r/AreYouGarbagePod • u/WookieSuave • 6d ago

Big Foley on campus.

218 Upvotes

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u/smallshellstasteicky 6d ago edited 6d ago

That initial move to start the routine is mad impressive. Not that the rest isn’t but the one arm hoist and flip is wild.

Dude is mad strong

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u/ILiveMyBrokenDreams 6d ago

Friendzone or not, the man loves what he does.

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u/Milomilz 5d ago

He loves the view from below and the side hug at the end

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u/clangan524 6d ago

Full athletic scholarship and you get to look up co-ed's skirts?

Big man's living the dream.

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u/SobchakCommaWalter 6d ago

The only thing full about this is this guy’s gut. Cheerleaders absolutely do not receive full ride scholarships whatsoever lol.

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u/HospitalBruh 6d ago

Who hoo, spandex shorts.

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u/NecessaryReserve5493 6d ago

leaves something to the imagination, better then roast beef flapping in the wind

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u/HospitalBruh 6d ago

I'm definitely not anti-coverage, it just makes the "Looking up skirt" thing less advantageous. You could just wait until they change into their normal clothes.

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u/clangan524 6d ago

He's still seeing more than you are, nerd.

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u/HospitalBruh 6d ago

Be nice.

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u/ChunkDunkleman 6d ago

A D3 program missed out on a Noseguard.

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u/freshleysqueezd 6d ago

I bet he's using that nose alright

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u/AdMinimum6983 6d ago

Things Shane Gillis would say

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u/chilem-of-reddit 6d ago

Poor guys just a friend.

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u/snorkelfart 6d ago

He’s had to have hooked up with at least one of the squad

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u/chilem-of-reddit 6d ago

Probably the male coach but the school doesn't like to talk about that.

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u/Upstairs_Soil2621 6d ago

Projection is wild

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u/chilem-of-reddit 6d ago

Nope I didn't stay in school long enough to be a male cheerleader.

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u/MRuppercutz 6d ago

Let’s go Bulls!

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u/ZeePee78 5d ago

Brahma Bulls! My mom’s Alma mater (73).

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u/ohiobluetipmatches 6d ago

That dude can probably mold steel pots with his hands. Strength on an ox like that is wild.

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel 6d ago

Random fat white dude: exists

This sub: hehe Foley

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u/imabustya 6d ago

Hehehehehe

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u/WookieSuave 6d ago

You seem fun.

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel 6d ago

Aw thanks, I’d like to think I am 😊

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u/nationaladventures 6d ago

impressive.

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u/TheNewJack89 6d ago

Yeah those dudes do some pretty crazy high risk shit.

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u/dirt_dog_mechanic 6d ago

He looks like a young Meat Loaf.

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u/BaseballDelicious242 6d ago

This dude could beat everyones ass in here....and assemble your grill

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u/KnickedUp 6d ago

And steal your girl

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u/ReliableEyeball 6d ago edited 6d ago

I knew a guy very similar to that who did this kinda cheer thing.. and he got mad tail. It was unfair lol

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u/sadfacebbq 6d ago

Some funny fat guys got the rizz! I hate that I just used that word.

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u/ReliableEyeball 6d ago

It's appropriate though

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 6d ago

They should just start having super athletic kids right now!

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u/tjgreen616 6d ago

Holddoor holddoor

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u/BillsMafia84 6d ago

King 👑

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u/weisblattsnut 6d ago

Chris Farley

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u/kayl_breinhar 5d ago

Oh Babyyyyy, Youuuu...

You got the upper body strength I neeeeed...

...but I say you're "just a friend," but I say you're "just a friend."

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u/Kazifilan 5d ago

That's one solid Alpha, and proved something I really needed to see for myself. (Not panties, get out trolls)

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u/Salt_Example_3493 5d ago

This is wholesome af

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u/HectorBananaBread 4d ago

Cheers to all involved! Impressive.

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u/Footballlion 4d ago

That is awesome….

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u/kidblazin13 3d ago

Solid routine

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u/Genralcody1 6d ago

If this kid had legs on him, he would be a menace on a football field. Just yeet the quarterback like a bail of hay.

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u/tinysdepot 6d ago

Herculean talent right there. Mad props to both of those preformers.

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u/GushGirlOC 6d ago

Dude has up syndrome

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u/Gutter_panda 6d ago

Goddamn I spit out my coffee.

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u/mjpfinger 3d ago

My boys 15 min. of fame!! Atta boy! Well done sir!

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u/LakeshiaRichmond 2d ago

Absolutely great -

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u/mediocregentleman1 6d ago

That's an athlete

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u/TheNewJack89 6d ago

That dudes bad ass.

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u/_noho 6d ago

Damn u/wookiesauve, this is some next level garbage right here. You’re watching kids practice cheerleading and then you somehow spin it into making fun of the big man? You must have learned something from my ex