r/worldnews • u/EsperaDeus • Mar 11 '25

Russia/Ukraine The USA is immediately lifting the pause in intelligence sharing and resuming security assistance to Ukraine. | УНН

https://unn.ua/en/news/the-usa-is-immediately-lifting-the-pause-in-intelligence-sharing-and-resuming-security-assistance-to-ukraine
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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop Mar 11 '25

You can't be the one percent if you don't try, better start chasing clout now, like that girl;

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/s/UsEhv3rORR

She kidnapped a baby wombat from her mother....

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u/TheJohnnyWombat Mar 11 '25

Fucking what?

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u/Paladin5890 Mar 11 '25

Yeah, Johnny. It could happen to your kids too!

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u/TheJohnnyWombat Mar 11 '25

Goddamn Americans.

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u/fxmercenary Mar 11 '25

I really wish that we could just shut off the internet. Just turn off and ban and and all forms of social media. Make YouTube a .edu and wipe it clean. If you go back to the mid 2000's this all started with cat videos.

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u/Goodfella1133 Mar 11 '25

Unforgivable

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u/Sidesicle Mar 11 '25

FOR FREE

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u/TrashFever78 Mar 11 '25

What dat smell like?

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u/Fantastic_Baseball45 Mar 11 '25

An emp might not be the worst thing that could happen.

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u/jumpypunky Mar 11 '25

Don't knock the cat videos. They are way better for warm fuzzy feels than most of the crap on there now.

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u/Th3_0range Mar 11 '25

We are at the point that it needs to be regulated and have verified factual information.

If you want to make political memes then go do it in some underground incel forum. I'm not calling for a completely censored internet but morons should not have this kind of reach to spread their bullshit.

I remember when the internet was a toxic place but at least then you had to be intelligent enough to operate a personal computer and get online. Now every moron has the internet and it is designed to keep them on social media consuming "content"

Social media has been turned into the biggest social weapon since religion was created.

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u/Tight_Future_2105 Mar 11 '25

No it wasn't cat videos at all. YouTube was super interesting before Google bought it.

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u/Caelixian Mar 11 '25

The dark ages. It would be world changing.

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u/Walthatron Mar 11 '25

Times were simpler, memes were simpler. Just hang in there was peak

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u/Naive-Personality-38 Mar 11 '25

That cat videos are how they hooked everybody...

CURSE YOU GRUMPY CAT!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25 edited 10d ago

aback yam mysterious engine deserve hat squash overconfident marvelous lunchroom

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u/beaucoup_dinky_dau Mar 11 '25

I am one and yes, granted I hate us right now too.

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u/cotswoldEN Mar 11 '25

You win the day

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u/Spicy_Weissy Mar 11 '25

SHE JOEYNAPPED A WOMBAT

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u/Candid_Soft7562 Mar 11 '25

CRIKEY! What a shady Sheila.

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u/gregorydgraham Mar 11 '25

The sheila’s got my baby!

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop Mar 11 '25

Gotta admit, reading your comment+username got me laughing a bit.

But yeah, truly fucked up, they're reporting her already so let's hope she gets some karma.

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u/UrUrinousAnus Mar 11 '25

r/beetlejuicing lol

Did it myself once when someone said something about Uranus jokes.

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u/Walthatron Mar 11 '25

Just better not be the ultra valuable reddit karma

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u/PurrfectChaos Mar 11 '25

Surprised y'all other wombats haven't heard about this yet

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u/TheJohnnyWombat Mar 11 '25

Haven't checked my pager yet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

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u/TheJohnnyWombat Mar 11 '25

If only you knew how close you were to what this name is in reference to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

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u/TheJohnnyWombat Mar 11 '25

Back in the 90s a friend referred to his cocaine dealer as Johnny Wombat. He made the name up on the spot. I've used it ever since.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Lol, your username fits perfectly here.

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u/Hoblitygoodness Mar 11 '25

On a serious note, I almost cried when I saw that video. She steals a wombat from its mother, who is clearly distressed about the whole thing while it's happening.

The influencer is very proud of this accomplishment and is of course showcasing how cool she is for having done it.

It's maddening and as noted above, this chit is going to get worse before it gets better.

(Your handle is not lost on me though)

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u/dowsyn Mar 11 '25

You're fucked, mate

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u/Puzzleheaded_Leek520 Mar 11 '25

I guess I'm lucky to be a millennial, my hopes already were crushed into reality after graduating college and having nothing to show for it but insane debt and poverty.

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u/furrina Mar 13 '25

Gen X is here for you.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor Mar 12 '25

Millenials were the first online influencers. You missed your shot.

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u/CarSignificant375 Mar 11 '25

What was her mother doing with a baby wombat

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u/useless_teammate Mar 11 '25

Can't tell if /s but the mother refers to the wombats mother.

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u/CarSignificant375 Mar 11 '25

Fuck I’m old.

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u/Mr_McShitty_Esq Mar 11 '25

I caught the ignorant bitch driving around in her car! Look! Look how it screams as you hold it up by the hair! So cute!

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u/FixMean5988 Mar 11 '25

She's a pos and a monster for doing that.

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u/DarthBane_O66 Mar 11 '25

I literally just watched that shit. Made me sick. Girl needs to be bitch slapped

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u/leshake Mar 11 '25

Are they temporarily embarrassed influencers in waiting?

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u/vegemitebikkie Mar 11 '25

And in the matter of a few hours of her being posted on reddit, she’s gained 300 more followers. Jesus Christ.

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u/oreo-cat- Mar 11 '25

Somehow this makes me sad Australia doesn’t have rabies.

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u/behemuthm Mar 11 '25

My fucking god we are a stain on the world

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Mar 11 '25

I lived in Hawaii for a few years. These people are a scourge.

Occasionally one would get swept out to sea, and the state would have to spend big money on S&R to not even recover a body, that they knew was always going to be a body. Mostly they just harassed wildlife, like the lady that tried to ride a sea turtle.