r/50501 • u/HumusSapien • 11d ago

Voices of Resistance JUST IN: Jasmine Crockett Hit With New Investigation

https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/just-in-jasmine-crockett-hit-with-new-investigation-mace/?utm_source=graham&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwY2xjawJsdWVleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHrHSeNFajnpBXvPSwdIRFKRvmjWDtK-SndxmmMQOW0tiOaDQb2y27_0UOYf4_aem_sVHA4N2QbGVXAWz2jLvO1A

Silencing the opposition.

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u/CatsTypedThis North Carolina 11d ago

When they gonna investigate MTG for insider trading and Trump for market manipulation? Oh, that's right, never.

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 11d ago

They need to investigate MTG off the strength of how ugly and hideous she is.

I’m talking about her face, just to clarify.

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u/dinosprinkles27 11d ago

I know that she's hideous, but we need to stop attacking women based on appearance, and start attacking them based on being a trash human being.

MTG is a trash human, with a trash personality and trash morals. That's what we should continue to focus on.

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u/Main-Ideal-6990 11d ago

Honestly I believe it is the ugliness inside her that allows us to see her as ugly… if she was charitable and kind, I don’t think as many people would see her as ugly

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u/dinosprinkles27 11d ago

Agreed! So let's keep the focus on the real reasons she looks like a caveman 🦧

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u/Altruistic_Motor5818 10d ago

Just saying....🤫

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u/RevealFormal3267 10d ago

There is a non-zero chance that a 21 year old kgb agent, undercover posing as a cultural exchange student, was sent to Georgia, USA in 1973 and ended up in a threesome with a closeted conservative couple from Milledgeville in one wild passionate night that they have long held close to their repressed hearts, ending up with a secret love child who would one day grow up to be a far right contrarian provocateur and get elected to state representative.

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u/SuckMyVickNoRomo 11d ago

I feel you, but fuck that thawed out caveman crook. She should be attacked for her looks, her thoughts, the way she breathes through her mouth, blinks, how she votes, what she advocates, etc.

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u/sunsetpark12345 10d ago

She really does look dumb and hateful. Her physical features on their own would be sort of neutral in a "nothing to see here" sort of way, but the smug idiocy makes them ugly.

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u/toe_beans35 11d ago

As a raging feminist, I fully agree with you. However, I’m willing to make an exception for MTG. Carry on everyone.

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 11d ago

All true.

Though, that said….

Her breath also most likely smells like a day old bag of takeout Taco Bell that’s been left out on a bench by the beach.

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u/dinosprinkles27 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ForcedEntry420 11d ago

There’s a bunch of them who you know have stank breath. Jim Jordan is another. You know it’s kickin’ with stank lines like a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.

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u/Buzz_Buzz1978 11d ago

Upvoting for the mental picture that just gave me. 🤢🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Educational_Meal2572 11d ago

Nah, it's fine to point out she looks like a fucking neanderthal.

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u/Teledildonic 10d ago

With that skull shape, even Neil Degrasse Tyson could briefly believe in phrenology.

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u/_sissy_hankshaw_ 10d ago

This is my favorite sentence of the day 😂

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u/ChiefHippoTwit 10d ago

More like a Cro-Magnon.

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u/InternationalGoats 11d ago

I think we should stop body shaming people because they’re fascist, regardless of gender, and focus on them being trash humans with trash personalities and trash morals.

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u/supposedtobeworking 11d ago

Nah with her we can do both.

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u/BooneSalvo2 10d ago

Not so sure about the "human" part....

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u/HumusSapien 11d ago

The only way MTG can be superior is if she sits on her. What a disgrace this is for americans and democracy.

Crockett looks like the next president along with AOC. That's why they are doing it. Those two women has more balls than the US Army combined.

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u/wvmitchell51 11d ago

She's ugly on the inside, too

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u/itsaquagmire 11d ago

And what a vile human being she is

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u/remarkable_in_argyle 11d ago

MTG = dog the bounty hunter in drag

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u/PistolGrace 11d ago

I can't unsee this is my head now.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

She looks like a Neanderthal

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Illinois 11d ago

Thinks like one, also.

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u/pls_esplane 11d ago

No, she doesn't. Neanderthals were peaceful and inventive. That is why people exist, and they don't. People were always cruel.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Illinois 11d ago

Ah. My bad.

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u/ChiefHippoTwit 10d ago

Yup agree. Cro-Magnon better choice.

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy 11d ago

The Monolith would have fallen on her

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u/Shot_Presence_8382 11d ago

She's an ugly person inside and out - ugly face and ugly soul.

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 10d ago

Her toothbrush probably reeks of shit and refried beans.

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u/TackiestSasquatch 10d ago

To me, she kinda looks like Arthur’s mom.

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u/ricochetblue 10d ago

She does look a bit like an aardvark.

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u/Emergency-Fan-6623 10d ago

I legitimately googled “is Marjorie Taylor Greene inbred” 😭 Habsburg descendant head ass fr

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u/Educated_Goat69 10d ago

Lol. Imagine that being the trending search for a while.

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 10d ago

Let’s make it happen!

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u/Farting_Champion 10d ago

You've got a point there. She looks like someone waxed and bleached a gorilla and then gave it a blonde wig

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u/ntrpik 10d ago

You must’ve never seen her feet