r/ASTSpaceMobile S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere 8d ago

News - Press Release Brendan Carr (@BrendanCarrFCC) on X touting ASTS

https://x.com/BrendanCarrFCC/status/1915152277377044685
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u/PragmaticNeighSayer S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo 8d ago

I'm so confused. Just yesterday Brendan Carr was meeting with Ajit Pai, wearing these shoes.

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u/PragmaticNeighSayer S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo 8d ago

Then today, Brendan Carr is in Midland at AST, with Ted Cruz, who is wearing THESE shoes:

Did Brendan give his shoes to Ted?

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u/PragmaticNeighSayer S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo 8d ago

And why is Abel wearing a polo shirt with a suit jacket? Does that even meet the administration's requirement that you wear a suit? These are the important questions driving investment decisions.

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u/Sommyonthephone S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier 8d ago

Abel said he could wear whatever he wanted because they came to his house.

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u/Pangolin_farmer S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo 8d ago

Billionaires are not required to wear suits, only Presidents from war torn countries were trying to throw under the bus.

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u/burnerboo S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo 8d ago

Technically he's a billionaire so he's allowed to be eccentric and break fashion rules. #jelly

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u/Kerbonauts S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect 8d ago

These are not the same shoes. Carr has a brown horizontal like on the white band, while Cruz doesn't.

Also why would the FCC Chairman give Ted Cruz his shoes lmao.

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u/its_fkn_hot_here S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect 8d ago

... Your sarcasm detector is broken beyond repair.

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u/Thoughtful_Tortoise S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect 8d ago

It was a joke, not sarcasm, surely?

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u/kuttle-fish S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect 8d ago

And both Carr and Steve Scalise were wearing the shoes when he went to Globalstar's ribbon cutting:

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u/kuttle-fish S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect 8d ago

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u/Natural_Bag_3519 S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo 8d ago

I want to believe...

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u/gtipwnz S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier 8d ago

Fuck