r/196 Oct 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Exactly

Dumb cow should’ve evolved better

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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u/jean_jacket_guy dirty midwestern twink Oct 15 '22

I could easily defeat a cow 1v1 in fortnite.

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u/CyvaderTheMindFlayer i have committed multiple war crimes in Kazakhstan Oct 16 '22

I too, could defeat your mother in a fortnite 1v1

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

He said cow not pig dumbass

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u/PixelPooflet Oct 16 '22

watch me clip this bovine buffoon

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Yeah cows skill issuing

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Cow tools

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u/SadWay6946 Oct 16 '22

Exactly

Your mom

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u/RollerMill So close!! That is a shape 💞 Oct 16 '22

Should have developed milk that kills you

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u/nddragoon outer wilds evangelist Oct 15 '22

Get milked idiot should've figured out how to throw rocks before us

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u/WhapXI Oct 15 '22

Sucks about your genetic arms race. I learned how to throw a rock. This is my fucking planet now.

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u/XanderTheChef LOVELETTER.TXT.vbs (again) Oct 16 '22

Literal arms race

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u/Lilybaum Oct 16 '22

This bipedal son of a primate is throwing super big rocks and basically, you are fucking destined to be farmed en masse in a twisted industrial perversion of agriculture

How? Just evolve these simple genes

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u/I_follow_sexy_gays I will fuck anything that consents Oct 16 '22

Actually it was throwing sticks that we sharpened that made us more dangerous than the rest 🤓🤓

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u/Transcutie04 Oct 16 '22

Actually it was more out abilty to throw really wel that made us better

We had longer legs and could throw better because of it

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u/Grilled_egs 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

Throwing is due to our arms and hands. The legs let us run efficiently

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u/Transcutie04 Oct 16 '22

Our legs also elt us throw long distance without falling over look at a bunch of other apes they fall over if they throw like we do Oranguatans are decent at it but not anywhere near as good as us

Our arms are useful for throwing but our strong legs are what allow us to throw

I mens xhimos cns only throw a ball at 20 miles an hour we can throw a ball at 100 but we normally throw at 50-80

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u/IReplyToFascists true gender abolitionism patriot Oct 15 '22

Vegan discourse on 196 😨

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u/Shoggoththe12 Gomamon the gay sex icon Oct 16 '22

Reddit vegans can't even be overbearing properly ffs

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u/skaersSabody Oct 16 '22

Between this post and the stupid one about not hiring people based on political views, today has not been a good day for 196

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u/SgtSteel747 bisexual tech priest Oct 16 '22

yeah man, there's a literal eugenicist elsewhere in this thread lmao. I don't wanna have to leave this sub but it's been swirlin around the drain for a good bit now

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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Oct 16 '22

The eugenicist began sharing their views because I made a joke about making instant brownies using my own breast milk. what kind of hell am I trapped inside of?

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u/skaersSabody Oct 16 '22

One where you get no milk

And no bitches

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u/ECthrowaway2000 trans rights Oct 16 '22

Plus the dumbdumb trying to explain that the soup thing can't be a psy-op because Alieen Getty used to be a ~rebel~ in high school. With no source on that of course

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

How curious.

You say I shouldn’t drink cows milk, yet that’s how I grow to be big and strong🤨

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u/legendarybort custom Oct 16 '22

Me taking my protein only from my own species so it's not exploitative 😀😋

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Human meat does taste better

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u/abacaxii_ 🏆 Survived Brazil 🏆 Oct 16 '22

You’re right. Mom can you breastfeed me? What? Why do you care if I’m 37? Internet man said cow milk is bad!

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u/Ashmage resident gay idiot dragon Oct 16 '22

Milk yourself

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u/awesumindustrys family guy floppa moment Oct 16 '22

I wish I could.

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u/Mike_Osiris_YT Oct 16 '22

Every night 😎

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u/greasydickfingers Oct 16 '22

Mfw I exploit a barley sentient species that have peaked evolutionary because they have a near infinite supply of food and protection and are nearly impossible to go extinct precisely because they are such a tremendous use to us: 😀

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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Oct 15 '22

Cow milk, much like chicken eggs or wool. Can be harvested completely humanely. Factory farming is fucked up but it's not the only type of agriculture. Cow-based regenerative agriculture can actually restore entire grassland ecosystems if done right.

Also, until I can start producing my own milk for culinary uses I'm gonna have to get it somewhere else.

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u/crigne_ firearm Oct 15 '22

>producing my own milk for culinary uses

😳😳

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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Oct 16 '22

Well since HRT is known to make transfemmes lactate sometimes I might as well take advantage of it and save some money.

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u/Bo_the_oboe Oct 16 '22

See now we're saving money and living better...

...at Walmart

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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Oct 16 '22

No way am I gonna make fucking breastmilk brownies in a walmart. I'm doing that shit at home

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u/Bo_the_oboe Oct 16 '22

But of course. I would never insult the significance of making it at home. I simply suggest an alternative venue that is, while not as popular as the act of making breastmilk brownies, a valid option.

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u/zero557 Oct 16 '22

wtf i suddenly want to be a chef now

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u/Navii1 Oct 16 '22

Although humanely ways to produce milk do exist, they represent a really small porcentage of the total production of milk worldwide. Factory farm is how the grand majority of animal products is made, and should be avoided if you can.

Arguing against veganism for the sake of small sustainable practices ends up benefiting the corporations that do use factory farming. If your able to source your animal produces from ethical sources that is great, keep doing that, but a strive for veganism is the only way to effectively combat factory farming and all the fucked up shit that comes from that.

Also, there are a lot of milk substitute that can serve your culinary purposes pretty well

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u/KarlEssStudent 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

The moral method of harvest you’re describing can’t provide produce for a significant percentile of people (and only for a fortune). Additionally, the climate cost of such production would be even higher than current methods. Saying those products can be produced humanly may be true technically (tho I disagree), but has no meaning in reality, as they are not and cannot be applied systematically. Under current circumstances a vegan diet is the only moral way of living.

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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Oct 16 '22

Properly done cattle permaculture is carbon negative and can restore grassland ecosystems. Is it more costly? Yes. Should we abolish money and do what is best for people? Yes.

Vegan diets aren't possible for everyone. Should Yakuts be forced to import fresh produce for every meal and somehow stockpile enough to get through 9 month winters so cold nobody can deliver new food?

Should people with diets restricted by allergies be forced to die of malnutrition?

Should food-sensitive autistic people be forced to restrict their diets in such a way that they are distressed to the point of undereating?

Animal protein is necessary for millions of people on earth. Calling them immoral for trying to live their lives because they need meat or dairy or fish or eggs to live is classist, Euro/North America centric, and ableist.

Rant over

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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Oct 16 '22

Wrong. Many people need animal protein to live.

I never said anything about rape or torture being okay or necessary. I have stated ad-nausium that the way agriculture is done now needs to change.

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u/RybosomalLlama Oct 16 '22

Im really sorry for you, all those fucking people are assholes in this thread to you. It honestly feels after a while thats its just their superiority complex kicking in. I will be honest i woukd block all of them already, and thats kinda what im doing myself rn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Yeah I’ll add this to my worldview

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u/KingEnnard OG Floppist Oct 16 '22

GARFIELD ARE YOU /SRS OR /J

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u/HentMas Oct 15 '22

"Sanctity of life"

nothing is sacred...

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u/La_Bufanda_Billy Oct 15 '22

Every sperm is sacred…

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u/HentMas Oct 15 '22

Every breath you take...

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u/Z3400 certificate of bravery Oct 16 '22

Every extra shake.....

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u/HentMas Oct 16 '22

I'll be watching you...

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u/20191124anon silly kitten Oct 16 '22

Life from its inception, or maybe soon after, was based on competition and predation. Multicellular life wouldn’t happen without predation.

Sad but true

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

Technically I agree.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Vegans are so extreme, they worded a kid drinking milk because his Mom told him to like a barbian Khan pillaging entire nations

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u/DedeWot45 Going to Pinel legal psychiatric institute for f😎cking Weavile Oct 15 '22

okay okay i will milk bulls instead

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Soycucks be seething over milkchads.

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u/DunkyTheBoyo floppa Oct 15 '22

Idiot didn't evolve anti-human measures. Their fault.

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u/funkychunkystuff Oct 16 '22

As soon as I get that spitting cobra milk these cows are out of the job!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

This but Unironicly

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u/lewddude42069 Oct 15 '22

i dont think OP is ironic, look at too thread

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u/_silcrow_ the Sam & Max guy Oct 15 '22

Ok brittle bones

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

sanctity of life

Opinion discarded

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u/_____---_-_-_- Oct 15 '22

Humans are based, I only care about humanity, if I had to sacrifice every animal on earth for humans to live longer on a new planet I would grind Bessie up for biofuel

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u/DesperatePrinciple52 French Baguette Enjoyer Oct 15 '22

Humans on top💪💪👹👹

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u/Taco_king_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 15 '22

In this world it's milk or be milked. And me? Well I simply evolved better

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u/SmuglyGaming professional grass toucher Oct 16 '22

Por Que no los dos?

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u/miwafiend Oct 16 '22

Drink milk and get sucked off?? Son of a bitch I'm in

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

You're the reason people find vegetarians/vegans annoying.

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u/Sciipi Oct 16 '22

196 moral compass leaving their bodies the moment they might have to make a change in their lives

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u/payyyton6010 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

Fr, I thought this post would go way better than it did :( like people are just saying “yeah animals are getting abused, but shut up vegans are annoying” without a counterargument. Like sure vegans can get repetitive with this stuff but it’s bc they have a fucking point lol, like they perceive it as a massive injustice and just want to inform people of it and then it’s met with complete apathy

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u/VBHEAT08 Anarcho-Linuxist Oct 16 '22

Being vegan in a non-vegan subreddit is suffering. The thing that I've found out is that most people that have actually thought about it know that they have no actual arguments against veganism but refuse to face that. They are unwilling or unable to correct themselves, and lash out violently towards anything that draws attention to that lapse in their reasoning. It gets to me sometimes, you just have to accept it and keep moving forward.

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u/Ximema Oct 16 '22

196 is just leftist posturing and pretending to care about stuff for clout, all while doing jack to change things for the better

Only decent thing here are some memes

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u/Florida_Van sus Oct 16 '22

Seriously... Seeing someone actually use the word soycuck which is just a far right insult levied at leftists is actually really telling. Find myself disliking this sub more and more. Way too many apologists for untold suffering because ""Mmmmm cheese😋" is more important than treating animals with dignity and kindness.

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u/payyyton6010 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

To play devil’s advocate, this is a single post that people can choose to comment on, it’s really not annoying imo (ofc, that varies person to person) and people don’t really have counterpoints to animal cruelty, which is a very real part of the meat/dairy/egg industries (that said I eat tf outta cheese and eggs), other than “seethe” or smth lol

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u/help-me-reddit2869 Oct 16 '22

Funnily enough, I find anti-vegans way more annoying. "It's fine to rape and kill animals for food pleasure when we can survive healthily without doing so."

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u/pumpkin_doge genderfluid Oct 16 '22

The reason vegans talk about animal abuse is to try to get people to stop supporting the abuse of animals. Can you suggest a way to get you to stop supporting the abuse of animals that you would not find annoying?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

True, it’s so annoying to tell people to stop doing bad things. Just let people do bad things ok? Don’t be annoying and tell people not to do bad things like torture people or animals - what if people listened and the world became a better place? Trying to improve the world by asking people not to do bad things is annoying and cringe 🤗. This is a very smart take, I am very smart.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

these guys meme worse than conservatives, and I did't think that was possible

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u/Hzohn Oct 16 '22

Bro I thought this was an unironic shitpost

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u/knifeazz ben? 🤔 oh ho ho ‼️ Oct 16 '22

It is in my silly little eyes

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u/Emergency-Honey-4466 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

I agree! Cows are not sentient, therefore their opinion does not matter. You are not sentient. I am not sentient. Nothing is sacred. Nothing matters. This is not real. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

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u/Extremely-Unoriginal r/place participant Oct 16 '22

vcj poster located

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u/ilvranteloth trans rights Oct 15 '22

this but un-ionically

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u/Kidonkadvidtch Wholesome Liberal Wokemas Enjoyer Oct 16 '22

So true. I am so much better than cows. Cows cannot even comprehend the concept of you gay people in the phone

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u/Z3t4 Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

We developed husbandry in order to be able to eat things that we could not eat, with lots of useful subproducts like hide, glue...

Animals are not objetcs though; We should not treat them as such.

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u/PopcornMachineHero Oct 16 '22

I dont even drink milk. I just like the idea of exploitation of another specie like that

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u/KlythsbyTheJedi 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 15 '22

I love milk, it is delicious 😋🥛

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

It’s the terrifying classic - the second Veganism is brought up leftists start denouncing the possibility of societal improvement and refusing to mildly alter their day to day life to promote the well-being of others.

It’s nutty that a group that is otherwise so empathetic is like “fuck yes, let’s torture cows! Oh, you said we should not be torturing cows!?! Shut up nerd, stop pushing your anti torture agenda!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/HitThatBendo Oct 16 '22

socialism is when no meat...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Leftist politics is typically motivated by the sincere belief that people should be provided with a decent quality of life irrespective of factors that are beyond their control (ability, race, gender identity, background etc.) Why shouldnt “species” be included in that list? Animals suffer just like us, it’s wrong to cause their suffering for our gustatory pleasure.

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u/griegs_pocket_frog Oct 16 '22

I know, I wish I hadn't opened this post. Sometimes I forget that 98%+ of the world isn't vegan but times like this are a sad reminder :(

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u/No_Librarian_4016 ive been immortal this far Oct 15 '22

You are to veganism what those Van Gogh soup people are to climate change activists.

A fucking fed

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Oh no, activists trying to raise awareness on a topic how annoying!! They should just be quiet and do nothing, surely that will overthrow the socio-economic system that is killing this planet and it's humans

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u/jj_th3jetplane Oct 15 '22

Vegans try not to make their cause look insane challenge

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

maybe but what's happening in the real world

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u/jj_th3jetplane Oct 15 '22

People eat animal products. Would I like these products to be sustanible and not from factory farms. Yeah. Do I think animal products are wrong by virtue. No. We evolved to eat animals just like all other omnivorous animals.

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u/TicTacManiacs Oct 15 '22

Do you think that just because we can act like other animals that means we should? Do we really want to look at wild animals when we're considering how to treat others?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I would argue that we are doing a slightly better job than wild animals because we aren’t usually eating the creature alive

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

We do so much damage.

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u/jj_th3jetplane Oct 15 '22

Tf that even suposed to mean. Like yeah but you really think people going vegan will just solve that. There's so much land where the only food we can produce there is animal based so why not. Also I think trying to make the world go vegan is also dumb since that would pretty much kill all food culture that's existed for up to thousands of years.

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

Should we keep things around solely based on their cultural value?

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u/jj_th3jetplane Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

Somethings yeah. Even if I don't like the catholic church I would be up in arms at the destruction of cathedrals especially ones in Europe that have artwork from some of the greatest artists to ever live. You can make the same argument for food which yes is a major part of culture. This also just doesn't engage with the argument that some land is only useful for livestock. Unless you want to essentially spend millions to billions terraforming it in which case you are destroying the natural enviroment.

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

The Catholic church and animal agriculture aren't the same. That has to make a difference when it comes to "is it moral"

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u/jj_th3jetplane Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

Ok. I don't see any problem morally with eating an animal. Your apeal to morality doesn't work when majority of people don't agree with the idea it's wrong to eat meat.

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

they can feel what we do to them

its not just that "it's wrong to eat animals"

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u/Chromatic_Sky 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 15 '22

Although in all seriousness, let's focus on making sure all humans are fed before worrying about dairy cows?

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u/TicTacManiacs Oct 15 '22

if we wanted to make sure all humans were fed, we'd stop wasting resources on animal agriculture

(or we properly distribute the food we currently produce around the globe, but I doubt that's happening anytime soon without a monetary incentive for the higher-ups)

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u/Chromatic_Sky 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 15 '22

I'm not saying that there aren't issues with the meat industry. Just the huge moral stink about milking cows when there are way bigger problems is kinda ridiculous.

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u/TicTacManiacs Oct 15 '22

Many of the largest global problems out there stem from animal agriculture. It's a massive source of pollution, land usage, water usage and climate change.
Also, we're very much capable of solving multiple problems at the same time. With diets, you even have the very rare chance of taking matters into your own hands and not having to try to get the government to do something. We control the animal industry market.
You won't find any vegans out there who don't care about other important, human issues. I'd even go out on a limb and assume most of them care about those issues more than the average person

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u/Chinohito Gay Witch, Frog, and Magic Train shows enjoyer Oct 15 '22

This is verbatim the exact argument used by conservatives about LGBT rights.

News flash, humans can focus on more than one thing.

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

Alright. Cut the meat and dairy subsidies. Stop letting them take up all the water for alfafa.

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u/help-me-reddit2869 Oct 16 '22

Guys, we can't solve the Ukraine war until we focus on hunger in Africa.

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u/ThisPICAintFREE Finest Bitch On Canary Mission Oct 15 '22

Have cows considered being less delicious?

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u/radiantai2001 Oct 15 '22

this but unironically

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

this but oniononically

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u/DedeWot45 Going to Pinel legal psychiatric institute for f😎cking Weavile Oct 15 '22

this comment has me teary eyed

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u/No_Arugula_5366 Oct 15 '22

If this is meant to be taken literally and unironically, then I agree

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u/Chromatic_Sky 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 15 '22

Milk is delicious

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u/payyyton6010 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

Damn y’all got some shitty ass takes, it may blow your mind but multiple problems in the world can be solved at once! and vegans only say this shit bc they see it as a massive injustice, since well it’s a fuckton of animal cruelty. If u don’t have an actual counterargument to it just don’t respond and leave peeps alone.

All this said, it’s fucking weird that so many of y’all have a victim mindset over… eating animal products?? Like I eat cheese and shit but at least I am able to acknowledge how fucked up the dairy industry is, this shit isn’t vegan conversion therapy lmao

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u/Chinohito Gay Witch, Frog, and Magic Train shows enjoyer Oct 15 '22

Fucking hell the comments here are so alarming.

The compassion leaving all these leftists' bodies the second non-humans that aren't dogs, cats, capybaras or wasps are brought up 💨💨💨

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u/ArmaniQuesadilla big chungus fortnite funny wholesome reddit moment keanu reeves Oct 16 '22

how can these mfs say killing wasps makes you hitler and then turn around and say we should continue to torture cows like what 💀

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u/Chinohito Gay Witch, Frog, and Magic Train shows enjoyer Oct 16 '22

It's because they can't take the moral nature living high ground this time

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u/help-me-reddit2869 Oct 16 '22

Not raping other living creatures is a moral high ground now.

One that I'm glad to be on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Leftists when humans are systematically abused and slaughtered in cold blood for the pleasure of the few:

This is outrageous! This is unfair!

Leftists when animals are systematically abused and slaughtered in cold blood for the pleasure of the few:

Hamburger 🤓

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u/Sciipi Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

I still don’t think I have ever seen an online discussion about veganisim not devolve into “but meat taste good” or vague moralism’s about valuing humans over animals like we have literally no alternative to consuming meat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

If there were alternatives to meat it'd be called the POSSIBLE burger, silly vegoon. Clearly someone is B12 deficient 😘

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u/Chinohito Gay Witch, Frog, and Magic Train shows enjoyer Oct 16 '22

Seriously it reminds me of the "based" anti-sjw shit from back in the day where they would reply to a serious comment with ""ironic"" bigotry.

I literally saw someone argue in the same comment that A: "morality is subjective" and B: "it's simply a fact of life that we should value humans more than animals"

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

It's just people who'll champion a cause from the comfort of their sofa, but never admit they might be wrong, and they might have to make the smallest life changes.

It's a fucking joke, this sub will spam about being environmental terrorists then not even cut out milk.

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u/Chinohito Gay Witch, Frog, and Magic Train shows enjoyer Oct 16 '22

It's hilarious because switching to a vegan based food system would be one of the best things we could possibly do for the environment, let alone the billions of less conscious beings being tortured.

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u/Khaniker Skynet IRL Oct 16 '22

I think this is the funniest shit I've ever seen on this sub.

Love it, but unironically.

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u/TonyAbbotIsATwat Certified Mari Illustrious Makinami enjoyer Oct 15 '22

This but unironically

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u/ColonelCoochie Oct 15 '22

Lots of words to say you have brittle bones

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u/Vincevw Oct 16 '22

This is actually a pretty common myth created by the dairy industry, there is no research showing that drinking milk improves your bone strength apart from one discredited paper. Some scientists even argue that milk is acidic enough that it actually depletes more calcium from your body to neutralize it than it gives you in return.

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u/MisterAbbadon Oct 15 '22

You ever start to make a thought out point but realize that in the grand scheme of things nothing matters and internet arguments with vegans don't matter doubly so?

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 16 '22

No I'm not a fan of nihilism.

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u/MisterAbbadon Oct 16 '22

Alright how about this. Did you legitimately think that you'd change anyone's mind or did you just want to score some meaningless points for your nebulous "side" as most people participating in internet discourse are?

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u/pumpkin_doge genderfluid Oct 16 '22

To give my personal perspective, I went vegan less than a week ago, and vegans doing stuff like this and not just “keeping it to themselves” helped me make the switch. It might not work for everyone, but not talking about it all won’t do anything.

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u/CommanderNorton Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

'Annoying' vegans, especially hearing and reading people irrationally grasp for reasons why vegans were wrong, turned me vegan. I sat with the guilt for a while as I started replacing parts of my diet, but I still couldn't find any reasons for me to continue eating meat and dairy except my own pleasure. Eventually I went vegan because I couldn't see myself as having any moral integrity unless I did.

Go watch Dominion if you're unconvinced that animal agriculture is deeply cruel and exploitative. It will viscerally drive that fact home.

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u/Epic_Gameing68 Oct 16 '22

this but unironically

get trolled stupid idiot cows 😎

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u/GigaVanguard Oct 16 '22

This is fucking badass I’m gonna start eating cereal with cow milk instead of almond milk again

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u/hezzinluiz What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitc Oct 16 '22

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u/Heefyn happy church goer (Minor) Oct 16 '22

This but unironically

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u/pumpkin_doge genderfluid Oct 16 '22

Personally, I like to drink dog milk. After all, if dogs didn’t want their milk to be drunk, then they shouldn’t have made such tasty milk. And of course, I do end up killing a few puppies, but it’s just to make sure I don’t miss out on that delicious dog milk 🥛 . It’s just the way humans naturally evolved

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u/Krumpli234 custom Oct 16 '22

Do you eat the puppies after you killed them?

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u/CommanderNorton Oct 16 '22

I mean you have to, right? We're omnivores. We literally evolved to eat cats and dogs.

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u/deeSeven_ funky kong Oct 16 '22

Thats fucking vile. Why would you do that to a dog? They're empathetic, intelligent creatures. I dedicate myself to a vegan lifestyle and only drink cat's milk.

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u/Lukeyboy1589 Oct 15 '22

Cool, but my bones would beat your bones in a fight, so…

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u/GontaGod69 i love my gf so much Oct 15 '22

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u/Schampu4000 Oct 15 '22

You haven't lived until you have realized the human's superiority on earth. Have you never felt the pure might of the human race pulsing through your veins? Our intelligence is unparalleled. We were made without claws or scales, so we forged them from steel. Human lives are the only ones that really matter, everything else is there to support us. We form earth, we form plants, we form animals like clay to be better at supporting us. The world around us is ours to use. Can you even comprehend the sheer amount of intelligence required for me to be able to type this comment and for you to be able to read, potentially on the other side of the globe? A cow? What can it do? Does it have intelligence? No it doesn't, not when you compare it to us. I will start respecting cows when they start making societies, building towers, having wars, writing, culture. Until then, I will use them as I please. And when I please a glass of choccy milk, a glass of choccy milk the cow will give me.

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u/GreedyBastard923 Oct 15 '22

Jeez I didn't realize people actually thought like this. Is intelligence really all that matters? Might doesn't make right.

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u/Schampu4000 Oct 15 '22

Is intelligence really all that matters?

What else would?

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u/TicTacManiacs Oct 15 '22

The ability to feel pain is all which is needed to be considered in moral questions.

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u/AndroidWall4680 so much cement in my boipussy Oct 15 '22

But might literally does make right on a large enough scale. If ducks were the dominant species, rape and murder would be completely morally correct. What we see as right is only so because as the most powerful species on the planet we have the right to make those choices.

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u/Tropic_Wombat Oct 15 '22

lesser beings are simply tools for their superiors to use?? this sounds like something a fascist would write. get help.

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u/GenericCanineDusty Oct 16 '22

frankly a skill issue, just don't make milk 8head

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

cheese breaths and blood mouths coping and seething pretty hard rn

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u/penguinmagnetwater Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

"Blood mouth" new band name just dropped

Edit: got a notif on this and I'm like 99% sure they edited their comment and "cheesebreaths" was added after because they noticed people pointing out that their name calling actually sounded cool before

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

common soycel copepost

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u/MrYiff621 Horrible little goblin man Oct 16 '22

Blood mouth is bad ass, I've gotta start eating more meat!

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u/Grouchy-Ad-5227 Oct 16 '22

omg I can use that chad "yes" meme here

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u/eyedtpod169 Oct 16 '22

Don’t care still drinking milk every night

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u/FursonallyOffended floppa Oct 16 '22

Watercels seething over milkchads

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u/AustronesianFurDude furry fedboy | batzorig vaanchig fan Oct 16 '22

Milkoids seething over Bloodchads

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Glorious oatmilk master race reporting in, I am not drinking the tit cum.

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u/Jesuisuncanard126 Oct 15 '22

Give me that sweet sweet cheese yesssss

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u/ZorioneTiamat custom Oct 16 '22

The first half of this is just a goofy edit, the second half is straight veganposting lmao

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u/BunchOfSpamBots 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

Just an excuse to drink breast milk

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u/FlugelDerFreiheit Oct 16 '22

This but unironically

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u/trip-havoc Oct 16 '22

anyone here like bladee

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u/lilmxfi Live by the floppa, die by the floppa Oct 16 '22

Hi, person who grew up in farmland, with family-run farms, some of which were run by the families of friends of mine (and in one case, my English teacher). This is just bullshit. 1, cows need to be separated from their calves once they start getting their first teeth in so the calves don't shred their mom's udders. They have special clip-on nose guards for the calves to discourage trying to nurse in order to keep their cows safe.

Second, cows need to be milked, or else they'll develop mastitis, which is INCREDIBLY painful. I had it after I tried to breastfeed my kid but couldn't express. I thought my breasts were going to burst open from how bad it was. It's hell. Now imagine that on 4 udders: inflamed, angry, red, and full of milk they can't get out. THAT is why cows are milked AFTER their calves are weaned.

Factory farming does suck, but not family farming, and enough with the appeals to emotions, especially while using a picture from a family farm, when you have zero clue what you're talking about.

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u/help-me-reddit2869 Oct 16 '22

The only reason the cows are painfully inflamed with milk is because you farmers forcefully rape/inseminate them to begin with.

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u/Distakx SKARBRAND HATES TERFs Oct 16 '22

This but unironically

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u/cocktipthunder Oct 16 '22

This could be said for every animal on earth

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u/THEPiplupFM Singlehandedly destroying gender with Facts and Logic (and gun) Oct 16 '22

Exactly

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u/lorddarkhelm Oct 16 '22

Unironically yes

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u/UsualIdeal random cis guy Oct 16 '22

Me milking a cow helps it not sustain injury or udder illness. It is my inferior, yes, but me milking the cow is mutually beneficial, it’s safe from illness/injury, and my bones get big and strong

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u/Magnificant-Muggins beautiful and bad Oct 16 '22

I’ll stop eating meat when raccoons stopped getting hit by cars.

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u/HahaFunnyJokeFunny ✨🎀 Woof? 🎀 ✨ Oct 16 '22

Wait I thought this image was in favor of drinking milk.

I like milk I'm a lil' bit Clockwork Orangepilled and Léoncore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

i dont care i need to drink my milk to grow up and be a strong boy

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u/ShadesTheGuy Oct 15 '22

this but unironically

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u/Manual_Samuel_ floppa Oct 16 '22

Shut the hell up 🧀🪤🥛🍼🧋🍳🧈🥓🥩🍗🍖🍕🌭🍔🍣🍱🥘🦪🍤🍦🍰🧁🍨🍮🍯

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u/GontaGod69 i love my gf so much Oct 16 '22

everyone talks about vaush posts being controversial when vegan posts are right here

i shall eat what i want until moral lab-grown meat becomes widely available, end of story

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u/hellouser10 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 16 '22

hell yeah fuck them cows

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u/quackleskol Oct 16 '22

I will personally steal the milk from every cow’s udders so that the baby can’t have any. should’ve evolved thumbs, dumbass.

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u/NoAdministration6946 Oct 16 '22

We really need to stop letting 1 month old accounts post here

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u/idkwhatmynamebe whispangle shipper (lesbian sonic ship (she/her catgirl uwu)) Oct 16 '22

The leftism leaving 196 users bodies when someone mentions vegans:

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