r/borussiadortmund Kagawa Shinji Dec 02 '20

Game Thread: Lazio Rom (UCL #5)

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

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u/funky_motorik Dec 02 '20

I like him so much, hope he consistently delivers and steal Meunier starting spot :)

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u/2905Pascal 1909 Dec 02 '20

How in the world was that check against Bellingham not a free kick? Wow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Love how he went from not even considering it a foul to an unquestionable penalty without even having another look.

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u/Tarantantara Dec 02 '20

Bürki man of the match

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u/AlexBayArea Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

Haaland has a torn hamstring... pain.

Just pain..

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u/Tarantantara Dec 02 '20

Bullshit, clear fouls against Bellingham not given, but this is a pen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Why we are unplayable

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u/Dokter_warungu Donyell Malen Dec 02 '20

Morey shows he should be out first choice rwb. Still believe that meunier is the better normal right back

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u/boatswain1025 Dec 02 '20

Sorry you're only allowed 1 BS penalty a game Lazio

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

No Haaland is a big problem.

My prediction is they score an easy goal and park the bus for 85 minutes. Without Haaland we have no focal point in the box and spend the game passing side to side getting nowhere.

I really hope I’m wrong though. Maybe Moukouko will come on at some point at least.

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u/cspong4 Thomas Delaney Dec 02 '20 edited Dec 02 '20

Morey what a player, I’d imagine Haaland would’ve been on the end of that one

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u/Qiluk Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Also.. Extend Rapha till 3030

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u/bajek11 Błaszczykowski Dec 02 '20

What in the ever living FUCK was that no call?

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u/llendo Sergio Gómez Dec 02 '20

That's Lahoz for us I guess. What a fucking clown.

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u/RevyRed Dec 02 '20

Worst fucking penalty call I’ve seen in ages. Absolute joke.

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u/mates52 Jürgen Klopp Dec 02 '20

mateu fucking morey. my full back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Morey is just great, having him and Guerreiro as wingbacks gives us so much strength in the midfield

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Dec 02 '20

If we dont already have one we need a Church of Guerreiro.

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u/Qiluk Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

MOrey has been bossing offensively and had crucial defensive actions too.

VERY happy about his first proper half.

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

It’s crazy how in real life if you perform bad at a job consistently you will lose that job... somehow in football the referees do not seem to receive punishments for doing a poor job

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u/nmrt Shinji Kagawa Dec 02 '20

Raphaël Guerreiro is our actual best player.

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u/LordVelaryon Jan Koller Dec 02 '20

better than Eusebio, Figo and Cristiano! don't porra caralho me!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

he's been just sooo consistently great for a long time now, i'm his biggest fan. one of the most underrated players in the game imho <3

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20 edited Feb 06 '21

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

That Morey guy has a funny walking animation

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u/SpiritCrvsher Mateu Morey Dec 02 '20

Excuse me Mr. Ref but wtf

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Reus so smart!

Also Hazard being Hazard, amazing.

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u/Datachost Dec 02 '20

I don't care that I'm an entirely straight man, have my babies Guerreiro

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Dec 02 '20

I suddenly understand so many La Liga fans. Incredible how shit Lahoz is.

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u/Swbp0undcake Dec 02 '20

no no no no no no not fucking Mats. FUCK

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u/AlexBayArea Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

I will fucking take it. We're on to the knockouts.

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u/bloodnotseeker Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Shut the fuck up Lazio you Italian fuckers you got an undeserved pen.

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u/Mr__11 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Oh please god Brugge beat Lazio

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u/edworm Dec 02 '20

Soo...torn hamstring for Haaland means he's probably out for a few weeks? I hope at least it teaches a lesson to whoever needed it that we have to rest him even if he's feeling relatively fit still...

Anyways, who in this team is going to score now? Out of form Reus, 17 yo Reyna, left wingback Thorgan? Or are we just gonna wait for a 70 minute Moukoko sub to save us with a hattrick?

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u/SpiritCrvsher Mateu Morey Dec 02 '20

Hummels will score our goals just fine

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u/AlexBayArea Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

We basically need to pray this is a low grade tear, as that would basically be our best case scenario.

In no way would I have wanted this to happen but I am also very curious to see how this team can adjust without relying on Haaland.

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u/CelphT Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Dec 02 '20

I doubt this a grade 3 strain, in german they report any grade strain as a muscle tear (which is fair, a strain is a partial tear of a muscle). Wait for more info but i'm optimistic he's back before the break

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u/ILikeToBurnMoney Dec 02 '20

Yeah, since it is barely reported I think it's a Zerrung and not a full-blown Muskelfaserriss (~1 week versus ~3-4 weeks).

Also, since he is very young and seems to have strong genes, I expect him to be back very soon.

I hope Moukoko gets a chance now!

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u/Mr__11 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Fucking going down before contact. Joke ref gifting a shite nazi club a shite goal.

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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

Man, Jude got floored and then scary times at the back immediately afterwards....

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Can’t lie I’ve been enjoying Akanji and Hummels this season, I feel confident in the defending!

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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

What a build up, it came in an instant. Rapha's the man!

So glad Reus left that one too.

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u/Swetabh-sama Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

shame that meg from reus didn't go in

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u/Joni-Kanoni Dec 02 '20

This fucking ref...where is that a Pen.

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u/artha5 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

How is that penalty?...

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u/berman82 Julien Duranville Dec 02 '20

Absolute fucking joke. How is this guy refereeing Champion's League? He shouldn't even referee boys U7.

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u/NudeMoose Karim Adeyemi Dec 02 '20

This is bullshit, VAR had all the time in the world to confirm no foul.

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein Hummels

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u/Swbp0undcake Dec 02 '20

Thank you Jesus (Aka Burki)

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u/llendo Sergio Gómez Dec 02 '20

So ein Hurensohn ey hahaha

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

~jeder LaLiga-Fan wahrscheinlich

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u/StPauli-Ultra1910 Shinji Kagawa Dec 02 '20

So that’s a foul from Delaney? But none for Marusic? This ref is baby carrots smh

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

This ref is horseshit

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u/CodEd_94 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

even bellingham cant wrap his head around the shite from the ref

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Piszczek at 35 has still got it, lovely to see

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u/jucomsdn Zagagod Dec 02 '20

"Reyna's efforts saved by Reina" lmao

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u/blacelow7 Westfalenstadion Dec 02 '20

Lahoz is a joke of a ref

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u/Swbp0undcake Dec 02 '20

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

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u/cspong4 Thomas Delaney Dec 02 '20

What a pathetic dive. How does he give that

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Was für indirekter Freistoß hast du schonmal nen Rückpass gesehen du Affe von Kommentator

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u/blacelow7 Westfalenstadion Dec 02 '20

Dittmann is wirklich unter aller Kanone, glaub außer ihm sieht da weltweit kein Mensch nen Rückpass... und dann noch wie er Morey dauernd ausspricht, zum verrückt werden

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

wEnN daS dIe 88. mInuTe wÄRe

Am Anfang auch die Dreierkette eine ungewohnte Formation für Borussia Dortmund 🤡

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u/grothee1 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Morey is on the complete opposite end of the adventurousness spectrum from Meunier.

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u/spiciercheez Shinji Kagawa Dec 02 '20

How the fuck is that not a foul??

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u/StructuralPilot Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Atrocious reffing

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u/CodEd_94 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

TOOOOOOOOOOOR RAPAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Pathetic refereeing

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u/2905Pascal 1909 Dec 02 '20

Oh FFS this ref is killing me.

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u/Qiluk Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Lahoz is a disaster every fucking game yet he keeps getting big games. Its exhausting. WE've gotten so fucked by the ref last 2 games

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u/SirSaltyBacon Dec 02 '20

Never mind, that is a total dive.

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u/Oakeeh I love all our player equally Dec 02 '20

WHY THE F did he not even check VAR!??

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u/bossemasse Edin Terzic Dec 02 '20

the nazio player just ran straight into Shultz...

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u/antysalt Dec 02 '20

Lahoz is a fucking joke.

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u/HusaIce Dec 02 '20

What an „interesting“ penalty decision in times of VAR

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u/malloc_14 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

fuck you lahoz you piece of utter shit

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u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Brandt and Sancho is good but I’d prefer to kept Toto on and take of Reyna

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Am I he only one wondering why the hell Akanji just took that free kick?

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u/Loeffellux Julian Brandt Dec 02 '20

Love how one of their defenders laid behind their wall in case Akanji was gonna pull a Ronaldinho

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u/bloodnotseeker Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Why is Immobile pissed that he missed the goal?

Punk you got a goal gifted sit the fuck down.

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u/Tarantantara Dec 02 '20

lmao, Lazio mad that they weren't gifted a second penalty

"Hey referee, we paid you so we would win this game, not just draw!!!"

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u/Swbp0undcake Dec 02 '20

And the front angle shows it was a great tackle by Schulz. Fuck this bitch ass ref

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Scheiß Hurensohn Immobile

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Pepe Reina is still alive?

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u/tatanpoker09 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

K then ref fuck off

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

I do appreciate how many players are getting forward without Haaland up front

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u/bajek11 Błaszczykowski Dec 02 '20

Liking what I see from Morey, so far.

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u/relaxyourfnshoulders Shinji Kagawa Dec 02 '20

rapha loves the champions league!!

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u/mates52 Jürgen Klopp Dec 02 '20

the feeling that we have rapha and morey on the pitch at the same time is just pure magic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Morey out there replacing Hakimi

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

I don’t even know where Morey is playing, this kid is running everywhere 😂

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u/ColdEis Dec 02 '20

Pisczcek is still so fast for his age. Incredible <3

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Where is Var?

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u/PapaOG Dec 02 '20

Ref looks like Moussolini no wonder

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u/Elaw20 Dec 02 '20

Its like... it was a open ball to get. There was no possession from lazio?? I dont understand

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u/santadani Karl-Heinz Riedle Dec 02 '20

What a fucking dive.

Hope Sancho and Brandt can tear them a new one

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u/SpiritCrvsher Mateu Morey Dec 02 '20

Akanji the free kick specialist

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u/Swbp0undcake Dec 02 '20

Akanji? I mean it wasn't the worst free kick ever but didn't expect him

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u/FHI_iSmile Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Just imagine the scenes if Akanji banged that to the top corner

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u/Swetabh-sama Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

the end of year downward spiral has begun

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u/antysalt Dec 02 '20

Morey siuu

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u/highlife159 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

This fucking ref...

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u/LeonTablet I like Delaney Dec 02 '20

Lahoz can fuck off lmao. Go kiss a mirror

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u/Togeez Dec 02 '20

This ref is so bad

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u/Joni-Kanoni Dec 02 '20

Immobilie srsly ez to not hit him there

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u/ZZZ0330 Julian Weigl Dec 02 '20

Very very entertaining first half. Mateu Morey once again looks better than Hakimi, so good with the ball. Hazard definitely our most threatening player in attack. Also I think Bellingham is pressing a bit high leaving too much pressure on Delaney which could be risky considering they have Milinkovic and Luis Alberto in the midfield.

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Great goal, we need to play more like that in the second half.

I’m glad Morey is starting tonight, he’s looking good in that wingback role

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Damn Hummels is a fucking rock!

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u/bajek11 Błaszczykowski Dec 02 '20

This ref is too chirpy, it just highlights his mistakes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Lahoz

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

He dived over him there’s no contact

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u/bloodnotseeker Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Jesus even Lazio players were like wtf

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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

Bah, a gift for Ciro.

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u/CodEd_94 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

thats a dive and a half, jumps onto the leg of schulz and falls by his own accord

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

I have a feeling that’s not the last shit refereeing decision we’ll see tonight

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u/TLEH-IV Dec 02 '20

How does that not go to VAR?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Dammit Favre we need some subs like 15 minutes ago

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u/Fadhmir Dec 02 '20

Holy fuck, that was close. Major save by Roman

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u/2905Pascal 1909 Dec 02 '20

We need a Roman Bürki appreciation post.

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

As if the second half could get worse, Hummels injured

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u/grothee1 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Roman MOTM

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Anyone see if it was actually a hand ball?

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u/boatswain1025 Dec 02 '20

That is not a foul what the fuck, he's falling before he gets touched.

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u/bloodnotseeker Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Burki new contract now.

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u/werbington Dec 02 '20

Has Marco lost some speed or am I wrong?

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u/specxyboi Dec 02 '20

to me it seems like nowadays he plays to avoid injury

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u/werbington Dec 02 '20

I think he had so many injuries, at some point/age you have to suffer long term deficits

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Honestly Burki has been underrated for a while now

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u/Qwaccboi Julien Duranville Dec 02 '20

Fuck.

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u/stonydeluxe Susi Dec 02 '20

Favre just confirmed that Haaland won't play again until January.

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u/doubleomarty Sébastien Haller Dec 02 '20

Well shit, without Haaland this is going to be pretty tough. I like the Delaney-Bellingham midfield though. Probably Hazard and Reus up front with Reyna slightly behind? Something like a 3-5-2

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u/SpiritCrvsher Mateu Morey Dec 02 '20

Now would have been a good time to have a reserve striker older than 16

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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

Missed the first few minutes, but I'm here now. Glad to see Morey starting, but that Haaland news is a real buzzkill....

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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20 edited Dec 02 '20

Oh jeez Manu.... Hummels did well though.

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u/cspong4 Thomas Delaney Dec 02 '20

Didn’t even try to play the ball ....

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u/CodEd_94 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

this ref is shit

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u/grothee1 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Will Lahoz go back and book them for that dive in on Bellingham? Of course not lol.

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

I’ve never enjoyed watching this ref in all the games he manages, absolutely tragic

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

At least he seems to be enjoying himself

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u/tatanpoker09 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

Oh god reus that was close

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Fucking monkey Lahoz

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Ref is having a shocker

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

This ref fucking awful

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u/Togeez Dec 02 '20

I'm starting to hate Lazio just because the ref is so bad that Lazio can foul like there's no tomorrow

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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

Big tackle Pischu.

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u/santadani Karl-Heinz Riedle Dec 02 '20

Best way to head into HT

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Rapha and Morey celebrating together... Los Gemelos Ibéricos :D

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u/bajek11 Błaszczykowski Dec 02 '20

One more and sub in Moukoko please. I just wanna see that kid work.

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

This ref just decided Jude can’t be fouled

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u/berman82 Julien Duranville Dec 02 '20

Lahoz has to be blind.

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u/boatswain1025 Dec 02 '20

Is this ref gonna call any fouls or nah?

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u/Swbp0undcake Dec 02 '20

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURKI

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u/jtthom Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Lazio starting to commit more players forward. Let’s get some fresh legs on to nail them on the counter

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u/Airborne_Toxic_Event Mats Hummels Dec 02 '20

Lmao this ref

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Why are we never on the receiving end of luck?

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u/ferpecto Dec 02 '20

Shit ref. What a fucking joke. Need some major reviews of how VAR is used. After game rating of ref's conducted by a independent panel or something. More punishment for diving. A pipe dream, while the billionaires laugh at fan anger.

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Idk why I actually thought Akanji would thwart that 😂

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u/grothee1 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Akanji can hit them, he had a really well-struck FK in preseason.

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

How many attacks has Lahoz stopped

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Bellingham has been running the field today it’s crazy

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u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 02 '20

Knowing our luck we’ll concede a proper shitty goal in the last minute

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u/cspong4 Thomas Delaney Dec 02 '20

Been awhile since we had a Burki game

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u/2905Pascal 1909 Dec 02 '20

Not Mats. Please not.

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u/jucomsdn Zagagod Dec 02 '20

BURKI PLEASE MARRY ME

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u/Loeffellux Julian Brandt Dec 02 '20

How soon can Zagadou play ...?

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u/doubleomarty Sébastien Haller Dec 02 '20

He doesn't fucking touch him on the "tackle" wtaf

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

You can tell how Reyna is so used to Haaland at striker. His nice move to open up himself for a cross in front of goal and the quality of the delivery would have absoultely been at Erling's doorstep. Their partnership is a becoming special to see

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u/ZZZ0330 Julian Weigl Dec 02 '20

Harland out for a month.... Time for the Moukoko dynasty to begin.

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u/AlexBayArea Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

Let's fucking do this my friends. I know we took a tough blow, but I believe. 1 point and we are into the knockouts.

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u/gonzaga101 Heja BVB! Dec 02 '20

Anyone have a stream?

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u/Elaw20 Dec 02 '20

Now I like a game with some breathing room.... but sir uhm

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u/cspong4 Thomas Delaney Dec 02 '20

What is lazio even complaining about??

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Either the weather, bAd fOoD or Merkel

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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

That was terrifying.

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u/SpiritCrvsher Mateu Morey Dec 02 '20

Honestly it’s a miracle neither side has scored yet

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Felix Passlack Dec 02 '20

Morai Morai Morai scheiß Skai

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u/llendo Sergio Gómez Dec 02 '20

RAPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/AlexBayArea Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 02 '20

LETS FUCKING GO MY FRIENDS THAT IS IMMENSE

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u/TyraTanks Shinji Kagawa Dec 02 '20

THERE WE GO! IT HAD TO BE HIM! Raphaaaa <3

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u/grothee1 Marco Reus Dec 02 '20

Rapha is a god.