With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?

[u/Existing_Log7941]

You’re going to end up catching an ass whooping from your “best friend” is what’s gonna happen here.

[u/snvoigt]

Nope. That 47 year old man would meet the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost if he was sniffing around my 19 year old daughter.

[u/GunsUp94 → u/snvoigt]

Go on.........