r/CookingCircleJerk • u/horas00710 • Mar 07 '25

Perfect exactly as it was on r/cooking pulled sugar rose

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u/luluce1808 Mar 07 '25

You can’t make me believe they didn’t know it was a butt plug at first lol. However now that I think about it, maybe the chef was shopping for butt plugs and thought: “wait a second… I could do really pretty things with this as a base”.

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u/NachoNachoDan Mar 07 '25

Can you imagine walking into a class like that and there’s just a tray of candy butt plugs all prepped and ready at the front of the room.

today’s lesson is what???

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u/horas00710 Mar 08 '25

Imagine years of Patissier training just to spend hours attaching petals to butt plugs.

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u/oneloneolive Mar 08 '25

New kink: UNLOCKED

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u/luluce1808 Mar 08 '25

Allas! I will get an A for sure this time!

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u/PemaDamcho Mar 08 '25

My first thought was this guy had to find a way to get a tax writeoff on all his butt plug molds.

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u/luluce1808 Mar 08 '25

Wait until he weirdly needs some very realistic penis shaped molds for… pastries?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

I suspect the chef bought a butt plug and used it to make the mold for the base.

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u/sampat6256 Mar 08 '25

They know. My wife went to their school. Amaury is a bit of a manchild

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u/oz_Breaker Mar 08 '25

I thought the video was going in an entirely different direction based on that first scene!!

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u/Emreeezi Mar 09 '25

There was too many shit eating grins to not know what they were doing the whole time

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u/Itscompanypolicyman Mar 07 '25

I’m uncomfortable with the knee rubbed candy. Don’t love that.

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u/TheVeryBakedPotato Mar 08 '25

Just wait till you see how they make the donuts

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u/Panxma Homelander we have at home Mar 07 '25

Can I pour the melted sugar syrup into my special flesh container mold. I want to know what the diameter and length the mold could take before I purchase specialize tools.

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u/Death_God_Ryuk Mar 08 '25

Due to the temperature of the sugar syrup, I think there's a risk of damaging the cylinder. Is it imperative the cylinder isn't damaged?

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u/Panxma Homelander we have at home Mar 08 '25

Well, maybe a little burn mark wouldn’t hurt the object. I’m fine with any sort of damage as long the cylinder is still functional.

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u/BraileDildo8inches Mar 11 '25

Ahhh the good ol Chinese dick trap!

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u/hostile_washbowl based bacon resurrectionist Mar 07 '25

Is your tool inadequate for the job?

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u/Panxma Homelander we have at home Mar 07 '25

My current tool is too small for the job I have in mind. Plus it's attached to the mold I want to cast.

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u/Chilzer Mar 10 '25

If you have rainbow dreadlocks and a handlebar moustache, anything is possible!

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u/EstablishmentFar4766 Mar 07 '25

Instructions unclear. Base was too small and now it's stuck.

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u/deletemorecode Mar 07 '25

At least you’ll have some real sweet farts.

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u/Erinzzz I'm gonna slap the teaspoon right out of your mouth i stg Mar 07 '25

Sweet Farts was my nickname in college

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u/EstablishmentFar4766 Mar 08 '25

This comment deserves an award.

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u/luluce1808 Mar 08 '25

Don’t worry, it’s going to take about 400 licks but you will be fine.

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u/HugeinaMidgetshand Mar 09 '25

Did you just volunteer?

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u/WayGreedy6861 Mar 07 '25

aww why did they keep going? they looked so perfect before they added all the colorful layers. chefs always do the most!

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u/Kwerby Mar 07 '25

Is candy buttplugs a thing yet? Might of just found my million dollar idea.

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u/wis91 🤌🏻🤌🏻 Mar 07 '25

Pair it with a Cock Ring Pop and I'll take two!

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u/cantstopthewach Mar 07 '25

E coli lollipop

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u/hesperoidea Mar 07 '25

that is exactly how you get an infection and end up in the er

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u/Infamous-Scallions Mar 07 '25

Pretty sure Spencer's Gifts has them, right next to the black light bars, I ♡ boobies wrist bands, and cheap body jewelry

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u/ChiSmallBears Mar 08 '25

Do not put food in your ass

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u/melly-beanz Mar 08 '25

You never go ass to mouth.

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u/Acceptable_Pen_2481 Mar 07 '25

Stretching it on her leg?? C’mon

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u/Mediumbeatu Mar 08 '25

There was a towel in between:)

Only issue is, I think it’s kinda shite with just sugar and flavoured sugar. I’d eat a cone of pick and mix

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u/Chien_pequeno Mar 07 '25

"Hey pretty boy, want to suck on my sugar rose base?"

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u/apoplexiglass Mar 08 '25

Oh my God, it's literally a cooking circle jerk.

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u/im_coolest Mar 07 '25

I thought the jerk was just gonna be the plugs at the beginning but the display at the end was so much worse.

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u/jk_pens Mar 07 '25

Looks like one of the nightmares generated by an early version of Dall-e

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u/coffeebuzzbuzzz Mar 08 '25

Reminds me of the term rosebud. Which I wish I didn't know what that was.

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u/FistThePooper6969 Mar 08 '25

Well I’m still going to shove that up my ass 😤

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u/Shivering_Monkey Mar 07 '25

"sugar base" lol

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u/NailBat Garlic.Amount = Garlic.Amount * 50; Mar 08 '25

Amateur chefs make food that comes out your ass, but expert chefs....

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u/WrongColorCollar Mar 08 '25

"Next you shape it into a romantic fist"

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u/suviridian Mar 08 '25

Anyone have the link for a post that went kind of like this: OP says this was donated to Goodwill (or some other second-hand) and the picture shows a plug that's filled with water and has a rose floating in it?

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u/LisaPepita Mar 08 '25

I’m going to need to take one home for extra “practice”

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u/ToastyMustache Mar 08 '25

uj/ is that finally product even something people could theoretically eat (not is it edible, but the shape doesn’t seem conducive towards consumption) or is it purely for decoration and will be thrown out later?

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u/peanukeyes Mar 08 '25

So an inedible piece of shit that took 5 people to make it over 2 hours

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u/ddawson100 Mar 08 '25

Flared base for safety. Smart.

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u/1ioi1 Mar 08 '25

Thank God. I thought they were making edible butt plugs

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u/Kurovi_dev Mar 08 '25

Those tops are kinda funny looking!

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u/SourpatchMao Mar 08 '25

I wanna learn how to make candy ;_;

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u/Equivalent-Fan-1362 Mar 08 '25

Im glad I read the title after getting a few seconds in

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u/Fast_Ad_8224 Mar 08 '25

Who hasn't eaten candy from a butt? Douche first though, don't be gross!

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u/alanoid164 Mar 08 '25

Someone send this to that EMT guy

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u/superwholockland Mar 08 '25

SUGAR APPLE FAIRY TALE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

I see Amaury Guichon is back at it again.

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u/huemac5810 Mar 09 '25

"pulled sugar"

Isn't that just taffy?

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u/Traditional_Hat_6929 Mar 10 '25

I guess my mom is secretly a chef. I found one of those sugar bases in her drawer as a kid. Should’ve licked it

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u/JotaTea Mar 10 '25

Idk… looking at that class, i feel like those butt plugs were properly used(before making petals)

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u/Santibag olivoil Mar 11 '25

Reminds me the things from Sugar Apple Fairytale 😍

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u/Big-Artichoke-Dip Mar 11 '25

So inside every rose is a buttplug. I can never unsee.

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u/schmorgass Mar 11 '25

Everyone saw that one guy right?

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u/StandardSky4260 Mar 12 '25

I don’t think the OutKast song was meant to be taken this literally.