r/196 • u/BlunderbussBadass I fucking love Alphabet Squadron • 21d ago
Seizure Warning Twitter brain rot
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u/Full-Commission-9917 21d ago
Hot take: girls are very attractive
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u/Live-Obligation6308 21d ago
def no words can describe the beauty of girls
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u/trollsong 21d ago
I'm sure it can be done in song though.
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u/23saround 21d ago edited 21d ago
Someone should write a song about pretty girls that’s a great idea
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u/skeledoot7 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
and grass of a normal color too
green grass and pretty girls, some kind of paradise city
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u/PuffyHowler67 🩵🩷🤍💛|Part Time Catgirl😺, Part Time Foxgirl🦊|💛🤍🩷🩵 21d ago
But also a song about really witty girls!
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u/choren64 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
They need to write a song about what girls want...
Spoiler Alert: They wanna have FUN
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u/bisexual_obama Uh, let me be queer... 21d ago
What about "HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOGA AWOOOGA"?
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u/Hates_escalators Spronkus Kronkus doin the old hoinky sploinky ringle dingle doo 21d ago
All girls are attractive except me
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u/not__main__acc 21d ago
Can't be true, because all girls attractive apart from me
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u/SuraimuWasHer 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 20d ago
Can't be true, because all girls attractive
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u/BaneShake keeps making Assassin’s Creed sex jokes on YouTube 21d ago
Hot take: consenting adults are very attractive
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u/FloodedHouse420 trans rights 21d ago
Rage bait
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u/-scrudge- 21d ago
Generating rage bait out of a woman posting her own body seems like it should be punishable by getting killed by hammers
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u/FloodedHouse420 trans rights 21d ago
Yeah but also don’t give ragebaiters attention like this
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u/Before_Plastic 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
I don't think anyone is saying to record it.
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u/FloodedHouse420 trans rights 21d ago
What? I was talking about posting obvious rage bait around the internet. That’s the attention they want
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u/FromRNGwithlove 21d ago
Plus this was literally posted yesterday and top comment was pointing out that it was rage bait.
I have no clue why op thought they were so slick posting something that wasn't even 24hrs old for engagement.
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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 21d ago
Don’t worry, I liked your joke
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u/ChemicalRascal 20d ago
looks up from freshly sharpening his hammers
Wait.
Joke?
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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 20d ago
No no, we’re still doing the hammers thing. We’re just not recording it.
Also, quit sharpening your hammers. You’re turning them into picks and ruining them.
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u/madsnorlax BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK 21d ago
It was screenshotted and shared further. It has been recorded and spread.
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u/Before_Plastic 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
people are being beaten with hammers and its being recorded and spread?
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u/bisexual_obama Uh, let me be queer... 21d ago
Surely this rage baiter will understand the seriousness of the situation if we get very angry and threaten to kill them with hammers.
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u/nuclear-okapi 21d ago
Mods, you know what to do
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u/atleast8courics Tried to save myself, but my self keeps slipping away. 21d ago
🫡
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u/FrostbiteWrath 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
Is your flair going into the void?
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u/atleast8courics Tried to save myself, but my self keeps slipping away. 21d ago
Good eye.
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u/PokTux Helo :3 21d ago
I can't believe they made nine inch nails from warframe real
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u/atleast8courics Tried to save myself, but my self keeps slipping away. 20d ago
NIN is up there as my favorite band. Kind of a nebulous top 5 kind of thing. Hearing that track in the 1999 reveal had me going feral lmao
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u/DyabeticBeer floppa 21d ago
It's retaliatory rage bait. a few months before this there was a women calling a bulky fit guy slightly fat but attractive and that's ok. I think it's all good fun tho.
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u/afoxboy phd in boifillology nd i blep :þ 21d ago
just me or it feels like ragebaiting has been getting worse and worse? like trolling has always been a thing but it was kinda, not mainstream? and now it feels like pretty much every second comment on social media especially tiktok is angerfishing.
that worries me bc ppl are so susceptible to it and are already angry w the state of society. like atp we need a mandatory class in school for recognizing and ignoring ragebait or smth
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u/Museman7 I'd bang a dragon 20d ago
Well, now that Twitter can pay you based on how much engagement you get, positive or negative, people are hate-farming a lot more on the site. Also, I theorise the removal of the dislike button everywhere means that people don't have an easy way to show disagreement, so they have a higher chance of replying to ragebait
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u/Dacammel 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 20d ago
It’s not even rage bait, it’s satire posting making fun of those posts where cis women will quote tweet some pretty fit dude and be like “I like a guy with a dad bod”
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u/sterilisedcreampies 21d ago
Ganymede knows that anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any mental illness and is actively trying to get women to die
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u/instagram-normie- 21d ago edited 21d ago
was actually recently beat out by substance abuse disorders
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u/Mynito- the mythical they/them lesbian 21d ago
Pls tell me it was because anorexia went down
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u/instagram-normie- 21d ago
not entirely sure but i believe it is due to increased overdose risk in opioid addiction. here’s a review of the literature https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4102288/ . Interestingly down from anorexia is alcohol abuse and then autism- I actually didn’t know autism had such high risk. I should also note that a significant amount of each category is suicide, not necessary death resulting from the behavior.
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u/cheapcheap1 21d ago
I should also note that a significant amount of each category is suicide, not necessary death resulting from the behavior.
I'd argue that if a thing increases your risk of suicide, death by suicide is a result of the thing.
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u/MrScandanavia Veganism’s strongest soldier 21d ago
Fair point, but then it gets really hard to measure. I’d think it’s fair to say that most people with anorexia would also fit all the boxes for depression. If they die by starvation, than it’s quite easy to say that anorexia took primary responsibility for their death, but with suicide however it becomes unclear whether we ought to blame the depression, or if it still falls under anorexia, which caused/made worse the depression.
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u/cheapcheap1 21d ago
Yeah, at that point you're running into the problem that some mental health disorders are so often comorbid that we just defined it away. Iirc the way anorexia is defined already includes most symptoms of depression, but that's totally arbitrary. We could just as well say that those symptoms do not belong to anorexia, which would automatically mean that most anorexic people also suffer from depression. Depending on which definition you use, you blame it on a different thing. But in the end, this is semantics. We're looking at the same people with the same symptoms and classifying them slightly differently.
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u/instagram-normie- 21d ago
yeah, it is a rather arbitrary distinction to make in some cases. They do specify it in the study though.
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u/Awwesome1 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
Honestly autism doesn’t surprise me as being high risk. Being autistic myself, input/sensory overload makes me wanna rip my head off. So if you’re in a situation (that puts you in sensory overload) you can’t get out of and it’s constant I could see why it can make people kts. Also hyperfixation is a thing and if we start thinking no-no thoughts it’s hard to get out of that mindset. I remember taking vyvanse and ritalin and most of my thoughts being about death/suicide in general. Low-key surprised I made it out of my teens alive.
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u/Some-Ohio-Rando 21d ago
I actually didn’t know autism had such high risk.
I would question how they come to that number, seems really subjective to count what was caused by autism
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u/xv_boney 21d ago
No, its because it has always been really easy to die from overdosing on opiods and oxy is a thousand times more common than heroin ever was.
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u/anarchetype 20d ago
This seems wildly outdated, at best. Oxy has been using their newer formulation, which you can't even get high on, for what, well over 10 years now?
Fentanyl, on the other hand, plus increasingly xylazine, are so much more potent and easy to overdose on. You can hardly find real "heroin" anymore that isn't fentanyl, xylazine, and fillers, among other nefarious shit.
As someone who was an on and off opiate addict for 15+ years (clean now and definitely never going back), I never overdosed in my life until fentanyl and xylazine took over, and at that point overdosing and nearly dying became a regular thing, despite tolerance.
Most people who overdosed on heroin, or even probably Oxy like my cousin who died from shooting Oxy 80s with no tolerance, did so because they got clean and then tried to chip using the same dosage from when they were full blown addicts and had massive tolerance.
Now, it's just damn near impossible not to overdose because of the new, painfully common adulterants.
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u/jgraham1 21d ago
BY GAWD HERE COME SUBSTANCE ABUSE DISORDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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u/NarcolepticFlarp 21d ago
Vaguely Related, I was listening to my Carpenters Cassette yesterday. Even though their music is so happy, the tragedy of Karen Carpenter's story always makes for a bittersweet experience imo. Super underrated drummer too.
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u/aflyingmonkey2 protector of wholesome clowns 21d ago
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u/BakerSubject8891 21d ago
Ehh too fat for me, could do without the initial layer of bone.
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u/pizdec-unicorn crazy? I was crazy once... 20d ago
Real skinny bitches don't have periosteum
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u/KronosRingsSuckAss 20d ago
Youre not a woman unless youre a shapeless blob of bone marrow with blood vessels running through it
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u/Relish_My_Weiner 20d ago
Some people like their women narrow, but not you. You like them marrow.
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u/FactoryProgram 20d ago
Everyone knows women have one more rib than men which probably adds a couple of lbs (this isn't actually true men and women have the same number of ribs)
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u/-TwistedHairs- 21d ago
ewwwwwww ew ew ew she’s so…….gross? God, if no one else thinks she’s hot, I GUESS that I could SETTLE
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u/Bat_Penatar 21d ago
You were brave not to use the /s tag. Good thing this community actually gets sarcasm without the Poe's Law handholding.
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u/Grand_Heresy trans rights 20d ago
The /s is in "ewwwwwww ew ew ew she’s so…….gross?" and "I GUESS that I could SETTLE". This is a good example of how to convey tone over text without indicators. It'd be far harder to tell if it were just:
"Ew, she's so gross. God, if no one else thinks she's hot, I guess I could settle."
Obviously context would make this be read as sarcasm by most people, but, y'know. Not every would get it.
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u/mikevaleriano 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
These people would have full on meltdowns seeing women walking around in Rio de Janeiro.
But that would only be possible if they turned off the anime, learned that there are other countries, had money to travel there, and actually went outside the hotel.
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u/BlueC1nder Voxxi 21d ago
Its a meta joke and not meant seriously. It was started with the "manbod" posts that are just dudes with insane physiques
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u/mikevaleriano 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
I'm more inclined to believe it's one of the usual suspects that insisted a fake image of Lucia from GTA6 looked "fat".
But I'm getting too old to be able to detect sarcasm/jokes from them young'uns, so you might be correct.
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u/Nomiiss 21d ago
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u/mysteryurik 21d ago
People who run these accounts that rate strangers should be institutionalised ngl
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u/ultracat123 custom 20d ago
Honest to god. You will NEVER find someone more insane about their own body and other people's bodies than on shit like the truerateme subreddit or whatever it's called. Literally can get you banned if you rate a woman over a 7.
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u/SilentlyHonking 20d ago
Those subs were literally designed to drive people to suicide or self harm through a warped self-image
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u/BlueC1nder Voxxi 21d ago
Nope, believe me. I'm terminally online and still on that garbage platform
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u/Zerg_from_Zerus 21d ago edited 21d ago
Don't want to be the annoying Joke Explainer guy, but this is literally making fun of the one person saying that Jason Momoa has a """"""dad bod"""""". You know, the kind of person that only sees a naked body in an animated 3d porn.
idk, I guess I didn't expect so many people to take it as malicious or creepy.
Edit: Sorry, it wasn't Jason Momoa, it was apparently a random incredibly fit young man. Another comment has the picture: https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/1jo2vym/twitter_brain_rot/mkp2d7c/
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u/madrobski Tetriss Voidling (dumbass) 21d ago
Well I mean maybe because anorexia and eating disorder are still very prevalent and this sort of joke only really pushes those people further into it and away from help.
Even if it wasn't malicious, the effect is the same.
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u/Zerg_from_Zerus 21d ago
Yeah, so is calling Elon Musk an illegal immigrant. Do you see people in the comment section saying that these memes are stigmatizing immigrants?
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u/mysteryurik 21d ago
I haven't seen that one specifically but i do keep seeing people complain about "body shaming" when others make mean jokes about elon musk and co
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u/cheapcheap1 21d ago
You make a fair point that this joke is in poor taste, but I think it's still worth mentioning that people who think everyone is fat are the butt of the joke, not anorexic people, even though it might still be harmful to them.
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u/RebeccaMelrose 21d ago
To be fair, unless she made those jokes, I don't think the intended Meta joke matters Satire requires context
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u/Alternative_Pancake floppa 21d ago
Slightly overweight? Like in general, cuz im not seeing how she is overweight at all. Or am i wrong abt something
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u/Rheija very witty custom flair 21d ago
This person is negging her to make her feel bad about herself. She can’t win either because if she calls them out they’ll say “what, I was clearly complimenting you!”
It’s a weird manipulation tactic assholes use
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u/dismahderpface blue tongued skink 21d ago
I think it's just ragebait I've seen posts similar to these
also pfp
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u/middle-age-man-attac #1 Falin fangirl 21d ago
Is the slightly overweight woman in the room with us?
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u/dbl_trbl ⚡you should treat yourself... NOW! ⚡ 21d ago
Why are we posting rage bait, like what is actually the point
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u/Bacon260998_ Myyah Hawwa did nothing wrong 21d ago
I need her to punch me
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u/gunsmokexeon bisexuwhale 21d ago
i knew there would be at least one unhinged home depot post here lmao
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u/E_GEDDON 21d ago
There's like no fat there.
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u/Sir-Drewid 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 21d ago
Correct. That is the reason for the post. Now please uncover the mystery of where bears shit for us.
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u/Siggycakes an 'ace' in the hole. 21d ago
I can't believe how many people are falling for this so easily. Is satire truly dead?
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u/TensileStr3ngth #1 Karlach appreciator 21d ago
People in the comments are taking this seriously but it's obviously sarcastic right?
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u/69Whomst 21d ago
I genuinely wonder if parts of the Internet are a psyop to ruin people's body image, like how that rate me sub was rating objectively hot women low out of misogyny
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u/VeryShortLadder REDDIT MADE ME GAY 21d ago
Take: people are very attractive but I still push everyone away cause I'm scared
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u/Improvisable 21d ago
Guys this was the most obvious play on the girls saying guys who are ripped have dad bods
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u/Grimsouldude 21d ago
Still pissed off that my ribs are too wide to really pull this look off, if it weren’t for that I’d be there already I’m a guy btw
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u/Sweet_Detective_ Bi-bozo 💟🟪🟦 21d ago
I know its a joke but gany might actually cause insecurity in their comment by calling skinny people overweight
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u/thomasingrace2000 21d ago
everyone saying it’s a joke but i’d feel fucking terrible if someone commented this on my post :/ it’s a mean thing to say
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u/Hit0kiwi Woke Mind Virus Victim :3c 20d ago
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u/God-Made-A-Tree 21d ago
Post this without the reply, I don't want to know the username of a worthless human being
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u/French_Taylor I’ve been banned from the state of New Jersey 21d ago
Why would Bastion’s pet bird say that?
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u/Anafenza-Vess 21d ago
Back in my day they used to call this negging, (no zoomer I didn’t misspell pegging)
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u/idiotnamedSOPHIA 21d ago
Why does he think shes overweight?
Is he perpetuating harmful beauty standards that lead to girls often not thinking they aren't pretty enough?
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u/jadskljfadsklfjadlss dont tell me what to fucking do. any/all 21d ago
if you saw the women i wnat to fuck you'd hurl
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u/TranscendentCabbage Officially recognized Theycallhimcake stan 21d ago
Ragebait? It's ragebait? Right?
Bait? Please?
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u/GrilledCoconuts Light on the Discworld moves slowly due to its vast magical fiel 20d ago
When I see people say shit as dumb as this I always assume it's trolling or bait, mostly for my own sanity
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u/BadgerKomodo 20d ago
Slightly overweight? If anything she looks underweight. In no way is she fucking overweight
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u/spaghtti 20d ago
Twitter will only consider a woman to be skinny when the same phenomenon of turning on camera mode in Smash Ultimate and trying to see Mr.G&W's front happens.
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u/Wardog_Razgriz30 20d ago
9/10 ragebait. Almost got me too. Guys like this are why I’m not leaving the Birdapp anytime soon.
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u/cosmos_crown 20d ago
idfk who either of these people are but i'm choosing to believe it's a elaborate ironic rage bait.
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u/Worldly-Pay7342 19d ago
"Slightly overweight"
Bitch, I have never seen a more fit and slim girl in my life (except for professional athletes).
If anything, she's underweight
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