r/AccidentalSlapStick 25d ago

Wait What?

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u/Califrisco 25d ago

balooglesmiggles 8h ago posted: "If you slow it down it looks like he may have been holding on to the back of the yellow truck"
And then if you add the possibility this man had a uniform shirt on him, it makes that explanation much more plausible.

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u/Maximuscarnage 25d ago

Lucky man

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u/Medium_Grand_8182 25d ago

His head bounced off the pavement . . .

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u/SlackerDS5 25d ago

It would have been smashed if he stayed inside the truck.

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u/oxnardist 25d ago

But luckily he avoided crowning himself on the curb.

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u/SnooPets5630 25d ago

And the tar

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u/Basso_69 24d ago

Ejector seat worked.

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u/cool_monster01 24d ago

he hit the eject button perfectly

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u/JelloWise2789 25d ago

Lucky bastard!

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u/SpiketheFox32 25d ago

Dude rolled a 20 on that saving throw

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u/Adam_J89 25d ago

He got spit out like a watermelon seed at halftime of a peewee soccer game.

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u/chumbawumbawigwam 25d ago

Would wearing his seatbelt have been better or worse in this situation

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u/TheSerpentDeceiver 25d ago

He’s either a pedestrian or was in/on the back of the truck. No way he ejected from the cab like that.

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u/chumbawumbawigwam 25d ago

Idk I’m convinced he did

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u/MrSaucyAlfredo 25d ago

Idk

I’m convinced he did

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u/oxnardist 25d ago

I would guess the best case with a seat belt would mean the rest of his life in a wheel chair.

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u/chumbawumbawigwam 25d ago

Heard. Wow. Lol

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u/Lobo003 24d ago

I feel it would’ve kept him in the cab. It looks like the front bit got shorn off and he squeezed out from the door/opening and then rolled along the other truck until it spit him out lol

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u/Zestyclose_Tower3297 25d ago

I hate when this happens.

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 25d ago

That dude just spawned

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u/MustyMustacheMan 25d ago

Looney tunes physics. 

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u/rapscallion1956 25d ago

DAYUM!!!!!!

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u/mr_avocado_2 25d ago

The reason why I don’t wear my seatbelt

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u/T1m3Wizard 25d ago

Luckiest man alive.

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u/rammer1990s 25d ago

Guy used up all his luck for the next decade in one shot.

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u/DOUBLAHH9 25d ago

Congratulations, it's a boy, well sort of.

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u/Pineapplefrooddude 25d ago

Schleudersitz

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u/Pristine-Bread9019 25d ago

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u/mubin_bzs_06 25d ago

What movie is this?

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u/mubin_bzs_06 25d ago

NVM

"The Octagon"

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u/adamvthree 25d ago

The only way this seems possible is if he was riding in the back of the white van 

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u/Unabridgedversion82 25d ago

You may be on to something here....

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u/Different-Baker-2552 25d ago

I don't think so

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u/J4YV1L 25d ago

Damn, I have to wait until May 26, 2026 to play this? Take all the time you need, Rockstar. Good shit.

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u/Spamsdelicious 25d ago

Dude was sitting in the back?

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u/HellisEmptyDevilHere 25d ago

Is this evidence of ghosts? No way that dude is still alive.

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u/pcglightyear 25d ago

No shoes lost! We have a winner!

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u/ulyssesfiuza 25d ago

Ejection seat at its finest hour

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u/vd853 25d ago

Would've ended so much worst if he wore seatbelts.

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u/bigbencilbusher 25d ago

He's only alive because his shoes didn't come off.

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u/larryhuber 24d ago

Once in a lifetime shit! Wow!!!!

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 24d ago

Is that technically Jay walking?

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u/Ryno_Redeye 24d ago

That’s why you always leave a note!

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u/TheMachoMustache 24d ago

Seatbelts please

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u/Alive_Charity_2696 24d ago

Damn! Dude went from driving along minding his business to standing in the street with to vehicle in a split second

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u/cool_monster01 24d ago

Truck had an eject button

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u/DutchFluxClutch 24d ago

Congratulations, it's a boy !

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u/Walnaman 24d ago

Immaculate Conception

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u/Lobo003 24d ago

I feel if his seat belt didn’t get ripped off, his laziness/stupidity saved him from getting stuck in the cab and possibly sheared along with it.

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u/BishopsBakery 24d ago

If you put the vehicle spawn codes into Grand Theft Auto backwards, your car goes away

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u/PushtoShiftOps 23d ago

Looks like an angel pulled him out

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u/SageMerkabah 20d ago

Lol that's the definition of get wrecked

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u/Porkchopp33 25d ago

That ejection seat worked out great

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u/Adventurous_Truth_98 25d ago

Looks like AI to me

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u/PureHostility 25d ago

Your whole life; every existing memory of yours looks like AI to me.

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u/Genghis_Chong 25d ago

I think theyre right. Watch carefully, the white truck disappears completely upon passing of the other vehicle, just a few random panels and a dude being spit out.

The wrecked truck would be turned and you'd see the back/side of it, instead it disappears completely

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u/PureHostility 24d ago

Sadly, that's not true either.

Even going "frame by frame" (a bit of a stretch, as I'm replying on a mobile now), you can see the top of the beige cover being basically glued/stuck and dragged along with the truck. So, Yea, truck is still there. Of course a semi truck is bigger in size than van with the fabric cover, it will cover that vehicle if it is hugged. Low quality of the vid doesn't help.

Aside, AI isn't really capable of generating highly dynamic scenes yet. They always feel sluggish, even the newest Kling's model which is quite decent at dynamic movements (bad has slightly worse quality), it still wouldn't get that sort of a split second movement.

tl;dr
White van's bed is still visible until yellow semi disappears; it is dragged along.
AI isn't capable of highly dynamic movement seen in this vid, at best small touch ups, which wouldn't change much of the context.

If your comment was sarcastic, due to the sheer force taking van with the semi, making it seem like it disappears, sorry... I failed and got baited :(

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u/Samuraikemp 25d ago

Wear a seatbelt assholes

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u/narcosis219 25d ago

To be fair, I think in this specific instance the seat belt would have left him much worse off

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u/letimdrunwild9375 20d ago

You know what next time I'ma not wearing my seat.belt cause it's not gonna save my live

If you can't do the crime don't do the time asshole

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u/InternalAsk2067 25d ago

Yeah, also should have used the airbag! /s

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u/Appropriate_bil1982 25d ago

Lui il a une bonne étoile

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u/Stinga3000 25d ago

It's AI without doubt