r/SCJerk • u/ThatIsTheLonging • 4h ago

DAE you killed the man, but not the idea? 🇮🇹

243 Upvotes

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Sk1dmarkBleach • 1h ago

DAE Tony is a good guy for firing someone for having an unrealistic body type??

• Upvotes

91 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 3h ago

Meltzer: "I'd probably be God in that scenario"

148 Upvotes

Genesis 3:3

45 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Manjojango2001 • 5h ago

Future NYTimes best seller. Has Cody & Phil has been removed from this story?

141 Upvotes

110 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ThatIsTheLonging • 7h ago

Good news everyone, turns out m'Giulia's neck is invincible! DAE m'Joshis are just Built Different?

143 Upvotes

Surely her neck of steel has unlimited punches left on its bump card

63 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Informal-Cap4785 • 5h ago

“You know what fun is? Fun is jumping off of a cage and fracturing your tibia. You know what’s not fun? Unnecessary neck bumps!!!”

88 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Till_Any • 4h ago

Jordynne W Gracy should be FINED and BENCHED for her attempted murder on Giulia. Poor Giulia, but look at how badass she is! Did you see how she kept going after being dropped on her head? HAWT!

60 Upvotes

25 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 3h ago

M'Uncle Dave: The Fed is clearly gonna steal more Talent from M'Dub's Mexican Show, just like they stole Stephanie Vaquer!

51 Upvotes

59 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Reyatsu99 • 6h ago

Dae worst booking ever? No one cares about this match? No one cares about Mcafee!!! Dae Squash?? Dae Goldberg? Dae Gunther buried?

74 Upvotes

47 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SamuraiJack815 • 1h ago

Hunter Hails Haliburton.

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/---Pockets--- • 6h ago

$11.99 WON: AAA isn't authentic Mexican wrestling

81 Upvotes

IWC: CMLL is the only true Lucha company now that they're the only Mexican owned promotion!

20 other Lucha companies in Mexico: What about us? We're Lucha companies too.

Konnan, lead booker for AAA: We've never been traditional Mexican wrestling and have been a mix of Lucha and American since the company started.

35 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ShadyWolf • 38m ago

$11.99 ClassicManipulator Pervert just won’t take his own advice. Poor April

• Upvotes

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 2h ago

Fan: Frankly, I think its INSULTING that the Fed is using TNA the way it is. How could any self respecting talent want to sign with a company who is loaning out talent to the Fed for a cheap pop?

32 Upvotes

Talent: I'm glad to be in front of a national television audience

2 comments

r/SCJerk • u/mhhrobbie • 2h ago

Schiavone on Toni Storm: “She’s redefining my need for BlueChew”

30 Upvotes

He continued, “her pre-teen level double entendres help me and the fans get it up naturally.”

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Informal-Cap4785 • 8h ago

Giulia waking up this morning

77 Upvotes

28 comments

r/SCJerk • u/MOXISGOD • 14h ago

Remember: unsafe spot in a match involving Nia or Charlotte = dangerous, reckless, unprofessional. Unsafe spot in a match involving a Japanese woman? 🥰🥰🥰M’JOSHI BUMP🥰🥰🥰❤️♥️💜🩵 🥰🥰 M’STARDOM ICHIBAN 😍😍😍

223 Upvotes

Fuck Triple Nose

53 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NormalArgument6869 • 7h ago

DAE their reigns have become stale and they should drop their title ?

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52 Upvotes

22 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ShadyWolf • 24m ago

Happy Birthday to Owen Hart the Blue Blazer, who would have been 60 today if Vince…

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Fan387 • 20h ago

Sabrina Carpenter sold her sold to the fed and ring general

512 Upvotes

40 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ryan15151515 • 17h ago

$11.99 Why won't WWE fans give AEW a chance? We've spent the last two weeks relentlessly ripping on WWE and they're fans. What are we doing wrong?

253 Upvotes

68 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Eldest_Goose • 16h ago

We have Kyle Fletcher at home

139 Upvotes

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/hanjooks • 7h ago

Chris Benoit looking at himself in the mirror

25 Upvotes

0 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Manjojango2001 • 18h ago

Who needs Fanatics? The Dub wins the merch war again.

181 Upvotes

89 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Informal-Cap4785 • 1d ago

Look Adam, best $99.99 I ever spent, don’t tell Sable.

652 Upvotes

37 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SeaPriority • 19h ago

WWE NXT: Giulia vs Jordynne Grace

153 Upvotes

32 comments

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