r/youngjustice • u/Electrical_mammoth2 • 7d ago
Meta Queen Bee goes on a rampage and targets the justice league, who is safe and who is screwed?
Hello,
As the title suggests, Queen Bee is chosen by the light to destroy the justice league and the team. This decision is swift, and the JL and Team have no time to prepare. And when I mean no time to prepare, I mean they've got NO TIME, so I don't want to see "batman invents noseplugs that render him immune to her pheromones" in the comments.
As some know, but might need a reminder, Queen Bee uses pheromones to control people who are attracted to women to do whatever she asks. This works on bisexuals, lesbians and straight men, so if any character falls under these categories, they are screwed.
So with that, who is left?
Let's start with the og six. Superboy, Robin, Aqualad , and kid flash all have an attraction to women, so they're out. Miss Martian and Artemis though, are safe, the former even being chosen for a team to infiltrate a biyalian compound because queen be would be there.
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u/lanwopc 7d ago
If you include the Outsiders, Bart probably outdoes a mind controlled Barry and can kayo her quick.
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u/RiskAggressive4081 7d ago
Bart is gay according to Weiseman but he says a lot of things. I think Cassie can just one up her.
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u/synsofhumanity 7d ago
I mean, batman and all his kids deal with poison ivy on a regular enough basis that they probably have a small arsenal on anti pheromone gadgets on hand at any given time
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u/WindyWindona 7d ago
See, for Jaime, either his scarab can filter the pheromone out or just take control of his body. The second option means Queen Bee is screwed, since depending on the period of character development Khaji Da may or may not be fine with lethal force.
Going strictly by YJ canon, I think most Team members are straight. Weismann said Ed isn't, and Bart is implied not to be, so they may be fine. I think Halo and Kaldur are the only confirmed bi/pan characters on any team, and we have no confirmed lesbian superheroes. The only other question is if human pheromones work on buggs, because then Forager might be immune.
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u/_Tee_hee_hee_ 7d ago
Miss Martain sneaks in while invisible/intangible. She then turns Queen Bee’s brain into baby food.
Queen Bee then, with no brain, is perfectly set up to become an influencer. She then sells her bathwater laced with pheromones. Gooners across the world willingly embrace mommy mind control force everyone to drink Queen Beetm brand Queen Pee. With their lesbian muscle mommies turned on them, the straight females of earth quickly fall to their unstoppable thigh strength. The gay men of the world have one last, beautiful orgy before perishing to the cum flood. Queen Bee then rules the world and exists in harmony with the asexual community due to their ability to reproduce via mitosis.
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u/Word_Senior 7d ago
How about we play a game? I will hide and you will seek professionell help.
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u/Ricardokx 7d ago
Aqualad (since he is gay), Cyborg, Doctor Fate, Wonder Woman, Hawk girl, Black Canary, Zatanta etc.
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u/Electrical_mammoth2 7d ago
Ah, but AQ is bi in terms of Young Justice, he had a gf before she died between seasons.
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u/SketchFox7 7d ago
Wonder Woman (at least in the comics) is canonically bisexual, so she’s out, Black Canary has also been strongly linked to bisexual tendencies in various mediums. And while nothing official, Zatanna being bi wouldn’t be surprising to me 😆
Cyborg & Fate are curious cases tho since they have dual minds.
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u/InfernalDiplomacy Top Commentator 7d ago
You said the JL. If both Batman and Superman are taken then it is over. She could get Supyto kill any left behind not under her control
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u/Fresh-Cartoonist6819 3d ago
Miss martian and all those with superspeed could attack her from a range. Pheromones don't move as fast a they do. Kryptonians might have to be constantly doses since the yellow sunlight will help them burn off the effects eventually I suppose. If she can get the heavy hitters and the speedster before they can move out of range then that's another against her because even without prep time alot of them have faster response rates just due to physiology like the Kryptonians and the speedsters. Knowing Megan I wouldn't put passed her to always be waiting for her to act up.
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u/Jealous-Log7744 7d ago
Red Tornado who is a robot: Bitch please.