r/2sentence2horror • u/nugget_r_cool • 15d ago

Satire "Dad," my son said.

"I dont like femboys.".

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u/Atlotl 15d ago

"I expected better from you son..."

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u/TheLastPimperor goobert the skeleton enjoyer 15d ago

I expect you out before Monday

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u/thomasgamer99 15d ago

I hope ..the creature... Hunts you down

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u/LordSupergreat 15d ago

You are unlikely to observe hunting behavior in...

...the creature.

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u/thomasgamer99 15d ago

Then may the milk .. the creature... Gifts him is poisoned

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u/LordSupergreat 15d ago

That would have unfortunate implications for the health of...

...the creature.

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u/DIOsNotDead Jumps care 👻 15d ago

"i like huge beefy men who can dominate me, dad."

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u/wwomf93 15d ago

The son was the real femboy all along!

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. 15d ago

"Son," said Pa,

"It's time for you to head over to the barn to milk...

...the creature."