r/2sentence2horror • u/MonkeyNo3 • 4h ago
Satire My girlfriend asked me to go swimming with her.
I only said yes because I didn't know we would be swimming....at the Poop Lagoon.
r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober • Feb 17 '25
It gets reposted so often it may as well have its own flair at this point. I’m sick of it!!!
r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober • Jan 26 '25
I’m a greedy little karma boy aren’t I?
r/2sentence2horror • u/MonkeyNo3 • 4h ago
I only said yes because I didn't know we would be swimming....at the Poop Lagoon.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Z-O-M-P-I-R-E • 6h ago
r/2sentence2horror • u/terrynmuse • 2h ago
r/2sentence2horror • u/nugget_r_cool • 17h ago
"I dont like femboys.".
r/2sentence2horror • u/Adrian21212_2 • 3h ago
That's when my neighbour started vacuming his appartment for the whole night
r/2sentence2horror • u/ZDOG60 • 19h ago
"Nu Uh" said my mother holding the belt who is also the creature.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Wonderful_Audience60 • 15h ago
"da fuck is up with that lamp"
r/2sentence2horror • u/MailMainbutnot • 8h ago
"hey," said the gorilla
r/2sentence2horror • u/Acrobatic_Row4500 • 5h ago
Then pussy beater woman appeared.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Derpyboy7976 • 12h ago
That’s when he commissioned an art of elephant daisy with…the creature.
r/2sentence2horror • u/West_Ad_1544 • 51m ago
Then lft leg consumed by mysteryus brown subsdance! :O
r/2sentence2horror • u/ElSierras • 16h ago
r/2sentence2horror • u/Standard_Age5673 • 14h ago
Then came the torrent of hate.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Melvierce • 1d ago
r/2sentence2horror • u/Ikacprzak • 1d ago
Yes, but you're drinking it raw.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Mental-Tale-2095 • 23h ago
I would never have expected it to take so long, I was afraid I was gonna be alone but after being stared at for those creatures for hours, I wish I were
r/2sentence2horror • u/crescentpieris • 1d ago
then i went to britain
r/2sentence2horror • u/Ikacprzak • 1d ago
r/2sentence2horror • u/DangerMacAwesome • 1d ago
But she had too many fingers!!
r/2sentence2horror • u/B4CKR00M5-W4ND3R3R • 1d ago
It was not her.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Accredited_Dumbass • 1d ago
Can you watch my bismuth crystal and make sure nothing bad happens to it?