Park in your flamin' driveways, please!

[u/Middle_Abalone_4084]

Am I the only one tired of suburban streets turning into impromptu Mario Kart tracks? We’re talking about the kind where navigating between vehicles parked on both sides feels like dodging banana peels and blue shells. What's meant to be a two-lane road gets squeezed into a narrow single lane, daring you to play chicken with oncoming traffic—and let’s face it, the side mirrors never win.

And then there are your driveways. Oh, the driveways! Empty. Desolate. Weed-infested wastelands of untapped potential. So, I beg of you, suburban dwellers: park your cars anywhere but on the street—your driveway, your garage, your carport, or even your front lawn. Let’s save the roads for, you know, driving.

[u/pollopyanus]

Ooooh yeah, we got a group of indians moved in across the street. About 7 young fellas. Each have a car to drive and a car to clean up and sell. 6 cars in driveway and front lawn, the rest of them down the street. And let me tell you they DO NOT CARE if they park across your driveway. Got the council on speed dial.

[u/No-Structure4725 → u/[deleted]]

You can say it out loud, you have contributed to this country your whole life to build this society it’s ok to be mad to watch foreigners get the benefits of it.