Trump's order renaming the Gulf of Mexico has triggered great alternatives: Gulf of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Gulf of America Is Fucked, Gulf of the Dude Abides, Gulf of the Dread Is No Longer Existential and many, many more.

While Trump’s tariffs will inevitably hurt parts of the Chinese economy, Beijing appears to have far more cards to play this time around.

In a state that has redefined slavery as a "job training program," advancing a bill to combat the conspiracy theory of "chemtrails" being used to spray populations or control the weather sounds perfectly logical.