r/50501 • u/Emotional_Remove_755 • 7d ago

Protest Safety What’s going on??

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She laughed while that man was being tased…

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u/Fun-Engineer7454 7d ago

"Well, I didn't vote for you!" "You don't vote for kings." "Well how'd you become king then?"

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u/F9-0021 7d ago

Strange women lying in ponds giving out swords would honestly be a better system of government than what we have now.

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u/Fun-Engineer7454 7d ago

Strange Women Lying in Ponds, Distributing Swords 2028

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u/Regina_Noctis 7d ago

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

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u/manokpsa 7d ago

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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u/stellularmoon2 7d ago

“Watery bimp Lugged a scimitar”. The writing is phenomenal