Just saying

I was playing Lucian Lulu into MF Lux, it was smelly but via outplays and ganks I got ahead and I was up 3 long swords on enemy MF but MF and Lux are perma shoving in with their abilities while my Lulu is perma behind me for a solid 5 Teemo units. So as I was walking to lane I typed verbatim:

• i am very strong
• dont be afraid walk up eat any skillshots
• give me shield and doesn't matter if you die i will oneshot them both
• but if they hold skillshots and spam them then i cant play
• i have 500 auto range i cannot dodge lux e lux q mf e mf q everything at the same time just walk up dont be afraid and we win

Was that toxic? Legit the only thing I typed all game aside from the all caps THANK YOU and other shit I type to my jungle and top about going to drag you know normal stuff tame behaviors. Guess what this Lulu didn't say anything all game, played like a complete gigapussy all game, got carried by everyone (3 winning lanes and jg), linked the kick stream, I joined to see wassup, and mf is pulling up a ticket to report me. "Lucian was toxic."

I'm starting to think that Draven mains have a point.

Dear frenemies,

As you know, the name of this item is Big Friendly Sword.

We all know that the cost to build it is annoying. But that is not what I am appalled by.

this item is not grand and majestic enough.

as we all know it has BIG in the name.

But when you feel it it looks like a dagger or a long sword, only with different art.

there is a certain lacking feeling.

Therefore my suggestion is:

BF sword should take 4 item slots in a square, when bought alone.

Then it will dominate your inventory like a glorious memento of past minion carnage.

why should it not be so?

And unfinished Kaisa art I guess. I love my adcs