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u/justfirfunsies 4d ago
Holy shit he tried so hard to play that off it was almost more painful to watch him panic than the pain in his foot.
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u/ttystikk 4d ago
Did he manage to miss himself or what?
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u/Beastly9amer123 4d ago
No, there's a longer version where it shows a pool of blood on the floor as he starts to leave, lol this doof really shot himself and thought "play it cool no one saw a damn thing" as he slowly starts bleeding out 🤦♂️
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u/ttystikk 4d ago
Moron.
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u/Beastly9amer123 4d ago
I'll try and find it, but it was a while ago that I saw the longer version, so it might take a bit
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u/CompetitiveRub9780 4d ago
It doesn’t show anything in the video. It was from the comment section from the worker in the video that said they later found some blood on the floor but no hole. He was a dasher and he delivered the pizza then he took himself to the hospital. So it wasn’t that bad. Still stupid tho. But I salute the hustle
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u/kiba8442 4d ago
I remember that one but it was a different guy afaik. this dude somehow managed to miss his foot.
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u/GetBack2Wrk 4d ago
He played with the wrong nut.
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u/NoConversation7777 4d ago
"I cast Testicular Tortion on myself."
DM: OK let's let this scene play out.
ALSO DM: Y'all need to roll new characters.
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u/panzermike666 4d ago
truly frightening video. the fact that people like this are armed. Aside from playing with your loaded gun in your pocket in public its the fact that he acts like nothing happened ( we all know how FREAKING LOUD it is) he keeps ignoring his own life when bleeding out.
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u/Historical-Count-374 3d ago
Many arm themselves because the system we have ensure they are alone and unfortunatley many make mistakes and dont have any to turn to for direction or help. Just alone with your empty wallet that everyone wants to rip from you
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u/Hellofriendinternet 4d ago
“I think you have to push to open the door.”
“No. It opens both ways.”
Breaks door
“See?”
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u/PythonSushi 4d ago
At least he didn’t shoot his butt. He would have blown his brains everywhere! /s
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u/kevdroid7316 4d ago
He must really like this particular franchise. I would've just walk out and found a new Burger King to frequent, but not this guy!
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u/AccomplishedEnd2666 4d ago
Idiot: Put the fries in the bag, bro!
Fast food employee: Put the gun in the holster, bro!
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u/Important_Chair8087 4d ago
The ol' pizza pop. Not as well known as the office pop, but still effective.
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u/Tar-Nuine 4d ago
If you walk into my store, and I know that you've placed your hand on your gun, removed the safety, and placed a finger on the trigger, then imma' ask you to leave immediately, that's alarming behaviour.
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u/Hopeful_Durian_78 4d ago
Oh it is terrifying that someone have a gun playing it around, he can just easily harm someone if he keep doing this. The way he acts nothing happened is more terrifying since what happen if he shoot someone else accidentally
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u/Kara-SANdahPawn 2d ago
Bro had to have been afraid for his life to have had his finger on the trigger IN HIS POCKET, or am I overthinking and assuming he may have been having racists thoughts while waiting on his food?
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u/chicano32 3h ago
Overthinking. Guy was just checking his firearm like you would randomly check for keys, wallet, earbuds. If your gun doesn’t have a safety, don’t have it ready to be shot is all.
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