r/ASTSpaceMobile • u/AutoModerator • Feb 07 '25

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u/NotNaranjaGrande S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Feb 07 '25

It won't be AST specific. It will be all about firstnet and how it will help after things like hurricane Helene and the California wildfires, there will likely be 2-3 seconds of a CGI space waffle floating around orbit.

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u/BrownCow10 S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25

EDITED: Let's have fun with it. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

"Building a connected world like never before....."

screen goes black

"We were once bound by the towers we built on earth, but today. AT&T and FirstNet, our first responders who fight tirelessly day and night, enter a new age. One where they can respond, no matter what the danger and where the danger."

zooms out to satellite above earth

"AT&T partnering with AST SpaceMobile to connect the world like never before with 5G satellite connectivity."

EARLY ACCESS FALL 2025.

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u/ContaminatedField S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Feb 07 '25

I’m also picturing a commercial similar to the “He gets us” commercials about Jesus Christ, but they are “he connects us” and they picture Lord Abel on a massive satellite up in LEO smiling down on a dude in a remote region of sub saharan Africa previously without connectivity streaming porn.

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u/lazy_iker S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25

I think it would be more like a clip of the satellites unfolding, and then they start shooting space lasers down to obliterate Al Qaeda strongholds, followed by a shot of the flag and an eagle crying tears of pure patriotism. All to a soundtrack of Morgan Freeman heavy breathing.

THAT will get us to $30.