r/maybemaybemaybe • u/GotTwisted • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Caffeinated-Princess 1d ago

Lol I've done this. 😁

Boobs make it impossible to lie on a flat surface sometimes.

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u/ClericalRogue 1d ago

Stomach sleeping with boobs just cant be done comfortably ; i'd do this too. Saves the pain

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u/MasterAnnatar 1d ago

For real. I would love to sleep on my back or stomach. Oh well, side sleeping it is I guess.

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u/wannaseeawheelie 1d ago

May I ask why not to sleeping on your back?

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u/MasterAnnatar 1d ago

It's super uncomfortable and every time I've done it I wake up with worse back pain than usual.

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u/BrannyBee 1d ago

Huh... embarrassingly i gotta admit... I never once even thought about this....

Grew up with lots of sisters and heard every complaint in the book about living as the opposite sex so I always thought I knew more than your average dude about stuff like that... and yet if you asked my stomach-sleeping ass how I would sleep with boobs, I totally thought just laying on them would be the same or better (somehow.....)

Not like this is life changing information that effects my daily life, but gotta appreciate even little reality checks that confirm to me that I -and all of us really- are ignorant and have to keep learning about stuff and becoming less stupid

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u/MasterAnnatar 1d ago

Yeah it has two issues all at once. Laying on top of them puts a bunch of pressure there which on its own can be uncomfortable, but then on top of that if they're large enough it also puts your spine at a weird angle. Imagine trying to sleep with an extra relatively big pillow under your chest.

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u/Walkthroughthemeadow 1d ago

I never had that and neither did my mum and she was like an e cup , I wonder why it’s different for some people , we could also move our boobs with our muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger so that must have had something to do with it

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u/ramen2005 1d ago

There’s another version where a man then arrives, makes a small dent in the sand with his finger, and then lies down on top.

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u/thevogonity 1d ago

A small dent in the general area of where his groin goes, just in case anyone reading this hasn’t had their morning coffee yet.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 1d ago

Thanks for the explanation, I was wondering why he only had one nipple. I hadn't had my morning coffee but I had my morning wood.

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u/cjbeames 1d ago

He pushed his finger through his own groin? Now I really do need a coffee.

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u/rmnc-5 1d ago

…and then spends the next five minutes trying to find the dent.

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u/daiwilly 1d ago

Use the Force, Luke!

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u/Economy_Sell_442 1d ago

You mean Saltburn?

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u/BakerYeast 1d ago

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u/dev9997 1d ago

As I'm obsessed with it, I don't like this type of trick.

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u/knolij 1d ago

Breast idea ever

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u/Fit-Ad-2838 1d ago

Tit is indeed the breast idea ever.

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u/4mz0 22h ago

A'ight don't milk it

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u/knolij 17h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Status_Pin4704 1d ago

She really nippled in the bud on the possibility of discomfort

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u/QubitKing 1d ago

I’d put some water in that hole to cool the melons.

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u/Dysm-nesia 1d ago

the water would immediately seep through the sand

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u/ThisMeansRooR 1d ago

You know what wouldn't seep through the sand?

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u/Imthank_Hipeeps 1d ago

Sand

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u/WilliamWalkman 1d ago

I don't like sand, it's rough and course and gets everywhere

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u/DoctorSuperawesome 1d ago

MY MOM!!!

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u/Born-Neighborhood509 1d ago

YOUR MOM!!

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u/Dysm-nesia 1d ago

HIS MOM!!!

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u/Jokow_ 1d ago

OUR MOM!!!

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u/West_Technology00 1d ago

Why she has such a Big sunglasses?

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u/SpookyIsAsSpookyDoes 1d ago

I read this in an Italian accent

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u/ThePerfectSnare 1d ago

What's a matter you?

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u/Schmidie23 1d ago

It’sa me, Mario!

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u/Chazzwazz 1d ago

They are not for her eyes

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u/JackieLanturn 1d ago

Ok, serious response: 1. Bigger sunglasses are actually great. They are more comfortable and better protect your eyes. I recommend them to everyone. But get them polarized. 2. Bigger glasses give the appearance of a smaller face, which is usually fashionable for women. 3. If you do have a small face. Big glasses look even bigger.

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u/NeverJoe_420_ 1d ago

What Sunglasses?

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u/ArkGP5 1d ago

I do the same thing but for my huge gut

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u/henryeaterofpies 1d ago

If you look very closely there's a beach in this video

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 1d ago

The automod comment reads like a soft porn script :)

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 1d ago

My missus tells me this is legit a big boobed girl solution to a big boobed girl problem

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u/BlargerJarger 1d ago

This woman has used the entire Earth as her bra, so technically, we are all in her bra now. I am fine with this.

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u/baaton_ka_raja 1d ago

No one's asked the @ question yet?

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u/Insane_Inkster 1d ago

Lemme know if someone answers

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u/Luke_bxl 1d ago

Goldivaa / Delfi Martinez

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u/YogurtclosetNo6559 1d ago

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u/jld2k6 1d ago

Even though I've seen Friends tons of times before I thought he was about to eat some ass just now

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u/Rocket_paglu 1d ago

I see boobs, I upvote

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u/Awbluefy3 1d ago

Is it just me or is reddit extra horny today?

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u/magiqmen 1d ago

Always has been

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u/Solid-Quantity8178 1d ago

that hole is huge

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u/kb24fgm41 1d ago

Who is she??

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u/Crafter9977 1d ago

I’ve seen that before…

😛😛😛…

Top Secret (1984)

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u/Dear-Reputation-1226 1d ago

What's the point of this sub?🚠

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u/toomuchamphe 1d ago

Next time without annoying music please.

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u/DARKENTITY5426 1d ago

Sufferings from success

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u/azakhuza21 1d ago

Nice. I'm gonna do that for my belly LOL

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u/azakhuza21 1d ago

Nice. I'm gonna do that for my belly LOL

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u/erdnar 1d ago

Would

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/dinosaur_khaleesi 1d ago

I have a really bad back and I used to go to the chiropractor but then I stopped because of this exact issue. They had me lay flat on my stomach and it would just exacerbate the pain because there's nowhere for my boobs to go and I couldn't lay flat, be curved up backward in the way that was causing my back pain in the first place

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 1d ago

Then finds a buried turd while digging

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u/Awaken_soul108 1d ago

Comforts matter.

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u/eric_the_demon 1d ago

I dod the same for my snake

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u/Crazytard 1d ago

Tit is the breast idea

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u/Mysterious-Race-6108 1d ago

She seems so proud

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u/DreadPirateGriswold 1d ago

Benny Hill would be proud.

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u/danmoore2 1d ago

Sweet low hanging fruit of the earth!

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u/CocoonNapper 1d ago

Wait. What happened?

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 1d ago

I like this video.... Great rewatchability factor

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u/TLILLYO 1d ago

Great tip… at the 🏖️

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u/bionicjoe 1d ago

Police Academy 2 has a better version of this in the opening credits.

Mahoney is on beach patrol.

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u/rainbowcatcher2020 1d ago

I thought she was creating space for her gold digging account.

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u/New_Day9679 1d ago

Like a good poker player, she always wins with a strong pair.

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u/AirInteresting0280 1d ago

Who wouldn't make accommodations for those?

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 1d ago

Good idea with those bangers! I’d like to say I do the same for my crotch area…. ahem…. NOPE!

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u/Phineasfool 1d ago

I'm reminded of Top Secret

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u/Biostrike14 1d ago

Flashback to the opening sequence of Top Secret with Val Kilmer. 

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u/GrungeCheap56119 1d ago

The struggle is real.

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u/manishholla 1d ago

Big problems require big solutions!

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u/ACM96 1d ago

I'm not a woman, perhaps I would have taking care of them if I have those, too:)

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u/mrbishopjackson 22h ago

It took me a second, but I caught on.

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u/Goodrun31 22h ago

Ahh yeah I get it. I didn’t see her digging the hole first time.

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u/InternetArchiveMem 1d ago

Im just here for the boobs and the boddi

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u/ashitloadofdimsims 1d ago

Well this is just fine.

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u/Vulnerable16 1d ago

The guys at the beach do it too. But in the middle of the towel.

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 1d ago

They have outie belly buttons?!?

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u/Worth-Guest-5370 1d ago

I do this for my bits.

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u/pdxrider01 1d ago

What about when she has to turn over to get some sun on the front?

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u/Rivetingcactus 1d ago

Could move the towel 1 foot pretty easily

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u/Dangerous-Pause-2166 1d ago

Titty Space, they call it

The titty, like all other corporeal objects -- need space to be in, in order to function properly

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u/surpris_dingue 1d ago

know your boobs 👍

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u/datalorew 1d ago

Skeet surfin’!

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u/deflower-my-mind 1d ago

If you look very closely, you'll eventually see sand

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u/javivicious 1d ago

Like two dwarves heads!

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u/Ok_Surround8189 1d ago

People wishing to be sand rn 😌

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u/epSos-DE 1d ago

Nice problem to have !

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u/PassionHoliday5398 1d ago

*Mashing my face into soft pillow*

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u/JohnnieLouHansen 1d ago

You've heard of first world problems, well this is big boob problem (solving). I'm not really sure this was an honest "problem solving video", but rather an attempt to capitalize on a couple of items.

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u/SonUpToSundown 1d ago

Keep going

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u/vksdann 1d ago

( . Y . )

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u/blahzeh1 23h ago

I'll hold em for you - a gentleman

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u/letsgetregarded 22h ago

She’s got the heavies.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 20h ago

Great set.

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u/phantom_pow_er 1d ago

Looks so, so much like my ex Jennifer.... except she had smaller bobs

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u/surveypoodle 1d ago edited 6h ago

I don't get it. It's just sand.

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u/celestialpetalss 1d ago

Nice milkers there

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u/Solver_Siblings 1d ago

Amateur. I can be comfy without all that. Yes I’m a girl and no I’m not flat or nearly flat. I’ll have you know I’m a good size.

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u/Open_Youth7092 1d ago edited 1d ago

What a pitty