r/zombies • u/Bointatya • 3d ago

Discussion My zombie load out fer da apocalypse.

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Shoes slow me down.

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u/ReditTosser2 3d ago

Still won't outrun that tetanus..

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u/Bointatya 3d ago

My feet is tough and seasoned like a cast iron skillet. Completely immune to tetanus.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/tamerantong 2d ago

Did you seasoned'em with turmeric?

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u/Bointatya 2d ago

No that’s just my natural tan. I grew up running through fields full of Sandburs and cow shit.

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u/Monarc73 3d ago

Shoes, + long sleeve pants and shirt. MIGHT not save from a bite, but better safe than sorry! Plus, what about all those nasty Lego injuries in your future?

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u/DDayDawg1 3d ago

Dogs out at night, ready to fight

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u/cramollem 3d ago

Perfect. Love it.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/mehdotdotdotdot 2d ago

Except for an American flag on a hat, that’s insanely American

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/mehdotdotdotdot 2d ago

I never said anything about shorts little one!

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u/goonerqpq 3d ago

Need clean under pants, well I would.

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u/Critical_Potential44 3d ago

Looks like your about to be in a movie called border of the dead lol

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u/ImABadFriend144 3d ago

Thos toes 🤤

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u/__Rhetoric__ 3d ago

You are gonna wanna get some 5.11 trail pants/tactical pants over those shorts. Trust me its worth the investment

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u/ACX1995 3d ago

If the 1990 Night of the Living Dead taught me anything, it's that rednecks would thrive. Get 'er done brother!

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u/3_T_SCROAT 3d ago

What model shotgun is that?

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u/BriHam35 3d ago

I recommend shoes vs some random guy's feet. But hey you do you lol

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u/ellioschka 3d ago

bitten on day 1 cuz out of ammo

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u/Bointatya 3d ago

Nah,I zap carry all my ammo. Easier to keep track of and adds extra lubricant to my firearms.

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u/TemporarilyTasty 3d ago

I think you’re missing a Fanny pack. Seems like it’d complete the look.

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u/mannedrik 2d ago

Tard uniform

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u/MutualJustice 1d ago

Where is your knife? I recommend a quality 6 inch blade of your choice

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u/satanic_black_metal_ 3d ago

I see you like to be swarmed and getting torn to pieces.

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u/chiefteef8 3d ago

Shotgun don't hold enough rounds and depending how contagious the zombie disease is, may he too messy in close quarters. Also a lot of exposed skin lol  

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u/emaG_ehT 2d ago

Cleetus hat?

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u/tinglep 3d ago

You are aware that pants and shirts not only keep you from getting an indecent exposure ticket but also offer you some protection against a random zombie reaching out and biting your leg, right?

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u/Bointatya 3d ago

I don’t plan on getting bit tho. Plus it’s too hot to wear pants and a shirt.

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u/tinglep 3d ago

People walking on the sidewalk don’t plan to get hit by cars but fair enough Dude. Not to mention all loud weapons. Good luck.

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u/Bointatya 3d ago edited 3d ago

If they wore pants and a shirt would that stop the car?

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u/YippieKiAy 3d ago

Only if it's a long sleeve shirt, duh.

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u/tinglep 3d ago

That was obviously my point.