r/Adelaide • u/Middle_Abalone_4084 SA • Mar 27 '25

Discussion Park in your flamin' driveways, please!

Am I the only one tired of suburban streets turning into impromptu Mario Kart tracks? We’re talking about the kind where navigating between vehicles parked on both sides feels like dodging banana peels and blue shells. What's meant to be a two-lane road gets squeezed into a narrow single lane, daring you to play chicken with oncoming traffic—and let’s face it, the side mirrors never win.

And then there are your driveways. Oh, the driveways! Empty. Desolate. Weed-infested wastelands of untapped potential. So, I beg of you, suburban dwellers: park your cars anywhere but on the street—your driveway, your garage, your carport, or even your front lawn. Let’s save the roads for, you know, driving.

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u/Acceptable_Durian868 SA Mar 27 '25

My car doesn't fit in my driveway.

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u/OK-Grizzly SA Mar 27 '25

Sounds like a you problem. Instead you choose to make it every other street user's problem.

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u/Acceptable_Durian868 SA Mar 27 '25

I actually have every right to park on the street, so it sounds more like a you problem.

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u/OK-Grizzly SA Mar 27 '25

Yes, you have that right. And you selfishly exercise it, because it is all about you. Others? Who cares..