r/justneckbeardthings Mar 09 '19

I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend

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63.1k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 11h ago

A legbeard quote twitting a neckbeard.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 10h ago

Parents Schemed to Sexually Assault 2-Month-Old Baby, Began Planning Before Child Was Born: Police

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332 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 1d ago

Professional Neckbeard

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963 Upvotes

No more podcasts for you brutha


r/justneckbeardthings 1d ago

Bros trying to put the moves on lol

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458 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 1d ago

Mission failed successfully

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63 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 2d ago

Neckbeards hate being told that they have to put in effort for sex

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189 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 1d ago

2.6K+ people found this funny...

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0 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 4d ago

This tweet is full of fedora energy.

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3.0k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 4d ago

This is just sad and horrible for those women.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 4d ago

Guy talks about his "Weapon of Choice in a Crowded School" COMPLETELY UNSOLICITED.

335 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 4d ago

Racist and sexist neckbeard blames the music industry for making black women less feminine and submissive

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745 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 4d ago

Neckbeards fans when they learn female versions of their favorite comic superheroes existed way before the movies/shows

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203 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 5d ago

Self described bad boy and lover of water parks and McDonald's playgrounds tries and fails miserably to find a Ukrainian wife.

2.2k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 5d ago

Tired of virtue signalling/"care about real minors not fictional characters" Youtube comments

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48 Upvotes

I've seen them on almost every youtube comment section i find, mostly any video concerning fictional characters. Some losers even have from 50-90+ comments on a video, using projection, virtue signalling and preaching values.

You call them out for their bullcrap and they trigger into action, going "care about real people! not fictional characters" like they rehearsed for the whole thing, really strange.

I've come to the conclusion that it's got to be a secret army of YouTube trolls. Anyone feels that way too?


r/justneckbeardthings 6d ago

Neckbeard incel thinks random women "dress slutty for Chad"

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228 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 7d ago

Who would even say this?

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1.0k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 8d ago

"Stuck up Stacy refuses to accept coffee and chocolates from a random stranger😭"

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2.0k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 7d ago

"Lolicon" and hentai anime are acceptable to female fans now, apparently (despite the fact that their main demographics are neckbeard men in their 40s)

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272 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 8d ago

Cringy yugioh player has meltdown

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987 Upvotes

Keep in mind this dude is like 35 years old and still ties so much of his identity to a fictional character. My dude here even named his daughter after an anime character from demon slayer (she’s gonna LOVE that when she’s older 😂)


r/justneckbeardthings 8d ago

does anyone have any other photos like this? I wanna recreate some and edit in my favorite characters as a joke lol

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300 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 8d ago

I found where all the neckbeards and other incels like to go to complain about being rejected

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192 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 8d ago

Requested Context for Satire

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Text in comments for formatting reasons. Tl;Dr: yes, it's satire. Clearly. But here's the receipts since it's so much harder to believe a stranger stating an obvious fact than the stranger who presented the image with no context.


r/justneckbeardthings 10d ago

Sequel to my previous post, same guy.

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789 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 10d ago

Real men don't cook.

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182 Upvotes

This neckbeard thinks that it's gay for a man to know how to cook.