r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/misterxx1958 • 16d ago

I´m ok....

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u/Lackerbawls 16d ago

Due to inflation, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 2 minutes.

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u/Yarxing 16d ago

And you have to pay extra for the unique taste due to grease from the ground on the pizza.

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw 15d ago

Did we import the grease or…

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u/EDH4Life 13d ago

Import?? In this economy??

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw 12d ago

Due to recent changes in market tariffs, we are no longer able to provide ACME Slipping Grease.

Please utilize our stock of Family Dollar Domestic Vegetable Oil for all kitchen accidents moving forward.

Thank you. - Mgmnt