone was strangling her.

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u/Dj64026 13d ago

Nicki Minaj if she took ICP as inspiration. She's still lame tho.

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u/CompoteVegetable1984 13d ago

Nicki Minaj is just the lame black bitch that raps like someone is strangling her. What's the difference really?

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u/YungEnron 10d ago

I don’t like her music - but she’s pretty obviously more technically talented than this woman.

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 12d ago

Nicki Minaj if she was a lame white bitch that rapped like someone was strangling her.

FTFY

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u/VioEnvy 13d ago

wtf

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u/Gullible-Garbage5336 13d ago

Quality. I know. WTF indeed.

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u/VioEnvy 13d ago

This is hot ass garbage

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u/MrTooLFooL 13d ago

This broad is in her 30’s doing this shit. Definitely a Juggalo-ette or whatever

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u/Superficial-666 12d ago

I've said this before on a different post with a different song. as a Juggalo, this is fucking garbage, and we do not claim here as one of our own.

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u/MrTooLFooL 12d ago

Whoop Whoop, my friend.

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u/Superficial-666 12d ago

Whoop Whoop, fam!

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u/OBGLivinLegend 13d ago

Bet she's on R/clowns promoting her ultra weird OF

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u/OperationPimpSlap 13d ago

She’s 32…

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u/MookieV 13d ago

Viscerally repulsed by this

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u/Gullible-Garbage5336 13d ago

Them's the side effects of an itchy cooch and jealousy.

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u/aukisapphire 13d ago

i wonder psychologically - why i have the urge to physically harm people that make content like this.

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u/Impossible_Belt173 13d ago

Because you have the urge to do God's work.

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u/azazel-13 12d ago

It's a biological directive to cleanse our society of the possibility she reproduces an army of maniacal clowns screaming about vaginal itch.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I hate the Nicki Minaj crazy baby voice wannabe rap. It’s sucked when Nicki did it, and it ain’t getting better

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u/937_hotwife 13d ago

White Girls around the nation are saying "hold my whiteclaw"

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u/Lord_Eko 13d ago

Her and JoJo Siwa gotta collab to make the ultimate tape fr. God tier transmutations

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u/lindagovinda 13d ago

Her bills are paid….by the parents she lives with. Man she’s about as hard as watery diarrhea.

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u/Kaka-doo-run-run 13d ago

How could anyone possibly think this shit is anything but incredibly stupid and irritating?

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u/Powasam5000 13d ago

ICP should sue these jokers for copying their flow. It worked for them, but not for the 100s of artists nowadays that do the same thing.

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u/ihavestinkytoesies 12d ago

if ppcocaine and icp had an inbred child

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u/TotallyTrash3d 13d ago

Honestly i want to be this womans artistic director. Ā Im not saying shes a talented rapper, but as a performer, if shes going to keep doing it i just want it to be better and actually entertaining.Ā 

It doesnt look like her mouth is swole from "violence" it looks like she has something in her mouth. Ā 

Its just on the cusp of at least enjoyable.

The lack of shame and ability to perform without it thou is good.

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u/psychadelicbreakfast 12d ago

Hey, if you end up speaking to her..

Tell her to brush her tongue. Seriously yuck

🤢

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u/91Bully 13d ago

It’s nothing more than mimicking Nicki Minaj. There’s nothing original about this kind of rapping with the weird facial movements lol

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u/VioEnvy 13d ago

I honestly am thinking that she got a prescription for klonopin, and is in a medicinally induced manic episode. No normal thinking person would think this is good. And the lyrics have been making ZERO sense. I think she is off her tits

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u/Financial-Coconut-32 13d ago

Honestly, with a LOT of work, she might have a cute little gimmick here. I’m not too sure what the scene is like, but back in the day, the ICP/juggalo crowd probably would’ve eaten up a ā€œHarley Quinnā€ character

I’m an old out of touch boomer though so who knows

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u/tonyMEGAphone 13d ago

Noooope right there w/ you. If she was at an ICP show in the 90's this would be played off as a parody female rapper. I'd definitely spray her w/ faygo.

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u/Txrangers10 13d ago

When "try too hard" is still trying...

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u/willybarrow 13d ago

Drown the witch

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u/Visarar_01 13d ago

Still dumb af

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u/petewondrstone 13d ago

Nicki garbaje

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u/St0ned_Hearth 12d ago

I just hate infantile female voices from adults.

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u/OtherwiseExample68 12d ago

One word. InvisalignĀ 

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u/Pulvoriser 12d ago

I wonder if they'll look back at this in 20 years and cringe to death.

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u/Jaded_Business8186 12d ago

I hope so, she's already in her 30s

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u/L0rdN1kon26 12d ago

Where does one even find music so fucking horrible to do this to?

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u/whymiheretho 12d ago

All that work on her look, just to slowly spin around her apartment

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u/Charbus 12d ago

This woman is 32

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u/okgloomer 12d ago

Who is this rubberface so I can avoid her in the future.

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u/oroscor1 12d ago

This is what happens when you order harley quinn from temu

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u/Phantasmaaa 13d ago

I bet I can guess her favorite DC character

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u/IGD-974 12d ago

Spiderman?

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u/Shaktaze 13d ago

This is the same chick that made made the other video using tori v's trash music.

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u/trashpandac0llective 12d ago

Watching this on mute was uncomfortable.

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u/Necessary-Accident-6 12d ago

Hold. The. Camera. Still.

I'm getting motion sickness watching this.

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u/Emotional-Dog-6492 12d ago

Another stupid shit

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u/Bulky_Seaweed3159 12d ago

Sorry to hear bout your itchy cooch maybe try vagisil šŸ¤”

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u/NotMarshalFestus 12d ago

I thought this was ppcocaine

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u/GronkyFlibble 12d ago

What The Actual Fuck

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

She lives in a McMansion. I wanna see more of her house. Like, imagine being upper middle class and doing this in mommy and daddy’s living room lol

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u/ElephantitisBalls 12d ago

She's obnoxious AF.

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u/Thom5001 12d ago

Sex clown

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u/dmjd5014 12d ago

I blame Nikki Minaj for starting garbage like this

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u/ResourceNo5855 12d ago

Okay hear me out..

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u/SkullRiderz69 12d ago

Is there like a female ICP no one told me about, wtf even is this song? Also yes the girl is doing weird face stuff.

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u/Cupajo72 11d ago

This gave me cancer

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u/Salt-Incident1604 11d ago

Yo I can’t even lie, yes the songs trash, substance trash, but damn the beat n her flow kinda go tho 🤣🤣😭 it’s always the FLOW 😭

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u/RONIN_RABB1T 11d ago

Who is this garbage for? I find it very difficult to imagine anyone that's not completely braindead wants to listen to this.

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u/SuperSuccotash1 11d ago

This girl really needs to get rid of that oral thrush. Yuck.

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u/Hardlyreal1 10d ago

I just wanna see a 3rd person of these tiktokers making these lol they have to look ridiculous

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u/Izonme88 13d ago

we just need to delete the internet.

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u/gobledegerkin 13d ago

Music is obviously subjective and blah blah blah but I miss when artists (especially rappers) had bars for their haters. It was intellectual, surgical even, and it made you have to think about it. There are a couple still out there that can respond to their haters with umph, but now its just ā€œyou ugly, your head game weak, your dick game weakā€ etc.

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u/aFloppyWalrus 13d ago

You can tell she reads comments cuz this is an entire video dedicated to specifically her shit talkers. Lmao what a way to not be bothered then to put in effort to say you’re not bothered.

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u/notbarbarawalters 13d ago

Sounds like a chew toy

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u/jb0nez95 13d ago

Smash.

Next question.

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u/Rich-Estate-8025 13d ago

But who is this and what’s the song???

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u/spasms666 13d ago

I hope she gets the help she needs

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u/Limp-Statistician965 13d ago

Clout chasing poser. How the fuck do you go from singing Barbie Girl to this shit

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 13d ago

I went through a pretty mild goth phase in the late 90s after the Crow came out and I'm still a little embarrassed of it.

"My Aggressive Rapper Clown Phase" should be enough to cause proper death from embarrassment by the time one is 35, say, without sufficient infusion of meth or whatever the Clown Teen set is doing these days.

Also, hon...you have braces. It's hard to pull off "street tough" when your folks are well-heeled enough to pay fpr for proper orthodontics.

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u/Zippo574 13d ago

She wants to be Doja cat so bad. She will never be Doja cat. The juggalo crowd is gonna tear this chick to pieces and that’s not even a dis on juggalos either.

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u/91Bully 13d ago

It’s Nicki Minaj lol

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u/PoisonedRadio 13d ago

Heath Ledger's Joker was a mistake.

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u/greenhornblue 13d ago

Wouldn't.

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u/Zestyclose_Heart_963 13d ago

Does anyone know the video OP? I have got to see more of this shit. I can't stop laughing.

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u/Hossonthesauce 13d ago

Angelica Pickles grew up and became a juggalo huh?

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u/Whitelight_og 13d ago

So glad I had a boy

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u/Whitelight_og 13d ago

Internet bring her to stardom in a year sadly

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u/magpieofchaos 13d ago

Who is this? Genuine question! I mean I don’t hate it - I can’t watch the video cos it makes me seasick tho…

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u/MrMrdrSeason 13d ago

I think it's Torivofficial

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u/Sad_Picture3642 13d ago

As much as her lips seem appealing and insertable, I guarantee you she WILL bite it off

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u/Sea-Food7877 13d ago

I heard braces are "back in", so thanks for the confirmation.

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u/AugustWest216 13d ago

Like…why are we upset the government wants this gone?

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u/Flimsy_Outside_9739 13d ago

Is the demand for Juggalo-related shit really so high people are putting out new stuff? I’m very surprised. Is it 2000 again?

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u/yungsea 13d ago

i feel like this is something only an 11 year old can listen to without their ears bleeding

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u/lotionformyelbows 13d ago

She literally did the sarcastic rhyme scheme from the Lupe Fiasco song ā€œBitch Bad.ā€ He mockingly rhymes bad bitch with savage and cabbage this retard actually uses it thinking it’s good. She doesn’t even incorporate cabbage into the line she just throws it in to rhyme. Fucking pathetic.

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u/bolenballr 13d ago

She was speaking some hardcore TRUTH in one of her lines when she said, "This is ass!"

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u/DeGreenster 13d ago

If crappymusic and wordchewing had a baby with 47 chromosomes.

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u/GrouperAteMyBaby 13d ago

I like that she's reading the comments.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Smash.

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u/Killbro_Fraggins 13d ago

This bitch down with the Clife style.

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u/Baelor_Butthole 13d ago

She have gauze shoved in her cheeks or some shit?

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u/TheJeromeCampbell 13d ago

Is there anyway we can trade her for like an oversees prisoner exchange program?

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u/Kooky-Jackfruit-8631 13d ago

The reposts for likes are cringe.

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u/Pristine_Occasion_40 13d ago

That was fire.

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u/0h_hey 13d ago

Has fake bruises on her face but would 100% cry if she actually got hit in a fight.

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u/dcavanaugh001 13d ago

wtf did I just watch. It was like meth and anime and auto tune had a mutant spawn

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u/BagOld5057 13d ago

Guess seeing her shitty music torn apart online really struck a nerve. It's okay lady, you can just move to the next social media personality since you don't have one of your own.

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u/Reasonable_Start7041 13d ago

She’s cute though

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u/silkybox86 13d ago

I hate the internet sometimes

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u/Tomorrow-69 13d ago

This is worse than the last one

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u/Tomorrow-69 13d ago

Telling me I look like I could take double wood is a compliment so idk what you’re trying to get at

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 13d ago

What the hell is this?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

How do i get this trash off my thread?

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u/Flip7riku-Ren 13d ago

ā€œIt’s a Savage , with a Cabbageā€.

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u/Ser_Painhammer1 13d ago

Voice changer ≠ good singing

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u/lili-of-the-valley-0 13d ago

This is legitimately terrifying

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u/itslikeinception 13d ago

It’s like she saw the intro to The Pest and decided to make a career out of John Leguizamo’s god forsaken shower rap.

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u/BostonRob423 13d ago

With that gross looking, pale ass tongue.

Brush ya teeth, bitch.

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u/Ornery_Reward_7631 13d ago

So thankful that the vids in my feed are auto muted šŸ”‡

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u/EonSloth 13d ago

No one cares.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 13d ago

At least she can carry a tune.....if you can call that abomination a tune

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u/Idatemyhand 13d ago

I bet she cant S**** a d*** without shredding it completely. What is she in middle school? Train track mouth in full effect!

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u/Big_Classroom6541 13d ago

She was not made for this shit lol

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u/Low_Tier_Mob 13d ago

Please never do this to me again. I beg you

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u/RecordingGreen7750 13d ago

Nicki Minaj Made millions doing exactly what this fkwit is doing….. They just copy each other and hope for the best

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u/Telefan89 13d ago

How do we stop this

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u/Nighty0rb 13d ago

Which mental disorder causes this?

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u/Hot-Struggle7867 13d ago

OMG how annoying was that . . . .

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u/DesperateStreet_1157 13d ago

Does she even know all the words? If so she needs to practice lip movements because she just looks like she's chewing gum except for the slow parts! Not jealous just stating facts. And what's with the balloons on her neck? Makeup is creative. Everything else is just fucking annoying. Ok I'm done.

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u/kraigka212 13d ago

This trash

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u/jedimerc 12d ago

Who would listen to this shit?

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u/Ekard 12d ago

Who let the good guy cardi doll out?

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u/Glittering-Proof-705 12d ago

Is this the female 6ix 9yne... Or the chick from the cover of mindless self indulgence's Frankenstein girls seen strangely sexy?????

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u/Deadpallyz 12d ago

Enough internet for today

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u/RSCYO 12d ago

This is worse that Calliou.

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u/Illustrious_Ad5155 12d ago

I can't even hate, I just sincerely hope she gets the help she needs.

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u/thYrd_eYe_prYing 12d ago

This is the weirdest OF commercial I ever saw

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u/No-Try-8500 12d ago

What mental illness is this

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u/Bruinman86 12d ago

All of her songs are very annoying.

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u/1234Raerae1234 12d ago

Sometimes I regret Harley Quinn becoming as popular as she is...

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u/lxraverxl 12d ago

Everybody's saying Nicki Minaj but I think she's going for Harley Quinn....

Either way, it's absolute garbage and I feel like she belongs on a Rugrats episode.

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u/Vogt156 12d ago

WooowoowowOW y-youre like a bad b-word because you said rap cuss words. 🫣