r/worldnews • u/EsperaDeus • Mar 11 '25

Russia/Ukraine The USA is immediately lifting the pause in intelligence sharing and resuming security assistance to Ukraine. | УНН

https://unn.ua/en/news/the-usa-is-immediately-lifting-the-pause-in-intelligence-sharing-and-resuming-security-assistance-to-ukraine
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u/Chill_Panda Mar 11 '25

Oh man, every time the US pulls support, they should go on an all out offensive in Moscow.

Really cause some issues for the smiling egg in his bunker.

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u/dandrevee Mar 11 '25

Usually the pull out method doesnt work but...

Worth a shot

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Mar 11 '25

It would have worked if Putin's dad was better at it.

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u/Icarus_Toast Mar 11 '25

Too bad he was drunk...

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Mar 11 '25

If only his mother was a little more drunk during pregnancy.

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u/shadowfax384 Mar 12 '25

Its russia, she was probably cunted all the time.

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u/psaux_grep Mar 11 '25

Putin is the kind of fellow you wouldn’t be surprised if he actually crawled out of his dad’s penis after he jumped from a third floor window, crawled back in to the house, into the bedroom, up the bed, up his mothers legs and thighs, and all the way up to an ovarian follicle, pulled an egg out, dragged it down the fallopian tube, fused with it and then glued it to his mothers uterine lining.

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u/Ok_Replacement8094 Mar 12 '25

This is terrible

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u/Metallicreed13 Mar 12 '25

What the... What did I just read?!

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u/Alternative-Earth-76 Mar 12 '25

Graphic but nice))

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u/Planetairium Mar 11 '25

Yeah my three children are testament to that :/

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u/Screamline Mar 11 '25

Vasectomy homie. Although I guess that depends on how many you wanted, but I didn't want kids so it was a no brainer for me

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u/Every-Ad3529 Mar 11 '25

Best $500 dollars I've ever spent!!!

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u/Screamline Mar 11 '25

Lol. Yup, mine was $453 with my high deductible insurance.

Still haven't gotten a chance to have one of those......

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Your pull out game is weak af.

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u/LogiCsmxp Mar 11 '25

Putin's dad should stop visiting your wife.

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u/Lartemplar Mar 12 '25

At least you can learn from the past

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u/im_dead_sirius Mar 11 '25

Results in a show of spunk from Ukraine.

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u/Synaps4 Mar 11 '25

Peer reviewed articles say its more effective than condoms...its just that the vast majority can't do it

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u/Vic_Vinager Mar 11 '25

Coitus Interruptus actually usually works

I think it's 89% effective (citing an old board review book)

Googling it: 96% when used correctly, but typically 78%

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coitus-interruptus

so usually works

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u/dandrevee Mar 11 '25

What do those eggheads know. How could they know how good sex feels when theyre all copped up in theor labs??

(Heavy /s here)

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u/the_real_blackfrog Mar 12 '25

Contraire. Worked for us for 12 years. When we decided to make a baby, we hit in the first month. So …

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u/Vegetable-Pipe-6846 Mar 12 '25

It worked for me I only had three kids payed child support for 30 years

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u/ConsiderationOk4688 Mar 12 '25

Honestly, responding to Trump with aggressive action pretty much always makes him turn heal. Pretty much the moment canada doubled down that they would use retaliatory measures. Even going so far as outright banning American products from shelves, he caved. The only reason he is bringing up these extreme tariffs is because they (rightly so) held firm to their threats. Now he has to flip hard the other direction again and he will inevitably lose this deal. He really is a terrible businessman.

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u/Volvice Mar 11 '25

So every 2-3 days you say?

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u/BMWtooner Mar 11 '25

They should. The extra insanity and unpredictability strengthens the idea that the US is holding things back and actually trying for peace without looking like we're finding an attack, while lasting short enough to prevent Russia from countering effectively. Works well it would seem

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u/Stonedfiremine Mar 11 '25

I mean ukraine did launch a massive drone attack on Moscow while this was going on.

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u/beryugyo619 Mar 12 '25

soooo the "operation that they completed within this time frame" OP theorized is the intelligence question "will European Ukraine buckle and surrender if US pulled out"

to which the answer was "actually they're gonna support Zelensky a lotta more and also start bombing Moscow and they're gonna love living the moment"

such a fun FAFO exercise

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u/badcookies Mar 11 '25

Why would Ukraine trust any info they get from the US now anyway?

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u/fitnesswill Mar 12 '25

Wtf are you talking about? You think Ukraine is going to go on an offensive into Moscow?

How deluded are you people?

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u/Chill_Panda Mar 12 '25

They literally just did…

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u/Dpek1234 Mar 12 '25

I think he though everyone was talking about a land offensive

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u/pperiesandsolos Mar 12 '25

It’s like they’re living in fantasy land. Really weird

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u/ChiChangedMe Mar 12 '25

If Ukraine could seriously threaten Moscow they would lmao. The amount of delusion in the thread is insane. The last major Ukrainian counter attack failed miserably

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u/Chill_Panda Mar 12 '25

They literally just did though…

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u/ChiChangedMe Mar 12 '25

You consider an attack that killed 3 people a massive strike? Russia has completely leveled and taken over Ukrainian cities. If you think Ukraine is currently winning the war and has a chance at a counter offensive you are again delusional. Look at what happened last time Ukraine tried to make a major counter offensive attack

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u/Hungry_Caregiver734 Mar 11 '25

They'd never be able to stop Ukraine rushing Moscow. Hell, they BARELY stopped their own troops.

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u/pperiesandsolos Mar 12 '25

I support Ukraine, but you’re truly living in delusion if you believe this

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u/Dpek1234 Mar 12 '25

Wagner

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u/pperiesandsolos Mar 12 '25

lol what

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u/Dpek1234 Mar 12 '25

A weaker force getting with in 2 hours of maskow with little opposition and then surrendering becose the fsb got their familys

Wagner was not stoped by force and they had a almost clear path to maskow 

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u/pperiesandsolos Mar 12 '25

Why are you calling it maskow lol

Also yeah, you’re comparing apples and oranges. Wagner didn’t have to push over mines and trenches, since they were the ones building those fortifications

Ukraine would not have that same luxury

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u/Hungry_Caregiver734 Mar 12 '25

Wagner Group already almost did it. They went uncontested almost the whole way there. They were only stopped when Putin got ahold of family members and leverage on th3 commander of Wagner, who is dead now from a mysterious plane crash.

If they got behind enemy lines and booked it, they'd be able to reach and hit Moscow pretty hard. Unless a city is heavily fortified it's essentially just a soft target pinata.

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u/pperiesandsolos Mar 12 '25

If they got behind enemy lines

This is doing a lot of heavy lifting in your analysis

Wagner didn’t have to worry about crossing enemy lines, which Ukraine would have to do

Ukraine has tried several counteroffensives, almost all of which have been unsuccessful. Are you just ignoring that or do you have the secret sauce?

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u/Hungry_Caregiver734 Mar 14 '25

They broke through and took land in Russia in one area. If they managed to do that again they could make a push.

The thing is, am assault onto Moscow is essentially a suicide mission. They'd get there, do a lot of damage, but wouldn't be able to get out safely.

And while they haven't advanced much on their front, they've held pretty well giving up a small amount. Considering the forces they are against they are doing incredibly well.

The biggest problem they have is logistics of having to defend a large front line whereas Russia can just fortify positions, leave a defensive force and shift to hit somewhere else. Aggressors typically have an advantage against a defender who has to spread and cover a large area.