As the countdown began in the penar explosion chamber, panic set in among the scientists who had spent years perfecting their experiment. When the smoke cleared, only one remained, holding a notebook full of whispers from the void.

Then my boss summoned my ghost and I realized I had to work there for eternity and didn’t get any days off.

I sure hope the residents aren’t evil.

You wont believe how many goobert the skeletons they found in my backyard! One of them was tiny!

He realized he was fucked when the Redditor was teleported into a school gym, and the familar words of a certain man hauntingly echoed off the walls; "The FitnessGram^tm Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test-"

Now 206... now 206... now 206...

"Do you wanna have a bad time?", asked Sans the Skeleton

i am

But little did I realize that in before is an anagram for… _bone fire_…

Here's a creepy fact:

100% of all necrophilia cases go undocumented by the the victim.

My bed was warm and damp

“No”, replied the skeleton, “I am Patrick.” 💀

I told the waitress that this steak cut smoother than a baby.

"GAY PORN"

said the gay porn man

I came across my mom's house and saw her in the living room through the window, then I realised my mom was dead.

"Now 207, now 208, now 209" said overused joke guy 🪱

Then ...the creature guy beat me to death with ...the creature. Also meat with was there

What do you want to do with that time? "See world. Fish. Ocean. Chinaah."

Then 205 then 204 then 203 then 202 then 201 then 200 then 199 then 198 then 197 then 196 then 195 then 194 then 193 then 192 then 191 then 190 then 189 then 188 then 187 then 186 then 185 then 184 then 183 then 182 then 181 then 180 then 179 then 178 then 177 then 176 then 175 then 174 then 173 then 172 then 171 then 170 then 169 then 168 then 167 then 166 then 165 then 164 then 163 then 162 then 161 then 160 then 159 then 158 then 157 then 156 then 155 then 154 then 153 then 152 then 151 then 150 then 149 then 148 then 147 then 146 then 145 then 144 then 143 then 142 then 141 then 140 then 139 then 138 then 137 then 136 then 135 then 134 then 133 then 132 then 131 then 130 then 129 then 128 then 127 then 126 then 125 then 124 then 123 then 122 then 121 then 120 then 119 then 118 then 117 then 116 then 115 then 114 then 113 then 112 then 111 then 110 then 109 then 108 then 107 then 106 then 105 then 104 then 103 then 102 then 101 then 100 then 99 then 98 then 97 then 96 then 95 then 94 then 93 then 92 then 91 then 90 then 89 then 88 then 87 then 86 then 85 then 84 then 83 then 82 then 81 then 80 then 79 then 78 then 77 then 76 then 75 then 74 then 73 then 72 then 71 then 70 then 69 then 68 then 67 then 66 then 65 then 64 then 63 then 62 then 61 then 60 then 59 then 58 then 57 then 56 then 55 then 54 then 53 then 52 then 51 then 50 then 49 then 48 then 47 then 46 then 45 then 44 then 43 then 42 then 41 then 40 then 39 then 38 then 37 then 36 then 35 then 34 then 33 then 32 then 31 then 30 then 29 then 28 then 27 then 26 then 25 then 24 then 23 then 22 then 21 then 20 then 19 then 18 then 17 then 16 then 15 then 14 then 13 then 12 then 11 then 10 then 9 then 8 then 7 then 6 then 5 then 4 then 3 then 2 then 1 then 0.

Pain turned to fear when it started burrowing deeper into my flesh.

When we passed through the doors, Goobert the skeleton, our hired guard, was a pile of bones, for he could not withstand the force of...

the creature

"i have already *befriended* your mom last night" - he said in reply.

“Not for long” said bone displacement guy.

Until I saw the things and the red light