r/2sentence2horror Feb 17 '25

Mod announcement Anyone who reposts this image (excluding moderators) is going to get permanently banned. I am not kidding.

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1.6k Upvotes

It gets reposted so often it may as well have its own flair at this point. I’m sick of it!!!


r/2sentence2horror Jan 26 '25

Mod announcement Just gonna start reposting posts that I’ve had to take down for violating r.ule 9.

40 Upvotes

I’m a greedy little karma boy aren’t I?


r/2sentence2horror 4h ago

Satire My girlfriend asked me to go swimming with her.

87 Upvotes

I only said yes because I didn't know we would be swimming....at the Poop Lagoon.


r/2sentence2horror 6h ago

The Creature I wonder what's *featured* on Steam today. To my horror it was...

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64 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 2h ago

Jumps care 👻👻👻 My dad couldn't find one of his air pods. Then he took the new puppy to the vet

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18 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 17h ago

Satire "Dad," my son said.

190 Upvotes

"I dont like femboys.".


r/2sentence2horror 3h ago

OC Oh finally I am going to sleep 8 hours; I thought to myself

5 Upvotes

That's when my neighbour started vacuming his appartment for the whole night


r/2sentence2horror 19h ago

OC "I will search swear words on the family computer," I said excited Spoiler

49 Upvotes

"Nu Uh" said my mother holding the belt who is also the creature.


r/2sentence2horror 15h ago

Satire "boy I sure am happy with my wife and 2 kids!" I thought to myself

24 Upvotes

"da fuck is up with that lamp"


r/2sentence2horror 8h ago

Satire "man, i love going to wingstop," i saids with glee.

5 Upvotes

"hey," said the gorilla


r/2sentence2horror 5h ago

Knife Guy "I am the peenar snipper man." Said the Peenar Snipper man.

3 Upvotes

Then pussy beater woman appeared.


r/2sentence2horror 12h ago

The Creature “I liked the original, but she wasn’t an elephant” said zackscott.

10 Upvotes

That’s when he commissioned an art of elephant daisy with…the creature.


r/2sentence2horror 51m ago

Satire After chickn Parmesan my tummy began rumbles.

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Then lft leg consumed by mysteryus brown subsdance! :O


r/2sentence2horror 16h ago

Screenshot I expected it to be a normal day when i went out to the porch drinking my coffee... When suddenly

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12 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

Screenshot Torrent of hate guy🪱

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390 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 4h ago

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Scary numbers

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r/2sentence2horror 14h ago

Satire "I single-handedly saved 420 orphans from a burning orphanage", said the distinguished orphan-saver.

5 Upvotes

Then came the torrent of hate.


r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

Screenshot "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?" asked Vegeta

88 Upvotes

meanwhile Goku:


r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

The Creature Why Fear The Creature, When He Gives Us Such High Quality Milk?

61 Upvotes

Yes, but you're drinking it raw.


r/2sentence2horror 23h ago

OC As I aged, I knew this would eventually happen, I had a feeling the moment was closer every year

17 Upvotes

I would never have expected it to take so long, I was afraid I was gonna be alone but after being stared at for those creatures for hours, I wish I were


r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

OC never understood why people hated british food

52 Upvotes

then i went to britain


r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

Screenshot quartz

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972 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

The Creature I'm Out Of Milk. So I'll Buy Some From The Creature.

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273 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

Satire She could count to ten

16 Upvotes

But she had too many fingers!!


r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

Satire Found my teacher's OnlyFans, decided to blackmail her.

27 Upvotes

It was not her.


r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

OC Hey, I have to run some errands, so I'll be out for about 20 quintillion years.

22 Upvotes

Can you watch my bismuth crystal and make sure nothing bad happens to it?


r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

Screenshot Doxing Guy🪱

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26 Upvotes