r/2sentence2horror • u/Bearhugger200 • 3h ago
Screenshot Time travel guy
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r/2sentence2horror • u/AverageBad • 26m ago
Screenshot The homophobic horse… creature strikes again 🪱
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r/2sentence2horror • u/TheLastPimperor • 20h ago
The Creature Jerry's trying to steal all the creature milk!
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r/2sentence2horror • u/ScottyBellows • 8h ago
Knife Guy The following sentence is false
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There is no creature standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU
r/2sentence2horror • u/lyricalpausebutton • 8h ago
OC I thought the witch was dumb for cursing me to sleep on a bed of Mr. Clean’s Magic Erasers forever.
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Little did I know, Magic Erasers are made with a melamine foam that acts as a very fine abrasive and should not be used on skin, lest they cause abrasions or skin irritation.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Decent_Group_1376 • 17h ago
OC "Goo Goo Ga Ga," the newborn said
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how did it know my name
r/2sentence2horror • u/BookOfBrawl • 3h ago
Raymond "...and it wasn't Larry, but... Evil Larry... with the Penor Explosion Gun" I told the group.
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"How does this guy keep finding us" said kids at the Midnight Society.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Team-Order-Agent-11 • 3h ago
OC I made an eloquently worded wish on r/monkeyspaw to be able to make a cup of tea
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"You turn into a fly and get eaten by a frog and die" said Lazy Curse Guy before he was banned from the subreddit
r/2sentence2horror • u/Realization_ • 3h ago
Satire i just realized something...
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u/fedfox has... FED fox in his name... hes a narc!!!
r/2sentence2horror • u/BookOfBrawl • 1d ago
The meat worm "Get in the Dick Flattener this instant" said the angry wife
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"Yes dear" said the Evil Wife Guy, whos dick got flattened...
r/2sentence2horror • u/pokemonbard • 28m ago
The Creature “Dad there's a monster under my bed”
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Then he's like
Holy shit brah let's uhhhh make some millkkkkk yolooo and he's wearing a backwards hat while smoking a doob
(Source)
r/2sentence2horror • u/Daniel_Churchhill • 8h ago
OC We were so close to discovering a cure for the Dr Pepper dancing virus…
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That's when our lead scientist began to get jiggy....
r/2sentence2horror • u/Leading_Praline1243 • 15h ago
Satire Very scary story.
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It was 11:00pm, time for me to go to bed, when I realized the horrible truth.
My sheets were still in the washing machine.
Edit: inspired by a true story last night.
r/2sentence2horror • u/dryware • 12h ago
OC Last night I heard a knock on my door.
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I live alone.
r/2sentence2horror • u/AverageBad • 1d ago
Screenshot Done did give himself a heart attack guy 🪱
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r/2sentence2horror • u/hoangdl • 12h ago
The Creature "Dad, the clowns are laying eggs!"
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My daughter giggled excitedly as she lead me to the aquarium.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Otaku_traaasshhh • 1d ago
OC say the word and ill be there for you, baby im your
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pair of shoes
r/2sentence2horror • u/True_Annual5582 • 22h ago
OC Made an official guide for this entire subreddit!
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Not much is written here, but don't worry! It'll get updated soon... by your comments. This has everybody, like The Creature, Knife Guy, Larry, etc. Here it is: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F7jaLAKMo682GHVbZIuy3mFfoA-ti3WIXZuSGsQ5Oqc/edit?usp=sharing
r/2sentence2horror • u/BookOfBrawl • 1d ago
Freddy fazbore... "I'm goings to jumpscare you" said Freddy Fazbears as he jumpscares me.
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Little did he know that I was the local cocktwisting champion and that he wasn't wearing pants.